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Old 26 Jan 2004, 16:22   #41
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Originally Posted by marx:
Ilegal te poti casatori cu ea sub stela regala <gadjilo>.

Deviind disputia: ce parere ai, dpdv etnografic, de jus primae noctis, asa cum apare el ilustrat in filmul "Braveheart"? Dar medical: este oare bine ca seniorul (v. Ghilgames in general) sau nasul in particular (v. Romulus Vulcanescu0 sau un oarecare, diferit de mire (v. Godfather), sa defloreze mireasa? Asta in cazul in care nu e sparta, desigur.
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Old 26 Jan 2004, 23:47   #42
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Io zic ca, ca sa se vada ca nu se implica emotional si-isi face numa treaba ceruta de obiceiul ancestral, nashu trebe ca sa o sparga cu degetu.


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Old 27 Jan 2004, 11:33   #43
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Asta inseamna deci sa-i dai cep?
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Old 27 Jan 2004, 11:47   #44
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Cep se da la pepene. Daca fata e mai slaba, nashu ii ia caimacu'.


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Old 27 Jan 2004, 13:00   #45
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Re: fara

Originally Posted by crydead:
Inimioara,
verifica buletinu de populatie la fata. Ca in ziua de azi astea care arata de 16 au de fapt 12. Ai grije, nu-i da bomboane ca se poate interpreta, adica cum ca ai vrea s-o perverteshti.

PS: Ti-am pregatit un pat la noi in celula.

Asculta ce zice omu k nu zice prostii ... io in vara am cunoscut una care arata de 21 shi avea 13 ani ... deci fii grijuliu k altfel o sa-tzi pregateasca ashtia un pat la ei in celula ...
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Old 27 Jan 2004, 13:59   #46
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Originally Posted by Ambra Blu:
Deviind disputia: ce parere ai, dpdv etnografic, de jus primae noctis, asa cum apare el ilustrat in filmul "Braveheart"? Dar medical: este oare bine ca seniorul (v. Ghilgames in general) sau nasul in particular (v. Romulus Vulcanescu0 sau un oarecare, diferit de mire (v. Godfather), sa defloreze mireasa? Asta in cazul in care nu e sparta, desigur.
Dpv etnomedical ar fi bine ca papusa sa nu fie sparta si nici ciobita. Cel mai indicat este o mica incizie, cu un obiect voluptos, in fanta prevazuta de filosofia naturii.
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Old 27 Jan 2004, 17:51   #47
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marx, am eu o intrebare

care este cel mai lung cuvant din limba romana?
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Old 27 Jan 2004, 20:21   #48
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Omule,eu zic sa-i faci o poza apoi o pui pe site si faci un poll ne dam toti cu parerea si iti zic eu ca-ti rezolvam problema.

In privinta celeilalte probleme:daca nu esti orgolios e mai bine sa-i "de-a altul cep",stii cum se spune in popor prima data e mai greu,da daca fata e da la tara nu-ti fa probleme ca poate sa aiba si 10 ani,acolo oricum lucrurile se petrec mai devreme :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Old 27 Jan 2004, 22:37   #49
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Originally Posted by Lady_Skar:
marx, am eu o intrebare

care este cel mai lung cuvant din limba romana?

Pot sa raspund eu? Multumesc. Nu shtiu. Dar shtiu care e cea mai lunga silaba.

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Old 28 Jan 2004, 09:07   #50
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Originally Posted by Ambra Blu:
Crezi in chirofanii?
Astea's un fel de basici in palma?
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Old 28 Jan 2004, 10:26   #51
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Originally Posted by Mala Portugal:
Originally Posted by Ambra Blu:
Crezi in chirofanii?
Astea's un fel de basici in palma?

Nuuuuuuuuuuu. Eu cred ca chirofaniile nu exista, deci ca atare nu cred ca chirofaniile exista, deci daca ele nu exista, n-au cum sa se intrupeze, nici macar sub forma unor basici, consuptstantiale cu mine, cu tine, si cu palmele noastre, for that matter.
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Old 28 Jan 2004, 10:30   #52
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I see....si daca ar exista , ce ar vrea sa fie?
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Old 28 Jan 2004, 16:31   #53
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Originally Posted by Lady_Skar:
marx, am eu o intrebare
care este cel mai lung cuvant din limba romana?
Nu stiu prea bine. Numara si compara intre sternocleidomastoidian si electroencefalograma.
PS: De obicei nu ma implic in cazurile neinteligibile. Dar acum am facut o simulare.
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Old 29 Jan 2004, 09:47   #54
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Originally Posted by Mala Portugal:
I see....si daca ar exista , ce ar vrea sa fie?

look it up in a dictionary
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Old 29 Jan 2004, 13:24   #55
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Originally Posted by Ambra Blu:
Originally Posted by Mala Portugal:
I see....si daca ar exista , ce ar vrea sa fie?
look it up in a dictionary
Domnilor, in cabinetul meu nu tolerez discutiile despre stiintele oculte. Aici se vorbeste doar despre stiinte exacte. Asadar, jupane Ambra, spune-ne exact cum decurge relatia fizico-chimica cu Minoritza dvs.
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Old 29 Jan 2004, 14:58   #56
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Ma gandeam...
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Old 29 Jan 2004, 14:59   #57
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Cum se pot realiza fraude pe internet?Fara sa te prinda.
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Old 29 Jan 2004, 15:11   #58
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Originally Posted by raptor:
Cum se pot realiza fraude pe internet?Fara sa te prinda.

Akum vreo 3 ani merge ... da' akuma nu prea ma mishca nimik! tzi se urca FBI-ul in cap fara sa-tzi dai seama... so lay low !
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Old 29 Jan 2004, 15:22   #59
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Ma gandeam...
Excelent !
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Originally Posted by marx:
Originally Posted by raptor:
Ma gandeam...
Excelent !
Stiu.E aproape la fel de placut ca si un orgasm sau o masa buna...te pomenesti ca o sa devina un obicei...?
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