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Old 16 Jan 2010, 16:32   #1321
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tot de-ale transportului in comun:

http://prezidentiale.evz.ro/articole...w-York--VIDEO/
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Old 17 Jan 2010, 19:58   #1322
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Meryl Streep şi Sandra Bullock, un sărut de milioane




http://www.click.ro/vedete/celebrita...885511507.html
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Old 18 Jan 2010, 17:33   #1323
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Cica uite ce fac unii

"
Niciodata nu esti prea prudent
Important de citit


Saptamana trecuta un prieten a parcat intr-o parcare publica. Cand a
plecat a remarcat o hartie pusa pe fereastra din spate. Cand a ridicat-o(dupa
ce a ajuns acasa) a vazut ca era un bon de benzina. Din fericire unul din
prietenii i-a zis sa nu se opreasca, caci posibil ca cineva sa astepte sa coboare din masina.


Aceasta tehnica se aplica atat femeilor cat si barbatilor Atentie la
hartiile lipite pe luneta masinii dvs O noua maniera de furt a masinii(nu e o gluma)


E SIMPLU .
Mergeti in parking, deschideti masina si intrati inauntru Porniti
motorul si bagati in marsarier In timp ce priviti prin luneta pentru a merge cu
spatele, remarcati o hartie lipita in mijlocul lunetei. Va opriti,
iesiti din masina pentru a da la o parte hartia (sau altceva) care va blocheaza
vederea. Cand ajungeti in spatele masinii, apare hotul nu se stie de
unde . Intra in masina si pleaca in mare viteza practic fara sa puteti
reactiona. Ghiciti doamnelor? Pariu ca geanta dvs este in masina. Deci adresa,
banii, cheile. Casa si identitatea dvs sunt compromise!


ATENTIE LA ACEST NOU MOD DE OPERARE.
Daca vedeti o hartie lipita in spatele masinii, incuiati-va portierele,
porniti motorul si plecati. Veti ridica hartia mai tarziu!
"
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Old 18 Jan 2010, 20:20   #1324
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Asta e mass de messenger sau ce e ?
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Old 18 Jan 2010, 20:53   #1325
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L-am primit pe mail. Respectivul l-o fi primit pe mess. Are vreo importanta?
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Old 22 Jan 2010, 11:19   #1326
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Primarii veseli

Ultima intrată în lista edililor cu înclinaţii artistice este Mariana Mircea, primarul din Cernavodă. Doamna primar apare ca solistă de operă în mai multe înregistrări video postate pe internet.

a se vedea aici:

http://www.realitatea.net/primarii-r...ra_696575.html
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Old 22 Jan 2010, 14:33   #1327
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http://www.time.com/time/photogaller...373664,00.html

Foarte interesant..

Judecata mea : Suntem prea multi.. Toate sfortarile societatii de a sustine populatia actuala cam dau gres.. economic si social.. Degeaba spunem ' There's room for everybody" cand de fapt ne inghesuim peste tot: Ghisee, trafic, banci , mall-uri, spitale...etc
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Old 22 Jan 2010, 14:51   #1328
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Legat de 29 februarie...

"Today is a special time in the calendar - it's leap year day, when girlfriends propose to their boyfriends, when 29 February babies get to celebrate their actual birthday and when hamburgers eat people. OK, maybe not the last one."



"Be warned, Queen Margaret declared in Scotland back in 1288 that on 29 February a woman had the right to propose to any man she liked the look of. Naturally this sent many men running for the nearest hiding place, not necessarily for fear of being proposed to, but to avoid the penalty for saying no. Men who rebuffed the offer of marriage were hit with a fine in the form of a kiss, a silk dress, or a pair of gloves, to be given to the rebuffed proposer'

Nice idea for a modern short story
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Old 22 Jan 2010, 16:36   #1329
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not so short

vezi filmul Leap Year/Un an bisect
http://www.cinemagia.ro/filme/leap-year-33407/
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Old 22 Jan 2010, 16:43   #1330
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well look at that.... dupa ideea , la ceea ce te gandesti probabil sa se si fi spus deja...

eu as face-o scurta... in care un Don Juan e acaparat intr-o zi de toate buhaitele zonei de dragul zilei asteia... .. Ar deveni un Don Juan grotesc cu un harem de urate .. Vezi tu, cand aduni uratul la un loc tot iese ceva frumos... like a robot made of scrap..etc
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Old 22 Jan 2010, 16:47   #1331
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daca te iei dupa cronici, se pare ca au cam reusit-o cu uratenia...
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Old 22 Jan 2010, 18:55   #1332
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mHEM...ger_r2-2r-3-HM

Mai misogin de atat nu pot sa fiu
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Old 23 Jan 2010, 22:32   #1333
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Um...
Click.

