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Old 03 Mar 2010, 22:33   #21
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Daca e mare amenda, prefer sa o... iau... uhh... incasez... fir-ar sa fie, oricum as da-o nu suna decent; uite, Windom ce se intampla daca ne-ai mutat pe topicul cu pricina
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Old 03 Mar 2010, 22:33   #22
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woo hoo ... let's rip this place apart !

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soricica, rapture si vave ... really BAD GIRLS
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Old 03 Mar 2010, 22:33   #23
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Sex in cafenea

Sex pe boabe de cafea.
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Old 03 Mar 2010, 22:35   #24
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4 postari in acelasi timp ce dornici sunteti de...sex
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Old 03 Mar 2010, 22:35   #25
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Sa bage cineva filtrul in priza, vom avea nevoie de cafea, va fi o noapte lunga
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Old 03 Mar 2010, 22:35   #26
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Originally Posted by vave:
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Mmm, este permis dar avetzi nevoie de legitimatzie. Sau permis de conducere a multufunctionalului Altfel ... amenda !

Am legitimatie.. de presă [cam expirată ea aşa, de felul ei], dar se pune?
Iti trebuie si cartea tehnica. Plus ca trebuie sa cunosti metode de reincarcare, ca-n bancul cu iaurtul.
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Old 03 Mar 2010, 22:37   #27
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Originally Posted by vave:
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Sex in cafenea

Sex pe boabe de cafea.

Expresso cu frisca
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Old 03 Mar 2010, 22:38   #28
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Originally Posted by SoricicaMov:
Sa bage cineva filtrul in priza, vom avea nevoie de cafea, va fi o noapte lunga

You got that right! [chiar îmi era somn, mi-a trecut]

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Iti trebuie si cartea tehnica. Plus ca trebuie sa cunosti metode de reincarcare, ca-n bancul cu iaurtul.

Nu ştiu bancul cu iartul, dar... ce cărţi tehnice? Prefer să improvizez!

Originally Posted by SoX:
Expresso cu frisca

Nu îmi place frişca...
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Old 03 Mar 2010, 22:39   #29
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Originally Posted by SoX:
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Sex in cafenea

Sex pe boabe de cafea.

Expresso cu frisca

Nu mai imprastiati zvonul ca o sa se inghesuie lumea si hop ajungem la un gang bang ca in Idioterne
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o sa ploua cu amenzi !
va avertizez ! organul legii nu doarme !
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Old 03 Mar 2010, 22:40   #31
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Originally Posted by Chambord:
organul legii nu doarme !

Adică e... sculat?
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Originally Posted by SoricicaMov:

Nu mai imprastiati zvonul ca o sa se inghesuie lumea si hop ajungem la un gang bang [/font]

Bang ! Gang !
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Originally Posted by Chambord:
o sa ploua cu amenzi !
va avertizez ! organul legii nu doarme !

Pulanul cugetator electric contraataca la miezul noptii
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Old 03 Mar 2010, 22:42   #34
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Originally Posted by vave:
Nu ştiu bancul cu iartul, dar... ce cărţi tehnice? Prefer să improvizez!
Nu improviza, uite bancul cu iaurtul.
Bula vine acasa dupa o consultatie pt o boala venerica. Medicul ii prescrisese tratament cu iaurt la locul faptei. Statea in gazda la o babuta. Grabit, uita sa inchida usa dupa el, ia un borcan de iaurt si si-o baga-n el. Babuta trece pe-acolo si-l observa:
- Maica, am vazut de-atatea ori cum se descarca, dar mereu m-am intrebat cum se incarca!
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Originally Posted by vave:
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organul legii nu doarme !

Adică e... sculat?

La datorie, permitetzi sa raportez ... astaa, sa traitzi !
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Old 03 Mar 2010, 22:44   #36
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Originally Posted by Judex:
Nu improviza

Ah, despre asta era vorba. Ca să vezi... nu e prima dată când mi-am reîncărcat minunata-mi... sculă [ ], deci nu a fost improvizaţie.

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La datorie, permitetzi sa raportez ... astaa, sa traitzi !

No buuuuuun. Îţi permit să trăiesc.
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Originally Posted by Judex:
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Nu ştiu bancul cu iartul, dar... ce cărţi tehnice? Prefer să improvizez!
Nu improviza, uite bancul cu iaurtul.
Bula vine acasa dupa o consultatie pt o boala venerica. Medicul ii prescrisese tratament cu iaurt la locul faptei. Statea in gazda la o babuta. Grabit, uita sa inchida usa dupa el, ia un borcan de iaurt si si-o baga-n el. Babuta trece pe-acolo si-l observa:
- Maica, am vazut de-atatea ori cum se descarca, dar mereu m-am intrebat cum se incarca!

E clar ca Bula vazuse American Pie
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Originally Posted by Chambord:
Originally Posted by vave:
Originally Posted by Chambord:
organul legii nu doarme !

Adică e... sculat?

La datorie, permitetzi sa raportez ... astaa, sa traitzi !

De unde am plecat: de la a te trezi dimineata si unde am ajuns: la a te scula noaptea: perfect! si asa sunt insomniaca!!!
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Originally Posted by SoricicaMov:

Pulanul cugetator electric contraataca la miezul noptii

Pulanul curgator erectic contraataca la miezul nuntii... Sau nu am citit bine
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Originally Posted by SoX:
nuntii

ptui drace
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