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Old 26 Apr 2006, 21:45   #381
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la banii lu becali n-are decat sa plateasca pe cineva s-i scrie carti/comics/whateva cu ciobani....

in alta ordine de idei:
priviti aici (mai ales tot ce este pana in 20 ani):
http://www.anuntul.ro/ed_poza.php?pi...4&nrses=1...PT
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Old 28 Apr 2006, 00:34   #382
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Originally Posted by Supastar:
la banii lu becali n-are decat sa plateasca pe cineva s-i scrie carti/comics/whateva cu ciobani....

in alta ordine de idei:
priviti aici (mai ales tot ce este pana in 20 ani):
http://www.anuntul.ro/ed_poza.php?pi...4&nrses=1...PT

pai da..visul oricarei...hoaste
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Old 03 May 2006, 18:42   #383
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Old 04 May 2006, 00:36   #384
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Old 04 May 2006, 14:22   #385
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CAPITALISM TRADITIONAL
Ai doua vaci.
Vinzi una si cumperi un taur.
Cireada se inmulteste iar economia prospera.
Le vinzi si iesi la pensie cu castigul.

COMPANIE AMERICANA
Ai doua vaci.
Vinzi una si o fortezi pe cealalta sa produca lapte cit pentru patru.
Esti surprins cand vaca moare.

COMPANIE FRANCEZA
Ai doua vaci.
Faci greva pentru ca doresti sa ai trei vaci.

COMPANIE JAPONEZA
Ai doua vaci. Le reproiectezi astfel incat sa fie de zece ori mai mici decat o vaca obisnuita si sa produca de douazeci de ori mai mult lapte. Apoi creezi imagini animate inteligente ale vacii, numite Cowkemon, si le promovezi la scara globala.

COMPANIE GERMANA
Ai doua vaci. Le reproiectezi astfel incat sa traiasca 100 de ani, sa manance o data pe luna si sa se mulga singure.

COMPANIE BRITANICA
Ai doua vaci.
Amandoua sunt nebune.

COMPANIE ITALIANA
Ai doua vaci, dar nu stii unde sunt.
Pleci in pauza de pranz.

COMPANIE RUSEASCA
Ai doua vaci.
Le numeri si afli ca ai 5 vaci.
Le numeri din nou si afli ca ai 42 de vaci.
Le numeri din nou si afli ca ai 12 vaci.
Te opresti din numarat vaci si deschizi alta sticla de vodca.

COMPANIE ELVETIANA
Ai 5000 de vaci, dintre care nici una nu-ti apartine. Facturezi celorlalti cheltuieli de depozitare.

COMPANIE INDIANA
Ai doua vaci.
Te inchini la ele.

COMPANIE CHINEZA
Ai doua vaci. Ai 300 de oameni care le mulg.
Declari somaj zero, productivitate bovina inalta si arestezi reporterul care a publicat cifrele.

COMPANIE ROMANEASCA
Ai 6 vaci, costuri cat pentru 12, mulgi doar 3, alergi bezmetic printre ele, mai aduci personal pentru alte 5, dai faliment si dai vina pe bou
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Old 04 May 2006, 15:20   #386
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Originally Posted by Cinemania:
COMPANIE FRANCEZA
Ai doua vaci.
Faci greva pentru ca doresti sa ai trei vaci.

COMPANIE INDIANA
Ai doua vaci.
Te inchini la ele.

:lol: le-am auzit si la radio guerrilla intr-o dimineata..... astea doua sunt absolut geniale! :lol:
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Old 04 May 2006, 16:02   #387
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Old 05 May 2006, 01:45   #388
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Hehe, e veche - dar, da...! Trasä-n pozä si pusä pe net are un damf nou!
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Old 05 May 2006, 12:10   #389
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io ii cred in stare pe cacatori de asemenea compozitii...o concurenta reala la poeticele arse ale lui Nighty
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Old 05 May 2006, 13:05   #390
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Mäi, versurile-s vechi de cel putin 22 de ani. Eu le-am auzit prima datä de la Radu Corciova, în echipa de la "Noi, cei din linia întâi", 1984.
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Originally Posted by Cinemania:
io ii cred in stare pe cacatori de asemenea compozitii...o concurenta reala la poeticele arse ale lui Nighty

NESIMTITULE!
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Old 05 May 2006, 14:54   #392
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Originally Posted by Nightwane:
Originally Posted by Cinemania:
io ii cred in stare pe cacatori de asemenea compozitii...o concurenta reala la poeticele arse ale lui Nighty

NESIMTITULE!

oh, but spank you!
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Old 05 May 2006, 15:43   #393
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Old 05 May 2006, 23:31   #395
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Old 05 May 2006, 23:54   #396
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Old news, mami. Linkul e deja aici, undeva pe-o paginä mai veche. Cum ziceam si atunci: cä sforile le-au tras Mossad-ul si N.S.A. a fost clar încä din primele momente (who stands to gain?); cä de-atunci încoace a plouat cu multiple probe circumstantiale care au confirmat-o, stim; dar argumentele ästora de-aici sunt insuficient de concludente, iar stilul, fanatico-isteric.
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Old 06 May 2006, 00:50   #397
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niciodata nu e prea tarziu...sau uneori e, nu?
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Old 06 May 2006, 10:51   #398
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nu stiu daca l-a bagat deja careva

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