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Old 08 Sep 2006, 20:29   #1
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Ma pis pe CFR

Nu ma roade atat decizia de a se interzice fumatul in tren cat modul ostentativ prin care e popularizata- de la biletele de tren pe care e imprimata decizia, la anunturile din difuzoarele garilor care ne aduc la cunostinta amenzile de care suntem pasibili , pana la autocolantele alea care au impanzit vagoanele la modu' sufocant. Am inteleeeessss, nu sunt oligofrennn.
Apoi apare la tv stapanul bilutelor, turcescu, felicitand cfr-ul pentru pasul pe care l-a facut spre europa.
In ultima luna am circulat cu atatea trenuri din care, la vagoanele de clasa I, scoti jegul cu lopata incat felul cfr-ului de a se civiliza mi se pare o gluma macabra.
Macar mirosul de tutun mai masca mirosul de tolaeta infecta (asta e un soi de emblema olfactiva pt mai mult de juma' din trenurile patriei - deh asta nu ne deranjeaza).

Gata, parca m-am mai usurat
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Old 08 Sep 2006, 21:41   #2
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draga Mala, sunt lucruri care nu se fac in public...
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Old 08 Sep 2006, 21:44   #3
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hug, malaaa...

la naiba cu cele trei pachete de marlboro care vor astepta pana la destinatie, cat absorbi mirosul sanatos al cepei, berii si resturilor de pamant si deseuri animale de pe colegii de compartiment.
putem protesta organizat?
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Old 08 Sep 2006, 21:49   #4
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nu stiu ce aveti...

unde e problema... da, scrie pe bilete, da, se zice prin magnetofon, da, peste tot sunt stickere care-ti spun ca n-ai voie sa fumezi (by the way, really nice to put in your room too...), dar ce, asta te opreste? pe tine, pe conductor sau controleur sa fumezi... nu.

asa ca nu inteleg unde va este problema. CFR rulz.

(p.s. daca citeste vrun angajat CFR asta, atunci sa nu creada ca o scriu numai pentru ca maine o sa-mi petrec 24 de ore in tren... nuuuuu.)
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Old 08 Sep 2006, 21:54   #5
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Originally Posted by obvious:
mirosul sanatos al cepei, berii si resturilor de pamant si deseuri animale de pe colegii de compartiment.

dar asta e tot farmecul cfr-ului. tu iti dai seama cat de plicticoasa ar fi o calatorie in care vecinii de compartiment au facut toti baie in ultimele 6 luni, nu au nici un porc, si nu mananca de cel putin 2 ori mamaliga cu branza?
iar fumatorii pot sa faca ce fac/faceau/vor face si in liceu. sa fumeze in toaleta.
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Old 08 Sep 2006, 22:05   #6
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Originally Posted by jeleu:
iar fumatorii pot sa faca ce fac/faceau/vor face si in liceu. sa fumeze in toaleta.
Se pare ca umanitatea n-a invatat nimic din Auschwitz
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Old 08 Sep 2006, 22:11   #7
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Old 08 Sep 2006, 23:11   #8
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in lipsa de Logan, lumea tre' sa mai circule si cu CFRu'. Luati Sageata sau autocarul. Aaaaa... nici in astea nu se fumeaza? Oare de ce (moment de gandire profunda)? Yo nu fumez..... da beaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuu
si ca sa fim in subiect
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Old 09 Sep 2006, 02:39   #9
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Re: Ma pis pe CFR

Originally Posted by Mala Portugal:
Ma pis pe CFR

.tii cu dinamo, te pomenesti?
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Old 09 Sep 2006, 03:11   #10
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Re: Ma pis pe CFR

Originally Posted by Mala Portugal:
Ma pis pe CFR

Vai Mala, si io care-þi construisem cu migalã un portret graþios, demn de fiica lui Zeus ºi-a Dionei, un soi de Madame Marie de Trouvel, rãpitoare, ingenuuã and stuff...
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Old 09 Sep 2006, 09:58   #11
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Re: Ma pis pe CFR

Originally Posted by Mala Portugal:
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care ar fi fost sansele sa fii in trenul care ducea de la Constanta la Bucuresti ?
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Old 12 Sep 2006, 00:02   #12
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Re: Ma pis pe CFR

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Originally Posted by Mala Portugal:
Ma pis pe CFR

.tii cu dinamo, te pomenesti?
Ma uimesti - pai noi vorbim despre rivalitati d'astea populare?
Credeam ca (macar intre noi) discutia se poarta la alt nivel (adik CFR vs. "U")
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Old 12 Sep 2006, 08:30   #13
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mala.

do not piss on CFR. enslave it
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Old 12 Sep 2006, 08:33   #14
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Cetatean Fara Rusine. :w00t:
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Old 12 Sep 2006, 13:00   #15
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Re: Ma pis pe CFR

Originally Posted by Mala Portugal:
Originally Posted by raptor:
Originally Posted by Mala Portugal:
Ma pis pe CFR

.tii cu dinamo, te pomenesti?
Ma uimesti - pai noi vorbim despre rivalitati d'astea populare?
Credeam ca (macar intre noi) discutia se poarta la alt nivel (adik CFR vs. "U")

:lol: :lol: ighen.
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Old 12 Sep 2006, 13:08   #16
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eu nu sunt fumatoare, dar interzicerea fumatului in tren e de kk
macar sa existe un spatiu unde se poate face asta, avand in vedere ca multi calatoresc ore intregi cu trenul
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Old 12 Sep 2006, 13:14   #17
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Originally Posted by norina:
eu nu sunt fumatoare, dar interzicerea fumatului in tren e de kk
macar sa existe un spatiu unde se poate face asta, avand in vedere ca multi calatoresc ore intregi cu trenul

.esti foarte ciudata, duduie. cum adica e de kkt? e foarte bine! e excelent! eu, ca nefumator, ma bucur si ma pis pe toti 'isti protestatari(mai putin mala si nightwane, desigur) si ii anunt ca se apropie foarte ziua cind li se va pune jujeu' la git tuturor piparilor si-o sa pot si eu sa ies la o bere-patru-sapte fara sa tra' in phept toate fumurile sulii care imi face greata.


.later edit: daca totusi m-a vazut careva fumand vreodata, a avut halucinatii.
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Old 12 Sep 2006, 13:16   #18
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cred ca o sa scot capu pe geam si o sa trag din tigara cat mai rpd pana vine controloru`...bine asta in zonele de campie...ca la munte daca vine un copac risc sa raman fara tigara si fara cap

oricum interzicerea fumatului in tren este de tot kktu...nu se mai poate relaxa omu nici in tren, mai ales daca merge pe distante mari...
ce urmeaza sa interzica fumatul pe strada? :huh:
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Eu imi amintesc de zilele minunate in care ma intorceam de la job putind a tutun de toate tipurile si de toate soiurile. Foarte bine, fara tutun!
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Originally Posted by raptor:
.later edit: daca totusi m-a vazut careva fumand vreodata, a avut halucinatii.

hm...am avut inseamna halucinatii care m-au lasat fara juma de pachet de tigari.
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