Replici memorabile - din... filme în general!

[ovize]

Dude, where is my car?

[vave]

And that's the way the cookie crumbles! - Bruce Almighty

How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow? - Rachel, Friends

Offering people gum is not cooking. - Chandler, Friends

If you're gonna be totally rational about this, I can't argue with you! - Monica, Friends

- You look happy and sick: you smoked! - Chandler, Friends

Love is like a giant pigeon crapping on my heart. - Phoebe [unul dintre cântecele ei]

[Anita]

"I do not mean to upset people but I have to speak my mind because what is in my mind is always more interesting than what is happening in the world outside my mind." - THE LIBERTINE

[vave]

V for Vendetta:

You can not kiss an idea, can not touch it, or hold it. Ideas do not bleed, they do not feel pain, they do not love. And it is not an idea that I miss, it is a man.

Beyond this mask is a face, but this face is not me.

If you're looking for the guilty you need, only look into a mirror.

- Is it meaningless to apologize?
- Never.

I, like God, do not play with dice and do not believe in coincidence.

A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having.

[moltisanti88]

Una absolut genială din Frasier :

As some of you may know, yesterday I was mentioned in Derek Mann's "Mann About Town" column. He said, and I quote, "I Hate Frasier Crane"... "I Hate Frasier Crane." What trenchant criticism. Move aside, Voltaire. Step back in the shadows, H. L. Mencken. There's a new kid in town. One can only wonder how many hours Derek Mann sat in the glow of his computer screen before his trembling fingers sprang to life and pecked out this chef d'oeuvre: "I... hate... Frasier Crane."

[Ronin007]

Gladiator (2000)


Maximus: My name is Gladiator.
[turns away from Commodus]
Commodus: How dare you show your back to me! Slave, you will remove your helmet and tell me your name.
Maximus: [removes helmet and turns around to face Commodus]
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

[crin3l]

Gladiator (2000)


Maximus: My name is Gladiator.
[turns away from Commodus]
Commodus: How dare you show your back to me! Slave, you will remove your helmet and tell me your name.
Maximus: [removes helmet and turns around to face Commodus]
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Datorita incarcaturii emotionale ale acestei scene , consider una din cele mai impresionanete replici din istoria cinematografiei.

[Shoimaru]

Ronin 1998
[Sam accepts a cigarette offered by Vincent]
Sam: So, are you labour or management?
Vincent: If I were management, I would not offer you a cigarette!
"South Park" The Death of Eric Cartman (2005)
Cartman: Well, it's all done. My soul is at peace. I think I can go now.
Butters: So I won't see you again?
Cartman: Don't be sad butters. What awaits each person in heaven is eternal bliss, divine rest, and ten thousand dollars in cash.

[Ilila]

I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen. (Lloyd Dobler) din Say Anything...

[aDyShor]

Varianta in engleza
- What's that sound?
- It's the wind. It's speaking to us.

- What's it saying?
- I don't know. I don't speak wind.


Varianta in romana
- Ce se aude?
- E vântul. Ne vorbeşte.

- Şi ce spune?
- Nu ştiu. Nu vorbesc vânteza.

PS: Am pus si varianta in romana deoarece in cinema ice age 3 a fost dublat in romana, lucru care nu l`am agreat exceptie facand partea asta cu "vanteza"

[porumbitzza]

"Sometime you have to say the truth out loud so you cand hear it yourself."
(Grey`s Anatomy sezonul 4)

"Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy."
(Harry Potter 4 cred )

[vave]

M-am apucat să mă uit la Ghost Whisperer [am ajuns la sezonul 3], aşa că scriu nişte replici:

We’re in a life business. Death is just a part of it.

You can't mend two broken hearts by stitching them together.

Tell her not to remember the man I was, but the man she wanted me to be.

What you can see it's only half of what it is.

I hate crying when I'm trying to make a point.

...and my personal favorite

Avoidance: it works for guys for centuries.

[glorybox]

The world changes, we do not, there lies the irony that finally kills us.(Lester)

I'm flesh and blood, but not human. I haven't been human for two hundred years. (Lester)

Oh Louis, Louis. Still whining Louis. Have you heard enough? I've had to listen to that for centuries. (Lester)

I assume I need no introduction. (Lester)

Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles

[silent_one]

'Myabe he wants to stay here. How about it, would you like to stay here?"
"Sure, i just love bleeding in horseshit. How very Gandhi-esque of you..."

The Fisher King

[vave]

Alte replici ce mi-au plăcut din Ghost Whisperer:

No one has ever been helped by being lied to.

There's no such thing as charity, everyone wants something.

Don't you know?! You never open the closet door until you make sex.

You have a lifetime of memories buried somewhere, but the obstacle that you need to move is you.

When you're asked to let go of everything you've ever believed in, that's not easy.

If people break promises, promises will break them.

Seduction is when somebody uses someone's vulnerabilities to lure them into a relationship that only brings them pain.

...şi una chiar hazlie:

Never underestimate the power of floss.

[Nobody777]

JESUS :
Did you ever see this resurrected
Jesus of Nazareth? I mean, with your
own eyes?

PAUL:
No. But I saw a blinding flash of
light and I heard his voice.

JESUS

You're a liar! I'm Jesus of Nazareth.
I was never crucified.

I never came
back from the dead. I'm a man like
everyone else.

PAUL
What are you talking about?

JESUS
I'm the son of Mary and Joseph, who
preached in Galilee. James and John,
the sons of Zebedee, were my
disciples.

We marched on Jerusalem,
they brought me before Pilate, but
God saved me.


PAUL
No he didn't!


JESUS
Now I live like a man. I have a
family. I eat, work, have children.

Do you understand what I'm saying?
Don't go around the world spreading
these lies about me.

Because, I'll tell everyone the truth.


PAUL
Look around you! Look at these people.
Do you see the suffering and
unhappiness in this world?

Their only hope is the Resurrected Jesus.

I don't care whether you're Jesus or
not. The Resurrected Jesus will save
the world -- that's what matters.

JESUS
The world can't be saved by lies.

PAUL

I created the truth out of what
people needed and what they believed.

If I have to crucify you to save the world,
then I'll crucify you.

And if I have to resurrect you,
then I'll do that, too.


JESUS

I won't let you. I'll tell everyone
the truth.

PAUL

Go ahead. Go on. Tell them now.

Who's going to believe you?

You started all this, now you can't stop it.

You don't know how
much people need God.

You don't know how happy
he can make them. Happy to do anything.

He can make them happy to die
and they'll die.

All for the sake of Christ.

Jesus of Nazareth.
The Son of God. The Messiah.

Not you.

Not for your sake.

You know, I'm glad I met you.
Because now I can forget all about you.

My Jesus is much more important
and much more powerful.

[redmen]

I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.

American Psycho.

[Gospin]

Nu intoarce vantu' pomu', cum intoarce curva omu'
ps: nu e dintr-un film, dar imi place mult

[vave]

Before you say something... please don't say anything. parcă din 27 dresses.

[Medicate]

Lord of the rings :

Bilbo catre Gandalf : "Gandalf my old friend , this will be a night to remember ! "

Aragorn catre Boromir : "I do not know what strenght is in my blood but, i swear to you i will not let the White City fall nor our people fail ! "

Aragorn : "For Frodo"

Merry catre Pippin : "Hey Pip , you smoke to much ! "

Merry catre eroii proaspat intorsi dupa lupta de la Helms Deep : "Welcome , my lords , to Isengard ! "