copy-pasteuri, dadaisme & aberatii - Page 12

Nae · 05 Feb 2006, 00:56

Originally Posted by obvious:

whaddya mean?

(absolut genial, da...)

meaning, daca merita filmate... ceva, scurt-metraje de genu asta...

(ya know, have to at some point.... soon)

Leonard · 05 Feb 2006, 01:14

Originally Posted by Pitbull:

Eu regula cu multiplii lui 9 n-o stiam (karma mea vrea sä fiu clei la mate), asa cä am procedat empiric, si pânä la urmä am väzut numerele de pe listä unde apare simbolul "magic". Dar dacä te uiti bine, vezi cä toti multiplii lui 9 sunt printre ele. Deci, pe lângä ei, el a pus si 8, 21, 38, 64, 94, la derutä.
Parshivache, bäiatu'!

ba nu. ºi 8, 21, 26 38, 64, 94 au semne constante, independent de cele care se schimbã (multipli de 9).
oricum, amicei cãreia i-am dat linkul i-a luat 7 minute sã-ºi dea seama ºi sã-mi explice pe loc, dupã ce la 4 minute îmi zisese 'what the fuck?'.

obvious · 05 Feb 2006, 12:30

right-o...pai da.DA! hehe.... 8)

Cinemania · 09 Feb 2006, 22:43

HOW TO ASK YOUR BOSS FOR A SALARY INCREASE..?
> One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an
> increase in his salary!!
> Dear Bo$$
>
> In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you
> $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o
much
> $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company. I am $ure you
will
> gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
>
>
> Your$ $incerely,
>
> Norman $oh
>
> The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:
>
>
> Dear NOrman,
> I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has
> changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing
NOticeably
> well
> as yet.
> NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt
> sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the
> NOvember
> presidential elections things may turn bad.
> I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.
> Yours truly,
> Manager

Cinemania · 11 Feb 2006, 11:38

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....i?u=uscc_part1

st3fan · 11 Feb 2006, 19:37

Cica vine sarbatoarea aia misto, SF Valentin.Daca va bucurati ca si mine, check this out
http://www.meish.org/vd/

Bulumulu · 13 Feb 2006, 02:21

Originally Posted by Pitbull:

Gataaa, m-am prins! M-AM PRINS!!!

(A, si cu ocazia asta, väd c-am fäcut 2000 de mesaje. Asa cä särbätoriti-mä si pe mine, ce pielea mea!)

la mai multe mesaje, maestre... berea se serveste eventual cel mai devreme de pasti, sau pe-aici anytime

wilkommen :happy:

Cinemania · 13 Feb 2006, 15:36

from the daily helpdesk work...

Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one...

******
Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ."
Customer: No . wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet..

it's still on my desk... Sorry...

******

Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

******

Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me!

I'm not Bill Gates darn it!

******

Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print Every time I try,

it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it

in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it...

******

Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah...................Thank you.

******

Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.

******

Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: Okay.
Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes.
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there

another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work!

******

Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple,

a capital letter V as in Victor, and the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

******

A customer couldn't get on the Internet:
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

******

Helpdesk: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Helpdesk: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

******

Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has put a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!

*******

Helpdesk: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address,
but how do I get the circle around it?

Bulumulu · 14 Feb 2006, 03:55

www.jodi.org
wwwwwwwww.jodi.org
asdfg.jodi.org
404.jodi.org
7061.jodi.org
oss.jodi.org
map.jodi.org
sod.jodi.org

a se vedea si view source

Bulumulu · 14 Feb 2006, 04:07

http://asciiomatic.bonvga.net/

mai era un site cu clipuri din filme in asciii - printre care si scena treptelor din potemkin, da nu-l mai gasesc

Cinemania · 14 Feb 2006, 14:02

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictu...ith+Her+Racket
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictu...With+Two+Butts
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictu...t+Excersise%3F
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictu...7s+New+Nuggets
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictu...sick+lately%3F
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictu...y%27s+Doing+It

Leonard · 14 Feb 2006, 14:45

S-a ales guvernul japonez ! Guvernul reprezinta o coalitie formata din 3 partide politice: -KOYOSHI -WAKARI -FUTUTSHI cu urmatoarea componenta:
Prim Ministru MAFUTURA KUTOTSI
Ministru de razboi NAKOTORU KAOSU
Ministru apararii TUKUSULA MAOMORI
Ministru de interne FUTUSGURA TASHAMATI
Prim adj. Dept. Moravuri HOKUTATA YAKUBOTU
Secretar de Stat NABAG0 SHINDOSU
Ministru de Externe NAWAKURU SHIKUTOTU
Secretar de stat ODAGATA KUBAROSU
Ministrul Finantelor YASUTASHI NAONOCHI
Prim adjunct YOKUSUTA TAMAPISHI

