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Old 19 Sep 2003, 08:03   #101
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Originally Posted by crydead:
Si afemeiatzi toamna si primavara.
Daca beau coniac din buric de la o fata se pune ca sunt betziv sau curvar?


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Old 19 Sep 2003, 12:47   #102
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Frate, am zis ca dintr-un singur buriq. Deci nu sunt curvar. Si de ce sunt betziv ca mai mult de 20 cl de coniac nu incape in respectivul buriq?
Tot stateam si ma gandeam, daca tot am fata la indemana, da-l dreaqu de coniac, mai bine profit si fac un white russian.

White Russian
- 1 1/2 oz Vodka
- 3/4 oz Kahlua
- 3/4 oz Milk

Directions: Mix the vodka and kahlua together then float the milk on top. Add ice if desired.

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Old 20 Sep 2003, 18:13   #103
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Asta da campanie de promovare a consumului de lapte!!!
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Old 20 Sep 2003, 20:49   #104
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Lasa ca nici cu clipu' ala de se da la tv nu mi-e rushine. Ce dreaqu, ba, ca shtie toata lumea ca la Pamplona (se si spune numele orasului in cantecul de pe coloana sonora) se alerga aia cu tauri si nu cu vaci.

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Old 22 Sep 2003, 16:03   #105
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Originally Posted by crydead:
Lasa ca nici cu clipu' ala de se da la tv nu mi-e rushine. Ce dreaqu, ba, ca shtie toata lumea ca la Pamplona (se si spune numele orasului in cantecul de pe coloana sonora) se alerga aia cu tauri si nu cu vaci.

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mai stii poate mulge taurul .... dupa pofta cu care bea ....
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Old 22 Sep 2003, 18:48   #106
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Am analizat aceasta directie de interpretare si raspunsul este nu, nu putea sa mulga taurul. Daca l-ar fi muls ar fi ieshit o campanie sociala pentru consumul de iaurt. Sau caimac.
In concluzie, cred ca mulgea boul. :wink:

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Old 23 Sep 2003, 13:21   #107
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Crayule ieshi bai nene din vizuina ca murim cu zile de plictiseala pe forum.
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Old 23 Sep 2003, 21:53   #108
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Daca ai chef di harjoana, zbenguiala si diverse stai p-aciulea micutzule ursulete! 8)

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Old 24 Sep 2003, 09:44   #109
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M-ai ghicit, craiule. Ia zi ce-i mai important la o muiere, fatza sau tzatzele?
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Old 25 Sep 2003, 10:44   #110
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Originally Posted by crydead:
Shtiu, phony. Dar desi nu bea, suma viciilor ramane constanta. Ia in calcul ca nici nu fumeaza.
Apropou, noi cand mai radem o berika? :wink:


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da,da...alta intalnire fara mine....
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Old 25 Sep 2003, 15:09   #111
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Originally Posted by giulkiuz:
M-ai ghicit, craiule. Ia zi ce-i mai important la o muiere, fatza sau tzatzele?

Imi aduci aminte de un banc:
De ce n-are cocoshu' maini?
Ca nici gaina n-are tzatze!

E mai important fatzaul ca p-ala il vezi mai des decat tzatzele. Asta daca nu ejti infiltrat intr-o secta de nudishti, pardon, nudiste. Chiar si asa, parca tot fatza e mai importanta ca mai vine toamna si pana la primavara se acopera tzatzica cu o frunza de pelin. :cry:

Io vreau sa fac alta intrebare: ce s-ar intampla daca femeile ar fi ca femelele, adica in calduri doar de 2 ori pe an?

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Old 25 Sep 2003, 22:46   #112
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Am avea inca 2 sarbatori...
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Old 26 Sep 2003, 08:37   #113
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Ce e mai important la o femeie fata sau tatzele ? : Mintea.

Iata un raspuns de femeie : Ce e mai important la un barbat tehnica sau marimea ? Raspuns : Masina
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Old 27 Sep 2003, 15:01   #114
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Ping, intrebarea se referea la un barbat, prin urmare mintea nu e raspunsul corect decat daca ai vrut sa spui ca cu cat e mai prostutza, cu atat e mai relaxanta.

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Old 28 Sep 2003, 00:42   #115
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Knock! [-out]
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In traducere libera: bat la usha... de-afara.
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Old 28 Sep 2003, 00:44   #116
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Trebea sa dai si tu bip inainte...

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Old 28 Sep 2003, 00:52   #117
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Macar pot sa dau beeeeeeeeeeep dopo?

Nota CNA-ului: beep-urile se folosesc doar insotzite de injuraturi.
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Old 28 Sep 2003, 14:20   #118
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Imi place aici ... fff mult - bautura ... discutzii ... bancuri ... shi kterink la greu ... dar bautura e mai importanta ...

K sa va fac invidioshi ... am un bar in Constanta "Bourbon House" unde in fiekre Vineri este Tequila Party shi ghici cat cost o tequila = 10.000! :lol: Dupa 7 tequila shi 3 Beri - "sprijini" copacu afara shi la 12:30 eshti acasa ... :lol:

Hope i'm welcomed here ...
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Old 28 Sep 2003, 16:33   #119
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Vreau si eu !
Gandalf, ce pacat ca-i Constanta atit de departe de Timisoara !
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Old 28 Sep 2003, 20:08   #120
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Originally Posted by Gaandalf:
Dupa 7 tequila shi 3 Beri - "sprijini" copacu afara shi la 12:30 eshti acasa ... :lol:
Acasa la cine? :wink:

Apropo, man, e adevarata legenda ca la constantza si mangalia e plin de femei care au sotzii plecati pe mare (ca sa nu spun sechestratzi prin nu sh' ce port) si din cauza asta sunt foarte deschise la nou?

Originally Posted by Gaandalf:

Hope i'm welcomed here ...
Evidamo. Normalishe. Biensiur.

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