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Old 23 Oct 2008, 18:43   #2541
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Aº prefera sã nu fie dintr-un animal


Ceai cu lapte sau lapte cu miere?
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Old 23 Oct 2008, 18:50   #2542
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RIGHT ANSWER! :love:
(Pieile de nurcä si pui de focä si obtin, din motive "tehnice", prin masacrarea cu sadism deliberat a animalelor.)

Lapte cu miere.

Brichetä Ronson, sau amnar?
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Old 23 Oct 2008, 19:06   #2543
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Originally Posted by Pitbull:
RIGHT ANSWER! :love:
(Pieile de nurcä si pui de focä si obtin, din motive "tehnice", prin masacrarea cu sadism deliberat a animalelor.)
Mi se pãrea mie ceva suspect. :?

Chibrituri [tot nefumãtaore am rãmas 8)]

Autobuz sau taxi?
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Old 23 Oct 2008, 19:08   #2544
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Metrou.

Tren blindat, sau trotinetä?
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Old 23 Oct 2008, 19:14   #2545
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Originally Posted by Pitbull:
Metrou.
... cicã metrou... :? :hmm: [indirect vrei sa spui capitala... las' cã þin eu minte]

Trotinetãããããããããããã

Brad natural [de Crãciun] sau din plastic?
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Old 23 Oct 2008, 19:28   #2546
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De plastic, normal - cä si pe Mos Cräciun îl prefer un pârlit de actor ratat care face un ciubuc...
(NORMAL cä avea legäturä cu capitala - da-n sens RAU! Aici, NIMIC din ce merge pe la suprafatä nu mai meritä; odatä, eram în întârziere la o proiectie de presä, si am luat taxiul. JUR cä pe jos, în trap usor, as fi ajuns mai repede! Metroul, mäcar, întârzie maximum 10 minute, atât.)

Mos Cräciun jucat de Nenea Gicu cu barbä din vata lui Tanti Tanta, sau misterios si neväzut, care aduce cadourile în timp ce tu dormi, sau esti cu tata la cinema? (Cum îmi fäceau mie, pânä la sapte ani inclusiv; la opt mi-au märturisit.)
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Old 23 Oct 2008, 19:29   #2547
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Eu prefer un Moº Crãciun netangibil.

Cred cã mai bine era "pe jos".


Video sau dvd-player?
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Old 24 Oct 2008, 00:34   #2548
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video pentru filmele porno ºi cu chuck norris, bruce lee.
vreau sã spun cã nimic nu se comparã cu senzaþia pe care þi-o dã derularea pe fast-forward a unei videocasete porno. 8)

dvd-player pentru toate celelalte.

radu paraschivescu sau paraschiv rãdulescu?
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Old 24 Oct 2008, 01:15   #2549
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radu paraschivescu

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Old 24 Oct 2008, 08:09   #2550
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cu fructe!

bere neagra sau bere blonda ?
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Old 24 Oct 2008, 08:11   #2551
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Ah ! Era sa stric jocul.

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Old 24 Oct 2008, 17:41   #2552
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neagra...silva sau guiness :love:


vin rosu sau alb?
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Old 24 Oct 2008, 17:47   #2553
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alb spritat ca din popor

chec sau cozonac ?
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Old 24 Oct 2008, 18:01   #2554
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briose

Papesa Ioana sau Papa Ioan Paul al II-lea?
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Old 24 Oct 2008, 18:04   #2555
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Papesa Ioana, cä era mai misterioasä.

Luther sau Calvin?
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Old 24 Oct 2008, 19:21   #2556
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Calvin,mi se pare mai pios-umil

Gabriel Axel sau Susane Bier?
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Old 24 Oct 2008, 20:01   #2557
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Susane Bier

"Ferris Bueller's Day Off" sau "Risky Business" ?
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Old 25 Oct 2008, 03:11   #2558
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risky businnes.

angela lansbury sau angela merkel?
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Old 25 Oct 2008, 05:07   #2559
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Angela Lansbury

Angela Moldovan, sau Comisarul Moldovan?
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Old 25 Oct 2008, 05:54   #2560
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Comisarul Moldovan

anal sau oral ?
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