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Ambra Blu · 29 Jun 2003, 16:13

Si in al doilea rind de o parasuta.

crydead · 29 Jun 2003, 16:13

E dificil cu decupajul, avem nevoie de Amydon aici, ca daca intzepi prezervativul cu foarfeca se raspadeshte mormolocii si dupa aia trebuie luatzi de coditza unu cate unu.

crydead · 29 Jun 2003, 16:16

Originally Posted by Ambra Blu:

Si in al doilea rind de o parasuta.

Merge si o stewardesa cu sexperientza ca si astea shtiu sa sara.

marx · 29 Jun 2003, 16:17

Originally Posted by crydead:

Quote:

se raspadeshte mormolocii si dupa aia trebuie luatzi de coditza unu cate unu.

Daca sunt mormoloci ii prindem cu navodul liliput!

Ambra Blu · 29 Jun 2003, 16:18

Hehehe. Deci d-aia tre' sa faci nod la prezervativ, ca sa nu fuga soriceii? sa inteleg deci ca coitu' e o reiterare a conflictului ancestral dintre soarece si 'pussy'?

marx · 29 Jun 2003, 16:20

Originally Posted by crydead:

Quote:

Merge si o stewardesa cu sexperientza ca si astea shtiu sa sara.

N-ai spus ca tipa e obiectu' fix?Sau faci un spot unisex?!

crydead · 29 Jun 2003, 16:23

Originally Posted by marx:

Originally Posted by crydead:

Quote:

Merge si o stewardesa cu sexperientza ca si astea shtiu sa sara.

N-ai spus ca tipa e obiectu' fix?Sau faci un spot unisex?!

Ba da, man. Fata sta in pat ca sta bine acolo. Pa stewardesa o folosim in loc de parashuta ca ele, stewardesele, e ca pisica, oricum le arunci intotdeauna cad intre picioare.

marx · 29 Jun 2003, 16:24

Originally Posted by Ambra Blu:

Quote:

coitu' e o reiterare a conflictului ancestral dintre soarece si 'pussy'?

Nu uita ca "pussy" e prima unealta folosita de femeie in castigarea existentei!

marx · 29 Jun 2003, 16:28

Originally Posted by crydead:

Quote:

Pa stewardesa o folosim in loc de parashuta ca ele, stewardesele, e ca pisica, oricum le arunci intotdeauna cad intre picioare.

Cryule cata incredere ai tu in femei!Stewardesa ca pisica,zici?Daca zboara si nu mai aterizeaza?!Pierzi toti banii!

crydead · 29 Jun 2003, 16:37

Originally Posted by marx:

Cryule cata incredere ai tu in femei!Stewardesa ca pisica,zici?Daca zboara si nu mai aterizeaza?!Pierzi toti banii!

Stai linishtit ca avem un cascador sa o dubleze pe stewardesa in momentele dificile, de exemplu cand o intreaba cineva cum o cheama!

marx · 29 Jun 2003, 16:48

[quote="crydead"]

Quote:

avem un cascador sa o dubleze pe stewardesa in momentele dificile, de exemplu cand o intreaba cineva cum o cheama![/

Intuiesti vreo fractura linguala?

crydead · 29 Jun 2003, 17:20

Au astia de la tarom nishte babaciuni la bord de iti vine sa deschizi geamul si sa cobori din mers. Mai bine iei un Mig, desi constructia avionului nu permite zborul nici macar cu ushile inchise.

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Viitorul suna ocupat.

marx · 29 Jun 2003, 17:34

[quote="crydead"]

Quote:

Au astia de la tarom nishte babaciuni la bord

Nu mai folosi Taromul!Mai bine un MALEV-e mai ieftin si are si "dotari corespunzatoare"!

Ambra Blu · 30 Jun 2003, 11:22

Deci sa inteleg ca pina la urma o sa faceti reclama la TAROM?

marx · 30 Jun 2003, 12:07

Originally Posted by Ambra Blu:

Deci sa inteleg ca pina la urma o sa faceti reclama la TAROM?

Exact!Reclama pt. TAROM-noul vibrator!

Ambra Blu · 03 Jul 2003, 11:20

Io n-am inteles-o pe-aia cu 'Masculan' - ' nu stringe pasaroiul'.

Ambra Blu · 03 Jul 2003, 11:33

How a dog starves to death. Please don't read this on a full stomach.

Dogs are tough. They don't die quickly.

Locked in a backyard without food, a dog starts to use up his body fat.

After that, his body starts to diggest muscle tissue.

By three weeks he is desperate to find anything, anything at all to relieve his excrutiating hunger pains.

That's when he starts to eat wood, his own faeces and, if he's locked in with other animals, the flesh of the dead.

From this appetising menu, he picks up severe gastric infections and tape worms in the intestine.

Vomiting and diarrhoea will rid the body of any nutrition the tape worms may miss.

Now severely weakened, he begins to pick up recurrent skin infections.

Some are so virulent that his frantic scratching reduces his skin to a bloody mess. (One vet, seeing a dog in this condition, thought at first it had been stabbed).

It's at this point, with all fat and muscle tissue gone, that his kidneys and liver start to fail.

As unclean blood reaches his brain, he becomes disorientated.

He stumbles and falls over continually.

There is a lot of vomiting.

Just stomach froth and bile now.

With no flesh to warm him his temperature gradually drops.

Despite his confusion, the dog seems to understand what's going to happen.

He finds a quiet place to lie down. And waits.

