Replici memorabile - din... filme în general!

[miercuri]

Nu stiam unde sa postez asta, dar pentru ca si replicile astea sunt memorabile... in a bad way:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTiAS7cdsYc

[Floydman]

- Does your dog bite?
- No!

[Clouseau tries to pet the dog, the dog bites Clouseau's hand]

- I thought you said your dog did not bite!
- That is not my dog!

[Vortex]

'Hasta la vista, baby'
Terminator 2: Judgment Day,
Probabil cea mai celebra dintre toate!

[danonino]

Peggy: I want sex.
Al: So do I, but I see no reason to drag *you* into it.

Al: Now wait a second Peg, the kids are here. If you want to have sex, they'll have to leave. And if you want it to be good, you'll have to leave.

Jefferson: Al, have you ever read the book, "The Man is Always Right"?
Al: No, the wife wouldn't let me.

Peggy: [writing] Saturday, eleven p.m.: make love. 11:05: Al goes to sleep. 11:06: Finish making love.

Bud: I was caught having sex in the college library.
Al: All right. That's my boy.
[Starts shaking Bud's hand]
Al: Who's the lucky girl?
Bud: You're shaking her.

[andreyuzzu]

"Does he look like a bitch?"

Nu cred ca mai e nevoie sa scriu cine a zis-o

[matmircea]

City of angels :
"-I you'd known this was gonna happen, would you've done it?

-I would rather have had One breath of her hair...One kiss of her mouth...
One touch of her hand...Than an eternity without it.
ONE..."

[matmircea]

sau Un film cu Nicholas Cage (cel in care nu putea el sa manance cu furculitele de inox caci nu suferea metalul in gura).

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger ... "

[matmircea]

"I know what you are trying to do" --- Neo - Matrix
sau
"When Hell will be full the dead will walk on earh" - Dawn of the Dead(anii '80)
" - Are you a f***ing doctor?
- No, a f***ing nurse "
[Dawn of the Dead]

" Mi scuzi, mi scuzi"
[Eurotrip]

"And he brings his bitch to the Waffle Hut..." - The Ladykillers - Marlon Wayans

"My precious..." - Gollum - LOTR

"Bundy's are loosers, not quiters" -Al Bundy

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who do the f**k do you think you're talking to?" (Robert De Niro - "Taxi Driver")

Robocop: I am going to kill you...
Kane: You just try.

(Robocop 2)

"-Gogule asta a intrat la inchisoare om normal si a iesit cu idei "
BD in actiune

"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken" [Tyler Durden - Fight Club]

Forest Gump
"Run Forest run !"

ma scuzati daca am repetat vre-o replica

[matmircea]

"Swck me beautiful" - American Pie

"Wars are passing..but my soldiers are eternal" Triplu X 2

"What we do in life echoes in eternity " - Gladiator

Madagascar ~~ "Well this sucks..!?"

Butterfly Effect ~~~ "Listen here, fuckbag!"

Oh yes, there will be blood...
(SAW II)

"Nu trageti Dom' Semaca , sunt eu Lascarica!!!" Lascarica - Comisarul Moldovan

Dracula:-Are you ready to die?
Blade:-I was born ready,motherf****r!!!
(Blade III)

"Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose" Yoda, Star Wars ep. 3

"Vanity...my favorite sin..." Devil's Advocate

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."
The Godfather

[Vortex]

Supravietuitorul
"Un fleac.M-au ciruit!" adesea confundata cu "Un fleac i-am ciuruit!"(Traian Basescu 07 .12 .2009 "Cronici ale victoriei rasunatoare asupra Prostanacului")
Datimi voie sa va spun... e genial omu'

[kingdogg69]

Uite una buna din filmul She's The Man (2006):
Girls with asses like mine do not talk with boys with faces like your's.

[anamika]

Nobody puts Baby in a corner !!!! (Dirty Dancing)

[jansic]

O replica ce-mi tot revenea in minte dupa vizionarea filmului: "It's beyound my control!" - Dangerous Liaisons

[Moody]

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people." Mr. Garrison-South Park

"How can you trust a guy who can literally go fuck themselves".(Paulie Wallnuts about snakes)

"You know not everything in the world is sinister... just practically everything. " Woody Allen

"You are a cynical crapehanger who always see the glass half-empty!No, you're wrong. I see the glass half full, but of poison." Woody Allen

[victor]

revazut aseara atonement pe cinemax. imi scapase replica asta cruda pentru noi romanii :

"Never trust a sailor on dry land"

[kingdogg69]

Nu stiu daca a mai scris-o cineva dar cu singuranta e o replica ce merita mentionata.
Life is not the amount of breaths you make, it’s the moments that take your breath away. (Hitch)

[Ami85]

Probabil ca a mai fost scrisa pe aici, dar e una dintre replicile mele preferate:
Scent of a woman: "The day we stop looking is the day we die".

[celmaitare]

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can." - Fear and loathing in Las Vegas

[celmaitare]

Berta - Oh, Zippy.
I can't stand seeing you like this.
Alan - You going to Vegas, too?
Berta - I wish.
You know, I've been where you are.
Alan - What'd you do on the table?
Berta -No... I've been down and out.
I've lost everything, didn't know where my next meal was coming from.
Alan - Really?
Berta - Felt like I was all alone in the world.
No friends.
Nobody who gave a damn whether I lived or died.
Alan - What'd you do?
Berta - Well, first thing I did was pick myself up, dust myself off, and rat out my ex-boyfriend to the Feds.
Alan - You're kidding.
Berta - Got a $2,500 reward from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms.
Took that, and invested it in a pallet of counterfeit Jordache jeans, set up a booth at the Rose Bowl swap meet.
Made a killing.
Alan - Really?
Berta - Took those profits and opened up a little donut shop, across the street from a police station...
Can't miss, right?
Turns out, cops don't like paying for donuts.
Lost my ass.
Had to go to work cleaning toilets for strangers.
Alan - What's the point of this story?
Berta - I just wanted you to know I've had a colorful past.
Good night.
Alan - It was a hell of a story.

e putin mai lung acest dialog, dar face toti banii S08e05

[MariaMona]

"Contraceptia orala este atunci cand rogi o fata sa se culce cu tine si ea spune nu." - Woody Allen