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Old 18 Jan 2009, 23:46   #141
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Originally Posted by Pitbull:
Degeaba îl repeti pe "nu",
N-o sä rimeze cu-"ncontinuu".
Mai bine-ai încerca, acu',
Un parastas Dumitru Tinu.

Ast 'catren vazut-am acu'
Si sughit precum makaku' .
Tinu ar rosi ca racu' :oops:
"Adevaru"'a dat de dracu! :huh:
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Old 19 Jan 2009, 10:51   #142
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(ratatouille)...

...poate nu mai vrea catrene
o fi dat-o pe sonete
c-au mai mult succes la fete
si-s mai michelangiene
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Old 19 Jan 2009, 19:06   #143
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Da' di Pitbull nu ti-e dor?
Frunza de ulei de camfor
Din cartile cu Apollodor.
Plus o amfora si-un amfor. :huh:
Pit-ar zice,'ndoind din gene,
Ca-s michelangeliene
Frunza galbin' de spanacu
Mie-mi place cand makaku'
Fura-n Belgia cu sacu.*
Curat teatru ca-n Tanacu.*
Frunza di crepuscular
Stiu ca tare mult Pit-ar
Vrea sa mearga prin Pitar
Mos,colt cu Strada Traian*
Foaie verde maghiran.
*makak-cuvant rasist belgian;
*piesa lu' Andrei Serban.
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Old 19 Jan 2009, 20:27   #144
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Pauline fatä... tanti... nene...! :shock:
Cu-ale "michelangeliene",
Gândul mi-ai ghicit la fix!
(This is how you get your kicks?)
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Old 19 Jan 2009, 20:38   #145
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Originally Posted by Pitbull:
Pauline fatä... tanti... nene...! :shock:
Cu-ale "michelangeliene",
Gândul mi-ai ghicit la fix!
(This is how you get your kicks?)

Nu sunt nene,nitzi nu vleau
Ce mi-o zici ajea pi shleau?
Nu-nteleg ce iau in freza,
Care suturi (in engleza)? :? :o :sad: :alien:
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Old 19 Jan 2009, 22:05   #146
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"To get your kicks", ma chère Madame,
Nu se traduce-ad litteram,
(Cä doar nu suntem trogoloditi!)
Inseamnä: "astfel te exciti?"
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Old 19 Jan 2009, 22:13   #147
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Originally Posted by Pitbull:
"To get your kicks", ma chère Madame,
Nu se traduce-ad litteram,
(Cä doar nu suntem trogoloditi!)
Inseamnä: "astfel te exciti?"

Wow,mein herr,just don't you worry,
Ca simtesc chiar ..morning glory :shock:
(sa mor daca stiu ce-am zis ,
dar mi s-a aratat in vis,
ca e cu tenta sexuala,
si nu se-nvata la scoala.)

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*Morning glory means the erection a guy gets in the morning when he wakes up (it does not mean sex in the morning).(english slang)
Morning glory is slang for sex done early in the morning, after a whole night of having sex. Its more like killing the hangover of the previous night's sex by a bit of sex early in the morning. The term is common among prostitutes and whores
:w00t: :lol:
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Old 19 Jan 2009, 22:27   #148
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Hai cä mi-ai tras un pumn în plex!
N-am zis-o musai cätre sex.
Deci n-avea teamä, si nici fricä:
Are si-o tentä platon�*cä.
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Old 19 Jan 2009, 22:30   #149
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Platonic,dar si neglijabil
Cu neuronul..excitabil.
Acuma -n fata natiunii,
Mi-arunci asa...moartea pasiunii??
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Old 19 Jan 2009, 22:41   #150
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Dar nici cu gândul nu gândesc
S-omor pasionul kaelesc!
Deci, pentru tarä si popor,
Te-astept cu drag în dormitor.
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Old 19 Jan 2009, 22:45   #151
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Cu drag? sa-mi scuip in san,ptiu si ptiu!
Speram ca aci e: "The Taming of The Shrew".

http://www.cinemagia.ro/movie.php?movie_id=15202
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Old 19 Jan 2009, 22:56   #152
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Dacä-i pe-asa, fär' de-nconjur
Iti spun cä ästa nu mi-i felul:
Nu agreez amorul dur,
Cu biciul si cu zähärelul.
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Old 19 Jan 2009, 23:01   #153
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Parol,iti zic ca ai rezon,
Eu am glumit,sa am pardon.
La jocul cu "alege unu",ai vazut parodia la woodyallenu'?
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Old 28 Jan 2009, 18:18   #154
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Am compus asta rugandu-l pe Pitbull sa fie cat mai dur cu mine,sa ma critice,stau prost cu prozodia,si poate invat si eu sa compun.


