Crydead's Lair - Page 8

toni · 17 Oct 2003, 09:21

a, s-a spart vaza cu muraturi.....

crydead · 17 Oct 2003, 09:30

Mda, bagaboanda a vazut ca se scutur frunzele de nuc, se ashterne umbra in buzunare, ciuturi scot din chiuveta namol, ramuri bat in geam - e administratorul care vrea intretinerea si e greu sa te ascunzi de el sub o frunza de pelin- si atunci intelectuala din ea, frumoasa ca umbra unei idei, icoana cu picioare lungi, s-a hotarat sa-si puna capul la contributie si sa faca pe bani ce altadata facea din placere.

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Leonard Pyron · 17 Oct 2003, 09:59

Cata poezie, cata poezie...

Leonard Pyron · 17 Oct 2003, 10:01

Cata poezie, cata poezie...

crydead · 17 Oct 2003, 10:03

Da, de 4 X poezie. Pentru ca eu sunt un delicaaat.

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Danny · 18 Oct 2003, 03:03

Merci pentru delikatesele alea de linkuri delicaaatule

"In cautarea lolitei pierdute" a luat sfarsit. Asta era pana la urma

http://siab2k3b.3x.ro/04_11_2003/slides/107_0722.html

crydead · 18 Oct 2003, 12:44

Bah, frumoasa alegere! Numaru' de telefon il ai?

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Danny · 18 Oct 2003, 22:52

Mah...nu-l am...dar ma gandeam ca-l ai tu si mi-l dai si mie...

Desi nu tin neaparat sa vorbesc cu ea. :wink:

crydead · 18 Oct 2003, 22:56

Originally Posted by Danny:

Desi nu tin neaparat sa vorbesc cu ea. :wink:

Man, nu merge s-o faci total pa muteshte, ceva tot tre sa vorbesti, macar un mami, ai fost extraordinara, iti chem un taxi?

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Danny · 18 Oct 2003, 23:42

Mai bine ii spun ca mersul pe jos face bine la ten...si scap si eu mai ieftin.

crydead · 18 Oct 2003, 23:47

Apropou de momentele de dupa sex... un banc mijto...

In discoteca, un tip se duce la o gagica supermijto si ii zice buna, mami, vrei sa jucam magic? Ea intreaba ce e aia. El: Pai, mergem la mine, ne-o tragem salbatic si dupa aia tu dispari.

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Gaandalf · 19 Oct 2003, 17:30

Care-i diferentza intre WC shi un cuib ? In cuib ouale stau pe cand in wc atarna... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Danny · 19 Oct 2003, 23:54

Daca tot am ajuns la capitolul bancuri...

Patru IT'isti se hotarasc sa dea o petrecere.
1: bah...eu aduc beutura...
2: bah...eu aduc haleala...
3: bah...eu aduc muzica...
4: bah...eu aduc femei!
1+2+3: :o WOW! Cool!!! Cate aduci???
4: Cam 700Mb...

ricutza · 20 Oct 2003, 00:04

mie acest banc mi se pare sec...Danny spune ca nu e asa! vreau si eu sa stiu cine are dreptate!

Danny · 20 Oct 2003, 00:49

Bancul nu e sec...dar nu e pt. tine

Oricum.."bancurile" mele favorite sunt urmatoarele...desi cred ca le stiti:

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

ricutza · 20 Oct 2003, 01:09

danny, bancurile care nu sunt pentru mine sunt bancuri proaste sau seci!
oricum, celelalte glumite ale tale au fost destul de dragute, desi prima nu sunt chiar convinsa ca e asa cum ai spus-o tu!

Leonard Pyron · 20 Oct 2003, 09:34

Excelente bancurile, Danny. Reactia Ricutzei confirma ca este asa...

crydead · 21 Oct 2003, 11:37

Mie mi s-a parut genial urmatorul banc mai vechi:

Anul 2020. Jocurile olimpice se organizeaza la Bucureshti. Ceashca, preshedintele Romaniei, citeshte discursul de deschidere.
Ceasca(cu foile in mana): Oooo, oooo, oooo!
Un tovarash: Tov. Ceaushescu, trecetzi mai departe ca alea sunt cercurile olimpice!

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Gaandalf · 21 Oct 2003, 16:14

"If u ever drop ur keys into a river of malten lava - forget 'em man cuz they're gone!" duuuuh! - asta-i ala sec ....

Trixie one : "A fish runs into a wall - Damn!" - v-atzi prins ?

"And God said : Let there be light! ... then suddenly a voice from the Oblivian: "Cool DUDE! - U do parties ?"

Leonard Pyron · 22 Oct 2003, 09:21

A lousy Gandaalf tried to speak a dirty english language but he was to dump te realise that. Funny, isn't?