WTF
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Old 24 Jan 2010, 19:54   #1334
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Exista vreun topic despre Eurovision? De ce? Iata:
http://www.turnulsfatului.ro/1877/fl...urovision.html
Ei bine, da! A intrat in finala romaneasca!!! V-ar mira sa reprezinte Romania la concurs?
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Old 24 Jan 2010, 20:05   #1335
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Originally Posted by hellsteed:
Legat de 29 februarie...

"Today is a special time in the calendar - it's leap year day, when girlfriends propose to their boyfriends, when 29 February babies get to celebrate their actual birthday and when hamburgers eat people. OK, maybe not the last one."



"Be warned, Queen Margaret declared in Scotland back in 1288 that on 29 February a woman had the right to propose to any man she liked the look of. Naturally this sent many men running for the nearest hiding place, not necessarily for fear of being proposed to, but to avoid the penalty for saying no. Men who rebuffed the offer of marriage were hit with a fine in the form of a kiss, a silk dress, or a pair of gloves, to be given to the rebuffed proposer'

Nice idea for a modern short story

eu sunt nascuta pe 29 febr
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Old 24 Jan 2010, 21:22   #1336
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Originally Posted by illotempore2002:
Originally Posted by hellsteed:
Legat de 29 februarie...

"Today is a special time in the calendar - it's leap year day, when girlfriends propose to their boyfriends, when 29 February babies get to celebrate their actual birthday and when hamburgers eat people. OK, maybe not the last one."



"Be warned, Queen Margaret declared in Scotland back in 1288 that on 29 February a woman had the right to propose to any man she liked the look of. Naturally this sent many men running for the nearest hiding place, not necessarily for fear of being proposed to, but to avoid the penalty for saying no. Men who rebuffed the offer of marriage were hit with a fine in the form of a kiss, a silk dress, or a pair of gloves, to be given to the rebuffed proposer'

Nice idea for a modern short story

eu sunt nascuta pe 29 febr

Da, am vazut. Probabil ai si un caracter de tip dominant ca sa fac trimitere la inversarea rolurilor de proposal.
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Old 24 Jan 2010, 22:47   #1337
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De ce sa alegeti femeile frumoase.

http://www.ziare.com/lifeshow/sanata...anatosi-902754
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Old 25 Jan 2010, 00:25   #1338
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Mda, tre sa merg dimineata sa-mi fac niste analize, deci e clar ca am ceva probleme de sanatate. Am nevoie de Pauline Kael.
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Old 25 Jan 2010, 17:25   #1339
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E-mail primit la spam:

sa iti iau familia in pula
Monday, January 25, 2010 9:24 AM
From:
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Daca mai suni in viata ta sa ma injuri pe unul din numerele de mai jos, vin peste tine si te tai ba auzi?
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Ai 3 zile la dispozitie sa iti ceri scuze. Daca in 3 zile nu ti-ai cerut scuze sau daca mai primesc telefoane de amenintari si injuraturi de la tine vin si te fut in cur si iti dau la muie fututi mortii matii de homosexual.
NU te saturi sa ma suni continu nu?
Postezi anunturi pe net cu numerele mele de telefon si pe urma ma suni cu numar secret?
Vezi ca am aflat cine esti si vin dupa tine imediat si iti fut toata familia in cur.

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Are cineva idee ce-o mai fi si aiureala asta si ce urmäreste?
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Old 25 Jan 2010, 17:49   #1340
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păi ce să fie pit, un alt scam. ia de aici:
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—–Original Message—–
From: Krond Simona [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Monday, January 25, 2010 2:56 PM
Subject: Te Iubesc
Importance: High
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- Iulia
- Simona
- Roxana
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