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Old 04 Dec 2008, 23:11   #1
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Sunt Guru
Daca tot e cafenea aici...ma laud si eu ca am ajuns la statutul de "Guru" (whatever that means).

Cu aceasta ocaziune as dori a spune ca simt o deosebita placere sa ajung acasa pe inserate, sa ma asez la caldura caloriferului cea din toate iernile, sa aprinz computadorul, sa clicuiesc si sa intru pe cinemagia, sa discut pe dragul de forum alaturi de buna lumea cinefila din prea-marita noastra tara.

Sarbatori fericite, bla bla bla...
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Old 04 Dec 2008, 23:30   #2
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Re: Sunt Guru
Originally Posted by E.Floares:
am ajuns la statutul de "Guru" (whatever that means).
C-ai trecut de 300 de mesaje.
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Old 04 Dec 2008, 23:45   #3
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Eu nu...









inca

Dar sunt pe drumul cel bun.Cand ma gandesc ca la inceput vroiati sa scapati de mine si sa ma banati...
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Old 05 Dec 2008, 00:12   #4
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Cine, yo??? :huh:
Mã challengeai, cu sweeneyfilia ta, iar când ai zis cãci crezi cä tot s-ar putea lega un dialog, parcä mi s-or deºchis porþile raiului! :happy:

(Tu încä nu eºti gurã, eºti guriþã... 'nalþã-te peste portiþã! :love: )
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Old 05 Dec 2008, 00:28   #5
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Tipic...blame it on the girl .
Honestly,ar trebui sa ii mai acorzi inca o vizionare,cu mai multa atentie pentru versurile cu double meaning :happy: .

De abia astept sa fiu guritza, sa imi revars intelepciunea mea infinita asupra voastra .
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Old 05 Dec 2008, 00:33   #6
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Nu, guriþã eºti acum - atunci o sã fii guroaie!
N-aº avea nimic împotrivã sä-i mai acord o vizionare - da' dupã cele trii mii ºeptie sutie cinzãºinouã de filme care m-aºteaptã pe DVD-uri, în frunte cu illotemporarul "Persepolis".
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Old 05 Dec 2008, 18:02   #7
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E. Floares felicitari,la mai mare,la multi ani,sarbatori fericite,plus doua suedeze blonde.Daca vrei true love,numai una
:love: Si eu o iubesc forever pe Buticut.
Pe bune,apar filme bune,ca n-am mai vazut nimic nou si bun..Ce v-aduce mos Nicolae?Sa-nceapa Pit.
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Old 05 Dec 2008, 22:16   #8
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Mie mi-a adus un DVD inestimabil si iramplasabil:
"Dincolo de America"! :happy:
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Old 06 Dec 2008, 15:04   #9
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^www.transfer.ro
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Old 06 Dec 2008, 16:51   #10
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Originally Posted by Pauline Kael:
E. Floares felicitari,la mai mare,la multi ani,sarbatori fericite,plus doua suedeze blonde.Daca vrei true love,numai una

Thanks! Anyway, imi ajunge o ucraineanca, Mila Kunis.
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Old 06 Dec 2008, 18:52   #11
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Originally Posted by E.Floares:

Thanks! Anyway, imi ajunge o ucraineanca, Mila Kunis.

decat o ucraineanca
-mila kunis cum ziceai-
io-ti doresc o coreeanca:
pe micuta "ce kur ai"!
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Old 06 Dec 2008, 20:11   #12
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Indiferent dacä al säu derrière
Fäcea un sfert de kil, sau chiar o tonä,
Stiu sigur (nu de ieri, de-alaltäieri):
Mikutzo Cekurai era... niponä!
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Old 06 Dec 2008, 20:39   #13
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Coreeanca, nipona, vietnameza, nu conteaza...sa semene cu MK. :lol:
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Old 07 Dec 2008, 00:16   #14
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Originally Posted by Pitbull:
Indiferent dacä al säu derrière
Fäcea un sfert de kil, sau chiar o tonä,
Stiu sigur (nu de ieri, de-alaltäieri):
Mikutzo Cekurai era... niponä!

pitbull, iute-ti merge fleanca
si esti tare-aici, in zona:
fa tu ca "ucraineanca"
sa rimeze cu "nipona"!
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Old 07 Dec 2008, 00:23   #15
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Decât fätuca din Ucrainä
- A Milä Kunis, cum ziceai -
Mai bine-o japonezä fainä:
Dulcea Micutzo Cekurai!

(Pe-o gamä, sau pe douä voci,
Cu mine, Rata, nu te joci!)
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Old 07 Dec 2008, 00:36   #16
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ca sa nu raman dator...
Originally Posted by Pitbull:
(Pe-o gamä, sau pe douä voci,
Cu mine, Rata, nu te joci!)

la sagetule-ti fudule
eu intorc indata ace:
si ma joc, draga pitbulle,
nu de alta...dar imi place!
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Old 09 Dec 2008, 13:57   #17
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mie mi-a adus printre altele o masca din aia foarte asemenatoare cu figura Cenobitului din Hellraiser

asa sa fac ravagii la concerte
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Old 09 Dec 2008, 17:42   #18
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Originally Posted by Cinemania:

asa sa fac ravagii la concerte

asa sa fii si mai evil
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Old 09 Dec 2008, 18:27   #19
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shit...acest mesaj de fapt era pt topicul cu mos Nicolae :lol:

I'm loosing my mind
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