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Old 21 Feb 2005, 16:10   #21
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Originally Posted by Serghei:
Fanii cu state de plata mai vechi de 5 ani sunt rugati sa treaca pe la sediu in vederea achizitionarii de sepcute cu Cioran Rulzz si a tricourilor cu I Cioran.

eu zic ca cioran s-ar rasuci in mormant.
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Old 21 Feb 2005, 22:02   #22
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Originally Posted by notorious:
eu zic ca cioran s-ar rasuci in mormant.

Probabil ca Andrei Bangu o fi avand fani da Cioran in nici un caz.
Da hai ca futem buha degeaba pe topicul omului si iar o sa fim avertizati.
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Old 22 Feb 2005, 15:42   #23
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Originally Posted by Serghei:
Probabil ca Andrei Bangu o fi avand fani da Cioran in nici un caz.
Da hai ca f**** buha degeaba pe topicul omului si iar o sa fim avertizati.

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Old 22 Feb 2005, 15:46   #24
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Originally Posted by Serghei:
Probabil ca Andrei Bangu o fi avand fani
Unde ? Cine ? Cand ? S-au vazut pe la x vs. y ....
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Old 22 Feb 2005, 16:25   #25
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Originally Posted by notorious:
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Manastire intr-un picior, ghici ciuperca ce-i?

Esti mai inutil ca imbracamintea pe o starleta porno!!!
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Old 22 Feb 2005, 19:06   #26
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@Notorious
Acum ca avem monologurile reloaded (btw, mi se pare aiurea ca un forumist sa aiba topicurile bucatite ca asa vrea muschii lui, nu de alta dar se creaza un precedent), iti urmatoarele :

Esti BEAT !

Originally Posted by Serghei:
Esti mai inutil ca imbracamintea pe o starleta porno!!!
Cam pe acolo. Are un rol totusi, ne distreaza cu smiorcaielile lui de babuin pe la als vs gorzo.
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Old 22 Feb 2005, 19:12   #27
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asa care va sa zica
daca va mai mananca limba, scrieti aici!

@emanuel: thanks, cu toate ca au mai ramas cateva gunoaie. lasa-le sa fie, asa , de samanta
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Old 22 Feb 2005, 22:01   #28
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Originally Posted by nume:
iti urmatoarele

ce-i papusa, inertia te face sa-ti inghiti vorbele ?

btw - thought we were over with this.
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Old 22 Feb 2005, 22:05   #29
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Originally Posted by notorious:
btw - thought we were over with this.
Ai gandit gresit.
Acolo lipsea un cuvant urat, care incepe cu f.
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Old 22 Feb 2005, 22:07   #30
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Originally Posted by Serghei:
Esti mai inutil ca imbracamintea pe o starleta porno!!!

baiete, poate ca m-ai inteles gresit: eu nu ma obosesc sa-ti citesc aberatiile pseudo-intelectuale (vezi cazul coen-ilor, unde declarai cu emfaza unui strut ca opera lor nu are valoare, pt ca nu are continuitate in comedia americana !), cu atat mai putin sa le combat. pt mine, nu esti mai mult decat o fantoma.
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Old 23 Feb 2005, 12:34   #31
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mai keyzer, schimba, te rog, mutra lui bekakali din avatar. celalalt avatar imi placea mult.
nici macar in gluma sau in batjocura tipul asta nu trebuie multiplicat...
thanks.
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Old 23 Feb 2005, 16:24   #32
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Originally Posted by herbert:
mai keyzer, schimba, te rog, mutra lui bekakali din avatar.

si mai e si mare cat un afis !
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Old 23 Feb 2005, 16:39   #33
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apropo de asta .... vreti sa auziti teoria mea despre gigi... si vorbesc serios
asadar... tineti-va bine.. Gigi Bec... e pe ... coca(ina)
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Old 23 Feb 2005, 17:12   #34
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Originally Posted by herbert:
mai keyzer, schimba, te rog, mutra lui bekakali din avatar. celalalt avatar imi placea mult.
nici macar in gluma sau in batjocura tipul asta nu trebuie multiplicat...
thanks.

e multiplicat deja de vreo douaj' de milioane de ori.
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Old 23 Feb 2005, 18:27   #35
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in varianta "icoana" nu a iesit deja? :sick:
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Old 23 Feb 2005, 18:46   #36
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o sa iasa varianta "gigi becali - vibrator cu limba si cruce" only for 99.99$.
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Old 23 Feb 2005, 19:35   #37
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Ce tare a fost in seara asta la Observatorul de 19.00... briliant
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Old 24 Feb 2005, 00:51   #38
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Originally Posted by Jay:
Ce tare a fost in seara asta la Observatorul de 19.00... briliant
In seara asta la "Obositorul" am ajuns la concluzia (dupa ce am auzit k DIN DRAGOSTE are cea mai mare audienta din tara) ca suntem o natiune de inculti

multumim gigi, mutumim radu 4 the reminder ...
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Old 24 Feb 2005, 16:28   #39
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Originally Posted by Jay:
Ce tare a fost in seara asta la Observatorul de 19.00... briliant

tell me, tell me !! :w00t:
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Old 24 Feb 2005, 17:00   #40
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Originally Posted by notorious:
Originally Posted by Jay:
Ce tare a fost in seara asta la Observatorul de 19.00... briliant
tell me, tell me !! :w00t:
iti zic eu .. a inceput sa urle si sa ejaculeze gesturi specifice gigi becalli s-a certat cu prezentatorii si la un moment dat se certat si cu cei din spate - asta ca sa se faca el auzit de toata lumea...
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