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Old 03 Feb 2006, 08:53   #201
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rasu-plansu.
jumatate din elementele de pe lista asta inseamna saracie cronica.
cealalta jumatate sunt carente culturale.

hai, care mai radeti ?
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Old 03 Feb 2006, 12:53   #202
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Old 03 Feb 2006, 13:27   #203
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GIRL: I have done a great sin. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.

PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so >> what did he do to deserve that?

GIRL: Well, he kissed me.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: .. Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he had sex with me!

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: .Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he told me he has AIDS.

PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!!!!!
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Old 03 Feb 2006, 18:01   #204
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Ziceti-mi si mie care e explicatia. Tre' sa fie una logica.
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P.S.: stiu ca se repeta simbolurile , da' se cam potriveste.
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Old 03 Feb 2006, 18:11   #205
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creepy...
man, nu stiu, astept un clarvazator sa ma lumineze

da macar sa nu ma mai roage sa incer din nou
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Old 03 Feb 2006, 23:54   #206
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ba somebody come with an explanation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04 Feb 2006, 00:47   #207
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Bäga-mi-as pu-la...! :w00t:
Bäi, mi-a nimerit trei, a ratat unu', si pe urmä iar a nimerit trei!
Dau o bere la cine-mi zice!
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Old 04 Feb 2006, 01:04   #208
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Gataaa, m-am prins! M-AM PRINS!!! In doar 11 minute!

Nimic mai simplu!
Deci, el îti cere sä alegi un numär de douä cifre si sä scazi din el suma cifrelor.
Dar operatia asta îti poate da, INDIFERENT CE NUMERE de la 10 la 99 îti alegi, doar un numär LIMITAT de rezultate, iar alea sunt:
8, 9, 18, 21, 26, 27, 36, 38, 45, 54, 63, 64, 72, 81, 94
Asa cä programul pune de fiecare datä ACELASI SIMBOL în dreptul numerelor astea, iar în rest, simboluri aiurea. Si-ti aratä simbolul cu pricina!
Isteatä treabä - pân-o bunghesti!

Hai, copii, berile pe interval! Deci, Ghitza, Bulumulu si Cinemania, da? ASTEPT!
(A, si cu ocazia asta, väd c-am fäcut 2000 de mesaje. Asa cä särbätoriti-mä si pe mine, ce pielea mea!)
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Old 04 Feb 2006, 03:21   #209
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Old 04 Feb 2006, 04:00   #210
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Asta-i SADISM curat!
La patru doosunu a-em, el îmi aratä POZE cu halbe de bere. :shock:
Bulangiule! Scârtzane! :o UNGURULE!
Huo. :sick:
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Old 04 Feb 2006, 09:10   #211
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chill, yolandas....
have a taste o' THIS!


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(and love it)
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Old 04 Feb 2006, 09:11   #212
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OLE! LUMINA :w00t: ! Credeam ca v-am bagat in ceata . Berile se amana pentru vara. Acum s-ar potrivi mai bine un vin fiert. YAM YAM MMMMMMMMM
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Old 04 Feb 2006, 09:22   #213
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Old 04 Feb 2006, 12:20   #214
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Originally Posted by Pitbull:
Gataaa, m-am prins! M-AM PRINS!!! In doar 11 minute! :D

Nimic mai simplu!
Deci, el îti cere sä alegi un numär de douä cifre si sä scazi din el suma cifrelor.
Dar operatia asta îti poate da, INDIFERENT CE NUMERE de la 10 la 99 îti alegi, doar un numär LIMITAT de rezultate, iar alea sunt:
8, 9, 18, 21, 26, 27, 36, 38, 45, 54, 63, 64, 72, 81, 94
nu ºtiu cum ai obþinut 8, 21, 38, 64, 94. e o regulã în matematicã care spune cã din orice numãr de 2 cifre dacã scazi suma cifrelor îþi dã multiplu de 9.
ºmecheria era cã el schimbã la fiecare apãsare simbolurile în dreptul multiplilor de 9 (care sunt aceleaºi), restul simbolurilor pãstrîndu-se.

p.s. explicaþia nu-mi aparþine.
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Old 04 Feb 2006, 15:23   #215
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Originally Posted by Leonard:
Originally Posted by Pitbull:
Gataaa, m-am prins! M-AM PRINS!!! In doar 11 minute!

Nimic mai simplu!
Deci, el îti cere sä alegi un numär de douä cifre si sä scazi din el suma cifrelor.
Dar operatia asta îti poate da, INDIFERENT CE NUMERE de la 10 la 99 îti alegi, doar un numär LIMITAT de rezultate, iar alea sunt:
8, 9, 18, 21, 26, 27, 36, 38, 45, 54, 63, 64, 72, 81, 94
nu ºtiu cum ai obþinut 8, 21, 38, 64, 94. e o regulã în matematicã care spune cã din orice numãr de 2 cifre dacã scazi suma cifrelor îþi dã multiplu de 9.
ºmecheria era cã el schimbã la fiecare apãsare simbolurile în dreptul multiplilor de 9 (care sunt aceleaºi), restul simbolurilor pãstrîndu-se.

p.s. explicaþia nu-mi aparþine.
A, päi e simplu!
Eu regula cu multiplii lui 9 n-o stiam (karma mea vrea sä fiu clei la mate), asa cä am procedat empiric, si pânä la urmä am väzut numerele de pe listä unde apare simbolul "magic". Dar dacä te uiti bine, vezi cä toti multiplii lui 9 sunt printre ele. Deci, pe lângä ei, el a pus si 8, 21, 38, 64, 94, la derutä.
Parshivache, bäiatu'!

@Ghitza: hai cu vinu' fiert - da' REAL, nu virtual/digital!
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Old 04 Feb 2006, 17:42   #216
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Pai atunci s-o punem de o intalnire. Propun weekend-ul viitor sa avem timp sa ne adunam. Cine mai doreste, cine mai pofteste sa se anunte.
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Old 04 Feb 2006, 17:51   #217
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Originally Posted by obvious:
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wow... hardcore.
geniale.

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Old 04 Feb 2006, 21:40   #218
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whaddya mean?

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Old 04 Feb 2006, 22:55   #219
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Originally Posted by Pitbull:
Asta-i SADISM curat!
La patru doosunu a-em, el îmi aratä POZE cu halbe de bere. :shock:
Bulangiule! Scârtzane! :o UNGURULE!
Huo. :sick:

daca o cereai si tu prin alta parte...da' asa la copy-pasteuri...ce sa-i fac?! gotta stick to the topic
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Old 04 Feb 2006, 23:41   #220
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Uite, vezi, ästa e cusuru' täu: prea le iei pe toate la modu' literal! Ce, adicä explicatia mea a fost un "copy-paste"? Eu am cugetat cu capu' meu de pe UMERE, ciocoflendere, sä vä scap pe voi de angoase!
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