Cinemania · 14 Feb 2006, 15:38

ai uitat de ministrul culturii: MICUTSO CEKURAI

silver_boy · 14 Feb 2006, 15:46

Din Ciclu " Fraþii lor sunt mai imbecili decât ai noºtrii"

Sper ca saracul little brother s-o fi rãzbunat pânã acu...in a way

http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_i...kKGxaol4qws%A8

GhitzaCartitza · 14 Feb 2006, 17:30

Jurnalul unui taliban

Luni: Mã bligdizezg.
Marti: A venid bãiadu vecinului la mine în gurde, mi-a vurad o vagã ji
mi-a omorâd gãdzelu.
Miercuri: Am omorâd eu bãiadu.
Joi: A venid dadãl bãiadului la mine gu doadã vamilia ji gu doade
rudele zã mã omoare.
Vineri: I-am omorâd eu be dodzi.
Sâmbãtã:* S-a adunad dod zadul în vadza gazei mele zã mã izgoneazgã din zad.
Duminicã: Am omorâd eu dod zadul.
Luni: Iar mã bligdizezg...

Gaandalf · 14 Feb 2006, 23:33

Fight Club Remake: http://www.twitchfilm.net/archives/004962.html

Gaandalf · 15 Feb 2006, 11:07

inca una geniala pentru toti boii care se apuca sa posteze la random:
http://gprime.net/flash.php/postingandyou

Bulumulu · 17 Feb 2006, 19:29

It's actually a little disturbing to think that my life now includes a little
Japanese girl who will randomly teleport into a place, yell "breasts!" at me,
then teleport out as quickly as she came.

http://astroguy.org/outpost/teacher7.htm

Nae · 18 Feb 2006, 00:35

Originally Posted by Bulumulu:

It's actually a little disturbing to think that my life now includes a little
Japanese girl who will randomly teleport into a place, yell "breasts!" at me,
then teleport out as quickly as she came.

http://astroguy.org/outpost/teacher7.htm

Supastar · 19 Feb 2006, 22:19

Nu este important sa castigi...este important sa-l faci pe celalalt sa piarda.

Cel mai important nu este sa stii ... ma i important este sa ai telefonul celui care stie.

Este bine sa lasi bautura ... insa rau este sa uiti unde ai lasat-o.

Inteligenta ma urmareste ... dar eu sunt mai rapid.

Fugi de tentatii ... dar incet, sa te poata ajunge.

A studia inseamna a te indoi de inteligenta colegului de birou.

Alcoolul omoara incet incet ... nu conteaza, nu ma grabesc.

Exista doua cuvinte care i ti deschid multe usi ... trage si impinge.

05 Feb 2006, 12:30	#223
obvious Guru Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: KINOTHERAPEut. Posts: 654	right-o...pai da.DA! hehe.... 8) __________________ today you listen to jazz, tomorrow you betray your country.

09 Feb 2006, 22:43	#224
Cinemania Cinemaniac Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 4,194	HOW TO ASK YOUR BOSS FOR A SALARY INCREASE..? > One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an > increase in his salary!! > Dear Bo$$ > > In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you > $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much > $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company. I am $ure you will > gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon. > > > Your$ $incerely, > > Norman $oh > > The next day, the employee received this letter of reply: > > > Dear NOrman, > I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has > changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably > well > as yet. > NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt > sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the > NOvember > presidential elections things may turn bad. > I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean. > Yours truly, > Manager __________________ It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.

11 Feb 2006, 11:38	#225
Cinemania Cinemaniac Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 4,194	http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....i?u=uscc_part1 __________________ It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.

13 Feb 2006, 15:36	#228
Cinemania Cinemaniac Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 4,194	from the daily helpdesk work... Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have? Customer: A white one... **** Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ." Customer: No . wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet.. it's still on my desk... Sorry... ** Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? ** Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello... I can't print. Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and... Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates darn it! ** Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it... ** Customer: I have problems printing in red... Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer? Customer: Aaaah...................Thank you. ** Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am? Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket. ** Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer. Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. Customer: Okay. Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you? Customer: Yes. Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard? Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work! ** Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, and the number 7. Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters? ** A customer couldn't get on the Internet: Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars. ** Helpdesk: What anti-virus program do you use? Customer: Netscape. Helpdesk: That's not an anti-virus program. Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer. ** Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has put a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears! ***** Helpdesk: How may I help you? Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail. Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem? Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it? __________________ It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.

14 Feb 2006, 03:55	#229
Bulumulu Prophet GT Series v1.07 Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: purple, satin halls Posts: 1,126	www.jodi.org wwwwwwwww.jodi.org asdfg.jodi.org 404.jodi.org 7061.jodi.org oss.jodi.org map.jodi.org sod.jodi.org a se vedea si view source __________________ pray NOW!