Femei sterse


Nu imi plac acele femei fade, inerte,
Ce suporta cu suflet si corp nonsalant,
Tandre asalturi de barbati-figuri certe-
Cu chip impenetrabil si restul penetrant.

Variante:

Nu imi plac femeile palide, sterse,
Ce stau fara sa miste in insondabil,
Cu sani amari si nesarate fese,
Cu chip impenetrabil si restul…penetrabil.

Nu-mi plac femeile fade ,galbui,
Cu suflete de pasari indigo si ucise,
La orice asalt tandru ,barbatesc,sui,
Femei cu buze stranse si picioare deschise.

Concluzie:
Nu-mi plac femeile amare si statute,
Cu gura punga ,picioare desfacute!
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Old 29 Jan 2009, 17:33   #155
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Ca sa nu se inteleaga ca nu mi-ai raspuns deloc,mi-ai zis ca prima e mai buna,restul"cu rime sarace".Alcineva imi zise cu emfaza ca "femei sterse" suna ca dracu si ca nu gaseste nimic in aceasta poezie amputata.
Iar:

Despre durata vietii

Pentru fericiti o-ntreaga viata
Dureaza cat simpla dimineata.
Pentru nefericitii in toate,
Numai o noapte pare...o eternitate.
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Old 29 Jan 2009, 23:28   #156
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Pauline a scris:

Despre durata vietii

Pentru fericiti o-ntreaga viata
Dureaza cat simpla dimineata.
Pentru nefericitii in toate,
Numai o noapte pare...o eternitate.


DESPRE VIATA

MULTA LUME, GALAGIE… SCOPURI, PLANURI SI DESTIN.
ACTORIE, DANS DE SCENA. MULT PLIN GOL SI MULT FESTIN.
MULTI DISPUSI, MULTI PREDISPUSI, AUR FALS, FIER AURIT.
SEF DE STAT, PUSCARIAS, SI UN IDEAL RAVNIT.

ARIPI FRANTE SAU RANITE DE SOLDATII PRESCOLARI.
GHETE CU SIRET IN SPATE, PAS DE MELC, IZ DE ARTARI.
GHIOCEL PRIN BURUIANA... SPRE VEST, FLOAREA SOARELUI.
RUGACIUNE IN BISERICI. ...IN NUMELE DOMNULUI?
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Old 30 Jan 2009, 17:36   #157
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Anunt mortuar

Pa piatra mea funerara,
Dintre epitafuri sute,
Vreau sa-mi scrieti intr-o seara:
"Revin in zece minute".
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Old 30 Jan 2009, 18:22   #158
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Din dramele alcoolului
Fapt divers

Intr-o noapte ,complet beat,
Vecinul,cu mine leat,
Lua pusca lui de barbat,
A tras in nevasta,s-apoi ...a ratat.
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Old 30 Jan 2009, 21:57   #159
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Anunt mortuar

Pa piatra mea funerara,
Dintre epitafuri sute,
Vreau sa-mi scrieti intr-o seara:
"Revin in zece minute".

Raspuns la anunt mortuar

SI DE O FI SA MORI CANDVA
NU VEI MAI FI MIREASA MEA. TE ROG, NU TE SUPARA.
INCET, LIN, TANDRU, DUIOS,
CU PASI DE DANS EU URC IN JOS. ZECE MINUTE ESTI A MEA..
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Old 31 Jan 2009, 12:48   #160
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Era un oltean la noi în Regie,
Ce-n colþ, pe Lipscani, avea Dogãrie.
Din zori pânã-n searã muncea ca zãlud,
Butoaie fãcea din stejar ºi din dud.
Avea ºi-o nevastã, ce plinã de ºarm,
Când el dogãrea, se þinea c-un jandarm.
ªi când omul nostru, de-o doagã sãritã,
Se-ntoarse acasã cu-o falcã rãnitã,
Centura, pistolul, gãsi supãrat,
Jandarmul, nevasta, tot-una în pat.
Þinti în jandarm ºi trase cu urã,
Pe soaþ-o snopi cu centura pe gurã.

Ne spune morala cã nu e de ºagã
Cu orice dogar când îi sare o doagã.
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