He will be dead within 24 hours.

(Extraordinarily, even at this point, if he sees his owner, he will still try to lift his head and wag his tail).

Sometimes this agonising process can take a few weeks.

But because most neglectful owners tend to throw their pets the odd scrap of food, it's much more likely to go on for months. Even years.

Happily, Red the boxer, pictured here, was rescued by the RSPCA just a few days before this became his life story.

Hundreds of dogs last year weren't so lucky.

We're sorry you have to read something so distressing.

Our hope is that by writing it, we'll make some people sorry they cause it.

Neglect is cruelty.

(Agentie: Abbott Mead Vickers/ BBDO London
Client: RSPCA)

marx · 03 Jul 2003, 13:11

Preferam un basm despre canibali,nu un caine chinuit de enterocolita!

catallin · 03 Jul 2003, 13:23

Eu acceptam chiar si o poveste cu canibali loviti de enterocolita.

theo · 04 Jul 2003, 09:57

Socant... Sa fie prezentarea necosmetizata a realitatii ultimul racnet in publicitate? Ma gandesc si la spoturile gen Public Service, legate de conducerea preventiva, dupa vizionarea carora te simti ca dupa defuncta emisiune reflectii rutiere. Incerc sa-mi imaginez cum ar fi aratat spotul "eu nu am sa bat niciodata covoare"...

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29 Jun 2003, 16:13	#81
Ambra Blu Banned Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Bucuresti Posts: 3,292	Si in al doilea rind de o parasuta.

29 Jun 2003, 16:13	#82
crydead Guru Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 940	E dificil cu decupajul, avem nevoie de Amydon aici, ca daca intzepi prezervativul cu foarfeca se raspadeshte mormolocii si dupa aia trebuie luatzi de coditza unu cate unu.

29 Jun 2003, 16:18	#85
Ambra Blu Banned Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Bucuresti Posts: 3,292	Hehehe. Deci d-aia tre' sa faci nod la prezervativ, ca sa nu fuga soriceii? sa inteleg deci ca coitu' e o reiterare a conflictului ancestral dintre soarece si 'pussy'?

29 Jun 2003, 17:20	#92
crydead Guru Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 940	Au astia de la tarom nishte babaciuni la bord de iti vine sa deschizi geamul si sa cobori din mers. Mai bine iei un Mig, desi constructia avionului nu permite zborul nici macar cu ushile inchise. ----------------------- Viitorul suna ocupat.

30 Jun 2003, 11:22	#94
Ambra Blu Banned Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Bucuresti Posts: 3,292	Deci sa inteleg ca pina la urma o sa faceti reclama la TAROM?

03 Jul 2003, 11:20	#96
Ambra Blu Banned Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Bucuresti Posts: 3,292	Io n-am inteles-o pe-aia cu 'Masculan' - ' nu stringe pasaroiul'.

03 Jul 2003, 11:33	#97
Ambra Blu Banned Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Bucuresti Posts: 3,292	How a dog starves to death. Please don't read this on a full stomach. Dogs are tough. They don't die quickly. Locked in a backyard without food, a dog starts to use up his body fat. After that, his body starts to diggest muscle tissue. By three weeks he is desperate to find anything, anything at all to relieve his excrutiating hunger pains. That's when he starts to eat wood, his own faeces and, if he's locked in with other animals, the flesh of the dead. From this appetising menu, he picks up severe gastric infections and tape worms in the intestine. Vomiting and diarrhoea will rid the body of any nutrition the tape worms may miss. Now severely weakened, he begins to pick up recurrent skin infections. Some are so virulent that his frantic scratching reduces his skin to a bloody mess. (One vet, seeing a dog in this condition, thought at first it had been stabbed). It's at this point, with all fat and muscle tissue gone, that his kidneys and liver start to fail. As unclean blood reaches his brain, he becomes disorientated. He stumbles and falls over continually. There is a lot of vomiting. Just stomach froth and bile now. With no flesh to warm him his temperature gradually drops. Despite his confusion, the dog seems to understand what's going to happen. He finds a quiet place to lie down. And waits. He will be dead within 24 hours. (Extraordinarily, even at this point, if he sees his owner, he will still try to lift his head and wag his tail). Sometimes this agonising process can take a few weeks. But because most neglectful owners tend to throw their pets the odd scrap of food, it's much more likely to go on for months. Even years. Happily, Red the boxer, pictured here, was rescued by the RSPCA just a few days before this became his life story. Hundreds of dogs last year weren't so lucky. We're sorry you have to read something so distressing. Our hope is that by writing it, we'll make some people sorry they cause it. Neglect is cruelty. (Agentie: Abbott Mead Vickers/ BBDO London Client: RSPCA)

03 Jul 2003, 13:11	#98
marx Guru Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: STIINTA "U" CRAIOVA-o iubire alb/albastra- Posts: 1,671	Preferam un basm despre canibali,nu un caine chinuit de enterocolita!

03 Jul 2003, 13:23	#99
catallin Veteran Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 298	Eu acceptam chiar si o poveste cu canibali loviti de enterocolita.

04 Jul 2003, 09:57	#100
theo Guru Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 406	Socant... Sa fie prezentarea necosmetizata a realitatii ultimul racnet in publicitate? Ma gandesc si la spoturile gen Public Service, legate de conducerea preventiva, dupa vizionarea carora te simti ca dupa defuncta emisiune reflectii rutiere. Incerc sa-mi imaginez cum ar fi aratat spotul "eu nu am sa bat niciodata covoare"...