copy-pasteuri, dadaisme & aberatii

[Pitbull]

Si una si mai incredibilä: :shock:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLl9Q47e7bQ

[Serghei]

http://www.whatsgaytoday.com/?p=188

[StefanDo]

asta le bate la un sfarc pe modorci

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV0p9GQeo7k

[Pitbull]

Da, mäi - da' tipa mäcar e CINSTITA!
Adicä ea ce zice, aia face: sfarmä-cheaträ cu tâtele, nu se dä Maria Callas.

[Supastar]

Blu-ray treatment
Chungking Express

:love: 8)

[StefanDo]

pentru asta iti trebuie si un LCD meserias
eu tocmai am schimbat un home cinema pentru ca nu avea iesire HDMI (si deci degeaba imi luam un tv HD)

in alta ordine de idei, am auzit o multime de reactii privind adaptarea pentru blu-ray a filmelor (mai) vechi: metodele de imbunatare a imaginilor fac ca filmele sa arate nenatural, cu un contrast prea puternic si detalii decupate straniu pe fundal. Ma intreb cum ar arata My Fair Lady sau Cum sa furi un milion (da, sunt in perioada Audrey Hepburn ) latite, imbunatatite, supraexpuse si supradimensionate pe un HD. Vorba aia, de unde nu e, nici Dumnezeu nu cere...

[silver_boy]

...nice
http://www.realitatea.net/emisiuni/c...ura_23822.html

[Gloria]

un regulament de ordine interioara a unei corporatii canadiene cu referire la angajatii romani.

Este un Must See !!

To: All Romanian Speaking Staff
Subject: Improper Language Usage It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our office in Romania that offensive language is commonly used by our Romanian speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and staff. All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:

1.. Words like futui, în p u l a mea, p u l a and other such expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.

2.. You will not say si-a b a g a t p u l a when someone makes a mistake, or s-a c a c a t pe el if you see someone being reprehended, or b a g a-mi-as, when a major mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb a se c a c a and a se f u t e are utterly inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.

3.. No project manager, section head or administrator under any circumstances will be referred to as p ul a de om, c a ca na r u’ or b o u l.

4.. Lack of determination will not be referred to as pulalau nor will persons who lack initiative be referred to as muiangiu.

5.. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred to as porcarii.

6.. Do not say futu-ti mata if somebody is persistent; do not add pula mea, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say am pus-o (refer to item 2) nor o sa ne-o traga when a matter becomes excessively complicated.

7.. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say du-te-n pula nor should you ever substitute “May I help you?” with, ce pula mea vrei?.

8.. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly industrial partners bosorogi împutiti.

9.. Do not say ia mai mereti-n pula cu cacatu’ asta when a relevant project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer futu-te-n cur when your assistance is required.

10.. You should never call partner representatives as boul dracului or tâmpitu’ ala.

11.. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such as pizdulica buna, futaciosu’ or homalau’ lu’ peste.

12.. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say ma sterg la cur cu textul asta.

Just keep it clean and dispose of it properly.

Thank you.

[Serghei]

http://www.alexeytitarenko.com/city1.html

[europe_east]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNYbs22CdUs

(from darjeeling limited)

[Serghei]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-Vij...eature=related

[films4all]

foarte tare :lol: :lol: :lol:
omuleti ca acesta au sa bage planeta pe lumea cealalta! :lol:

[Pitbull]

omuleti

Hai?! :huh:

[redmen]

google translation

[films4all]

nu .nu ..nu se pun astfel de probleme la Pit. Aici e vorba de o chestie mai veche; N-am vroie sa zic omu... ma rog.. n-am vroie sa folosesc sufix diminutival pentru cuvantul om (sg sau pl).
Ii trece lui, cand o sa intru la UNATC! :sleep: amin! (amin sa intru.. nu sa-i treaca)

[silver_boy]

mai e unu in filmulet ( din pacate nu se vede) : ..ala care invarte strada

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s51LH...eature=related

[Serghei]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPUlwQ9w0JA

[Pitbull]

http://manelist.eu/

[ProTest]

http://www.trilulilu.ro/Dragomara/58ccc71140aee3

[StefanDo]

ce-i atat de ciudat la disparitia mesajelor tale de pe cinemagia, dragomara? Ai fost banata cateva zile, te-ai incapatanat sa revii cu o clona si banul a devenit permanent. Postarile clonelor sunt sterse, deci...

oricum, sa postezi mesajul asta pe trilulilu e cam... trilulilu Ce-o sa urmeze, petitiionline? CEDO?