17 Oct 2003, 09:21	#141
toni Guru Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: si cu dehashelul se ajunge greu acilea Posts: 493	a, s-a spart vaza cu muraturi..... __________________ sint prea batrin pe forumul asta ca sa am rank

18 Oct 2003, 03:03	#146
Danny Guru Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: six feet under Posts: 983	Merci pentru delikatesele alea de linkuri delicaaatule "In cautarea lolitei pierdute" a luat sfarsit. Asta era pana la urma http://siab2k3b.3x.ro/04_11_2003/slides/107_0722.html __________________ Viitorul e in oua

18 Oct 2003, 22:52	#148
Danny Guru Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: six feet under Posts: 983	Mah...nu-l am...dar ma gandeam ca-l ai tu si mi-l dai si mie... Desi nu tin neaparat sa vorbesc cu ea. :wink: __________________ Viitorul e in oua

18 Oct 2003, 23:42	#150
Danny Guru Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: six feet under Posts: 983	Mai bine ii spun ca mersul pe jos face bine la ten...si scap si eu mai ieftin. __________________ Viitorul e in oua

19 Oct 2003, 17:30	#152
Gaandalf The White Rider Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: with charlotte Posts: 4,253	Care-i diferentza intre WC shi un cuib ? In cuib ouale stau pe cand in wc atarna... :lol: :lol: :lol: __________________ "Hollywood is like a 10 story cock f.ucking everything in it's path ... just like Madonna!"

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Filme 2026

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Premii filme

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17 Oct 2003, 09:30	#142
crydead Guru Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 940	Mda, bagaboanda a vazut ca se scutur frunzele de nuc, se ashterne umbra in buzunare, ciuturi scot din chiuveta namol, ramuri bat in geam - e administratorul care vrea intretinerea si e greu sa te ascunzi de el sub o frunza de pelin- si atunci intelectuala din ea, frumoasa ca umbra unei idei, icoana cu picioare lungi, s-a hotarat sa-si puna capul la contributie si sa faca pe bani ce altadata facea din placere. ----------------------- Viitorul suna ocupat.

17 Oct 2003, 09:59	#143
Leonard Pyron Guru Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 444	Cata poezie, cata poezie...

17 Oct 2003, 10:01	#144
Leonard Pyron Guru Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 444	Cata poezie, cata poezie...

17 Oct 2003, 10:03	#145
crydead Guru Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 940	Da, de 4 X poezie. Pentru ca eu sunt un delicaaat. ---------------------------- Viitorul suna ocupat.

18 Oct 2003, 12:44	#147
crydead Guru Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 940	Bah, frumoasa alegere! Numaru' de telefon il ai? ---------------------------- Viitorul suna ocupat.

18 Oct 2003, 23:47	#151
crydead Guru Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 940	Apropou de momentele de dupa sex... un banc mijto... In discoteca, un tip se duce la o gagica supermijto si ii zice buna, mami, vrei sa jucam magic? Ea intreaba ce e aia. El: Pai, mergem la mine, ne-o tragem salbatic si dupa aia tu dispari. ------------------------- Viitorul suna ocupat.

19 Oct 2003, 23:54	#153
Danny Guru Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: six feet under Posts: 983	Daca tot am ajuns la capitolul bancuri... Patru IT'isti se hotarasc sa dea o petrecere. 1: bah...eu aduc beutura... 2: bah...eu aduc haleala... 3: bah...eu aduc muzica... 4: bah...eu aduc femei! 1+2+3: :o WOW! Cool!!! Cate aduci??? 4: Cam 700Mb... __________________ Viitorul e in oua

20 Oct 2003, 00:04	#154
ricutza Babyface Killer Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,221	mie acest banc mi se pare sec...Danny spune ca nu e asa! vreau si eu sa stiu cine are dreptate! __________________ "Nobody puts Baby in the corner"

20 Oct 2003, 00:49	#155
Danny Guru Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: six feet under Posts: 983	Bancul nu e sec...dar nu e pt. tine Oricum.."bancurile" mele favorite sunt urmatoarele...desi cred ca le stiti: SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. __________________ Viitorul e in oua

20 Oct 2003, 01:09	#156
ricutza Babyface Killer Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,221	danny, bancurile care nu sunt pentru mine sunt bancuri proaste sau seci! oricum, celelalte glumite ale tale au fost destul de dragute, desi prima nu sunt chiar convinsa ca e asa cum ai spus-o tu! __________________ "Nobody puts Baby in the corner"

20 Oct 2003, 09:34	#157
Leonard Pyron Guru Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 444	Excelente bancurile, Danny. Reactia Ricutzei confirma ca este asa...

21 Oct 2003, 11:37	#158
crydead Guru Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 940	Mie mi s-a parut genial urmatorul banc mai vechi: Anul 2020. Jocurile olimpice se organizeaza la Bucureshti. Ceashca, preshedintele Romaniei, citeshte discursul de deschidere. Ceasca(cu foile in mana): Oooo, oooo, oooo! Un tovarash: Tov. Ceaushescu, trecetzi mai departe ca alea sunt cercurile olimpice! --------------------------- Viitorul suna ocupat.

21 Oct 2003, 16:14	#159
Gaandalf The White Rider Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: with charlotte Posts: 4,253	"If u ever drop ur keys into a river of malten lava - forget 'em man cuz they're gone!" duuuuh! - asta-i ala sec .... Trixie one : "A fish runs into a wall - Damn!" - v-atzi prins ? "And God said : Let there be light! ... then suddenly a voice from the Oblivian: "Cool DUDE! - U do parties ?" __________________ "Hollywood is like a 10 story cock f.ucking everything in it's path ... just like Madonna!"

22 Oct 2003, 09:21	#160
Leonard Pyron Guru Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 444	A lousy Gandaalf tried to speak a dirty english language but he was to dump te realise that. Funny, isn't?

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