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Filme 2024

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Filme noi

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Actori populari

Trailere filme

Filme populare

Premiere cinema

În curând la cinema

Filme noi în SUA

Program TV

11 Feb 2006, 19:37	#226
st3fan Guru Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Bucuresti Posts: 574	Cica vine sarbatoarea aia misto, SF Valentin.Daca va bucurati ca si mine, check this out http://www.meish.org/vd/

14 Feb 2006, 04:07	#230
Bulumulu Prophet GT Series v1.07 Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: purple, satin halls Posts: 1,126	http://asciiomatic.bonvga.net/ mai era un site cu clipuri din filme in asciii - printre care si scena treptelor din potemkin, da nu-l mai gasesc __________________ pray NOW!

14 Feb 2006, 14:02	#231
Cinemania Cinemaniac Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 4,194	http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictu...ith+Her+Racket http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictu...With+Two+Butts http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictu...t+Excersise%3F http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictu...7s+New+Nuggets http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictu...sick+lately%3F http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictu...y%27s+Doing+It __________________ It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.

14 Feb 2006, 14:45	#232
Leonard alter-ego Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Paper St. Soap Company Posts: 1,967	S-a ales guvernul japonez ! Guvernul reprezinta o coalitie formata din 3 partide politice: -KOYOSHI -WAKARI -FUTUTSHI cu urmatoarea componenta: Prim Ministru MAFUTURA KUTOTSI Ministru de razboi NAKOTORU KAOSU Ministru apararii TUKUSULA MAOMORI Ministru de interne FUTUSGURA TASHAMATI Prim adj. Dept. Moravuri HOKUTATA YAKUBOTU Secretar de Stat NABAG0 SHINDOSU Ministru de Externe NAWAKURU SHIKUTOTU Secretar de stat ODAGATA KUBAROSU Ministrul Finantelor YASUTASHI NAONOCHI Prim adjunct YOKUSUTA TAMAPISHI __________________ Prepare to evacuate soul

14 Feb 2006, 15:38	#233
Cinemania Cinemaniac Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 4,194	ai uitat de ministrul culturii: MICUTSO CEKURAI __________________ It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.

14 Feb 2006, 15:46	#234
silver_boy Guru Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 893	Din Ciclu " Fraþii lor sunt mai imbecili decât ai noºtrii" Sper ca saracul little brother s-o fi rãzbunat pânã acu...in a way http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_i...kKGxaol4qws%A8 __________________ Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

14 Feb 2006, 17:30	#235
GhitzaCartitza Guru Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: BUCURESTI Posts: 716	Jurnalul unui taliban Luni: Mã bligdizezg. Marti: A venid bãiadu vecinului la mine în gurde, mi-a vurad o vagã ji mi-a omorâd gãdzelu. Miercuri: Am omorâd eu bãiadu. Joi: A venid dadãl bãiadului la mine gu doadã vamilia ji gu doade rudele zã mã omoare. Vineri: I-am omorâd eu be dodzi. Sâmbãtã:* S-a adunad dod zadul în vadza gazei mele zã mã izgoneazgã din zad. Duminicã: Am omorâd eu dod zadul. Luni: Iar mã bligdizezg... __________________ I play to win

14 Feb 2006, 23:33	#236
Gaandalf The White Rider Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: with charlotte Posts: 4,253	Fight Club Remake: http://www.twitchfilm.net/archives/004962.html __________________ "Hollywood is like a 10 story cock f.ucking everything in it's path ... just like Madonna!"

15 Feb 2006, 11:07	#237
Gaandalf The White Rider Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: with charlotte Posts: 4,253	inca una geniala pentru toti boii care se apuca sa posteze la random: http://gprime.net/flash.php/postingandyou __________________ "Hollywood is like a 10 story cock f.ucking everything in it's path ... just like Madonna!"

17 Feb 2006, 19:29	#238
Bulumulu Prophet GT Series v1.07 Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: purple, satin halls Posts: 1,126	It's actually a little disturbing to think that my life now includes a little Japanese girl who will randomly teleport into a place, yell "breasts!" at me, then teleport out as quickly as she came. http://astroguy.org/outpost/teacher7.htm __________________ pray NOW!

19 Feb 2006, 22:19	#240
Supastar Guru Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Timisoara Posts: 1,286	Nu este important sa castigi...este important sa-l faci pe celalalt sa piarda. Cel mai important nu este sa stii ... ma i important este sa ai telefonul celui care stie. Este bine sa lasi bautura ... insa rau este sa uiti unde ai lasat-o. Inteligenta ma urmareste ... dar eu sunt mai rapid. Fugi de tentatii ... dar incet, sa te poata ajunge. A studia inseamna a te indoi de inteligenta colegului de birou. Alcoolul omoara incet incet ... nu conteaza, nu ma grabesc. Exista doua cuvinte care i ti deschid multe usi ... trage si impinge.

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