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Old 28 Sep 2003, 20:13   #121
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Re: Vreau si eu !

Originally Posted by Dan Gerose:
Gandalf, ce pacat ca-i Constanta atit de departe de Timisoara !

Eu zic ca distanta e numa' buna ca sa te imbetzi si sa apuci si sa te trezeshti pana ajunge trenul la destinatzie.
N.R. Plus ca treaba functzioneaza in ambele sensuri.

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Old 30 Sep 2003, 23:48   #122
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Originally Posted by Gaandalf:
... am un bar in Constanta "Bourbon House" unde in fiekre Vineri este Tequila Party shi ghici cat cost o tequila = 10.000!

La pretul asta eu cred ca este ceai de teiquila.
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Old 01 Oct 2003, 10:01   #123
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Daca ala e ceai, il bagam la congelator, deschidem frigiderul peste 10 min, s-a obtinut ice tea pe care il turnam in paharul cu wisky si il bem.


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Old 01 Oct 2003, 19:11   #124
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Vad ca pe topicul asta gasesti tot felul de sfaturi gospodaresti. Vreau si eu sa aflu cum se scot petele de sperma depe babetica lui Crydead?
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Old 01 Oct 2003, 22:57   #125
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hmmm...ma intreb de ce te-ar interesa asta...n-o speli tu!
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Old 02 Oct 2003, 09:12   #126
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S-o spele in gura ca tot face clabuci de la sapunul ala pe care il tot scapa.
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Old 03 Oct 2003, 12:56   #127
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Originally Posted by catallin:
Vad ca pe topicul asta gasesti tot felul de sfaturi gospodaresti. Vreau si eu sa aflu cum se scot petele de sperma depe babetica lui Crydead?

sperma nu pateaza ... decat aia statuta .... si nu uita ... saliva contine anumiti acizi !
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Old 05 Oct 2003, 22:04   #128
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Fusei si io la SIAB. Masinile... foarte frumoase, le vad pe strada in fiecare zi.
La Harley am picat prost, am prins-o la bustul gol pa blonda fara tztze.
Mi-au placut lolitele de la FIAT. Cele mai urate hostese erau, evident, la Dacia, cred ca aveau varsta automobilului national.

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Old 06 Oct 2003, 01:47   #129
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Mdeah...cica si eu...in ultima zi...de erau alea obosite...plictisite...si probabil cele mai naspa.
Dezamagitor...si la capitolul masini...si la capitolul "masini". Cu cateva exceptii fireste. Asa cum bine a zis Crydead_Ochi_de_Vultur era o lolita promitatoare la Fiat. La Harley era cel mai aglomerat...dar nu m-a impresionat nimic. Cu toate ca era si cealalta. Adica stai...m-au impresionat motoarele. Si pretul lor...
La Dacia nici nu am fost...au avut stand? :wink:
Singurul lucru pozitiv: am primit o revista MotorXtrem cu autograful lui Mihai Leu. 8)
Bine ca am avut invitatie ca altfel regretam.
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Old 07 Oct 2003, 08:48   #130
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Pai si nu i-ai zis lu' respectiva lolita, "ti-am pregatit un pat la mine acasa"?!


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Old 07 Oct 2003, 14:15   #131
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Nu. M-am uitat la ea si cand am vazut cat de plictisita statea langa Fiat-ul ala i-am zis "parca ar merge ceva mai palpitant". La care ea "nu, nu vreau taur..".
Asa ca am plecat consolandu-ma cu faptul ca prefera fetele
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Old 07 Oct 2003, 14:28   #132
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In alta ordine de idei...acu vreo 2 zile eram intr-un bar si m-am dus, pardon, sa ma mictzionez. Intru in toaleta si ajung in camarutza unde erau, pardon, pishoarele si... ce vad deasupra lor, pe perete? Un poster inramat cu project w si citesc... locul acestui film nu e aici!
Acum stau si ma intreb.... trebuia sa iau tabloashul si sa-l pun intr-o cabina de toaleta? :roll:

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Old 11 Oct 2003, 12:50   #133
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Danny, care-i man aia de ti-a furat inima?

http://cdg.foisor.ro/siab2003/DSCN2059.JPG
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Old 11 Oct 2003, 14:08   #134
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Eu votez cu amandoua. Se poate? :roll:
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Old 12 Oct 2003, 03:36   #135
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Mah...nu mai stiu. :roll:
Dupa picioare...s-ar putea sa fie a 2-a. Dar restul unde sunt?
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Old 12 Oct 2003, 19:27   #136
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Daca te intrebi unde e fetile alea in viatza de zi cu zi... vorba lu' La Familia: zambete moarte de pe la 7, de la atata **** au chiulit si azi la mate.


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Old 14 Oct 2003, 13:10   #137
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Old 16 Oct 2003, 09:03   #138
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Danny, ia vezi man, poate e aici...

http://siab2k3.3x.ro/ :o
sau aici
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Old 16 Oct 2003, 22:42   #139
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auzi ba mortaciune, ce mai e cu bagaboanta aia mica? ca nu prea mai raspunde la mail-uri....
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Old 17 Oct 2003, 09:19   #140
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Draga phony,
Afla despre mine ca sunt bine ceea ce iti doresc si tie. Prietena noastra a tuturor a facut un pas important si acum afla dureros ce e suta de lei. Adica munceshte pe bani.


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