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Old 31 Mar 2005, 10:46   #61
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wayne's world: you'll laugh.you'll cry.you'll hurl.
wayne's world 2: you'll laugh again.you'll cry again.you'll hurl again.
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Old 31 Mar 2005, 14:57   #62
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o data cu scary movie, incepe sa fie fumata faza asta cu repetarea tagline-ului la sequel plus un cuvant.

dar in fine, asta cu wayne's world mi-a amintit de :
austin powers (primul) - if he were any cooler, he'd still be frozen, baby

mai adaug, pt ca tot l-am vazut aseara si are un tagl. misto (care de fapt, e un citat din film) :
chungking express - If my memory of her has an expiration date, let it be 10,000 years...
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Old 31 Mar 2005, 17:00   #63
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chungking express - If my memory of her has an expiration date, let it be 10,000 years...
lux ... cel mai adevarat! :love:
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Old 01 Apr 2005, 00:31   #66
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lethal weapon 2: usa- The magic is back! :sick:
canda- Je conduis. Non, je conduis.
concluzia: canadienii sunt mult mai sus.
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Old 01 Apr 2005, 09:11   #67
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Monster Inc. - We Scare Because We Care

Shreck 2 - Once upon another time...
- Not so far, far away...

Finding Nemo - Grab shell dude!
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Shark Tale - Behind every little fish is a great white lie.
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Old 01 Apr 2005, 09:53   #68
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Old 01 Apr 2005, 10:07   #69
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Old 01 Apr 2005, 18:09   #70
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If ever this mad, mad, mad, mad world needed "It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world" it's now!
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South Park:

Cartman: How come everything today has involved things either coming in or going out of my ass?

Stan: Oh my god! They killed Kenny.
Kyle: [Unenthusiastically] You bastard.

Garrison: You go to hell. You go to hell and you die.

Cartman: You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.
Stan: Jesus, Cartman.
Cartman: Well, I'm just sayn', man, seriously, don't mess with kitty, man.

Cartman: I'm not fat, I'm big-boned.
Stan: No, Jay Leno's chin is big-boned. You are a big fat ass.

Cartman: I'm not fat, I'm festively plump. :lol:

Eric Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried anything, I'd be like, EH. You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie. Eh, woman, you shut your mouth, and make babies.

Kitty: Meow?
Cartman: No, kitty, this is my pot pie.
Kitty: Meow?
Cartman: No, kitty. Get back, kitty.
Kitty: Meow?
Cartman: No, kitty, it's my pot pie.
[Kitty hisses at Cartman]
Cartman: Mom. Kitty's being a dildo.
Cartman's Mom: Well, then, I know a certain kitty-kitty who's sleeping with Mommy tonight.
Cartman: What? :lol:


and more to come, dar acum nu mai am timp...
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Old 08 Apr 2005, 22:32   #74
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erm, there's a sign of the front that says best taglines :?

smt like : Gosford Park -> Tea At Four. Dinner At Eight. Murder At Midnight.

you know, for kids !
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and South Park again:

Cartman: Well God, I guess you got me again, didn't you? Yeah, that was a good one, God. Hope it made you laugh, you sick bastard.

[Cartman's favorite "psalm"]
Cartman: It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

Cartman: Respect my authoritah

Pip: Oh Eric, I didn't get an invitation.
Eric Cartman: Hmm, what could I have done with Pip's invitation? Pip's invitation... Pip's invitation... Oh, I remember. I shoved it up my ass. That's right. I wrote it up, put in an envelope, sealed it, and
[bloop]
Eric Cartman: shoved it right up my ass, forever ruining any chance of you coming to my birthday party. Sorry, Pip ol' chap. :lol:

Cartman: Kyle, if I didn't have some guy's hand up my ass, I'd leap across the room and kick you in the nuts.

Cartman: Shut up, you guys. She said she was young and needed the money.
Kyle: Dude, those pictures were taken last month.

Stan: Hey, he's still alive.
[Yelling into hole]
Stan: Kyle. Are you ok?
Kyle: I think so. Is Cartman up there?
Cartman: I'm right here, Kyle.
Kyle: Cartman, you *BEEP*ing hunk of fat r*BEEP* hunk of pig *BEEP*ing ass face.
Cartman: Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Say that to my face, pussy. :lol:

Cartman: Oh and look what Kyle's got me, it's a red Megam... Ants in the Pants, Ants in the Pa... Ants in the Pants
Kyle: It's a game dude, it's really fun
Cartman: You son of a bitch, You were supposed to get me the red Megaman, now I can't make Ultra Mega Megaman, you dirty cheap ass piece of crap
Kyle: They were all out of them dude
Cartman: I hate you, I want you to die

Cartman: Kyle, if you mess this up, so help me God I will rip your balls of with my bare hands! WITH MY BARE HANDS, GODDAMN YOU!

Stan: Hey Wendy, you're a bitch! Token,
[flips him off]
Stan: Right here, buddy.
[Token and Wendy walk off angrily]

Proctologist: [diagnosing Cartman] Wait, what's this?
[a 20-meter-wide satellite dish deploys from Cartman's rectum]
Kyle: Are you okay?
Eric Cartman: Dude. You know that feeling when you take a huge dump? Awesome!
Chef: Well, doctor?
Proctologist: I've never quite seen this before, uh, p - perhaps he just needs some hemmorhoid cream.
[the satellite dish violently withdraws back inside Cartman]
Stan: You all right?
Eric Cartman: You know that feeling when the huge dump you just took shoots back up inside your ass? NO, I'M NOT ALL RIGHT!
Eric Cartman: [Cartman and friends are pretending to be Lord of the Rings characters; they walk by a group of kids playing in a yard] Yes we shall slay the ringworm, for that is the way of the. .
Town Kid: I shall put a magic spell on you!
Town Kid 2: I have blocked your spell wizard!
Kyle Brovslofksi: What are you guys doing?
Town Kid: We're playing Harry Potter!
Eric Cartman: HAAA! FAGS!

Eric Cartman: This is Baghdad? God, what a shithole.
[Jesus looks at him]
Eric Cartman: I mean, oh wow, these poor, unfortunate people.
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Old 14 Apr 2005, 19:47   #77
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Old 15 Apr 2005, 09:17   #78
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Old 25 Aug 2005, 21:48   #79
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mi-am adus aminte de tagline-ul la Irreversible - 'le temps detruit tout'.. tipul asta, Gaspar Noe, nu e prost..
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