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Old 29 Apr 2005, 07:25   #2061
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Nagisa Oshima - In the Realm of the Senses (1976) - 6,5/10


Film prost, datat, voit socant, inventariind tot felul de pozitii si perversitati, din care nu retin decat faza cu oul (el ii introduce ei un ou in pasarica, ea il cloceste si il 'oua' in fata lui, dupa care el il mananca, dulce-acrisor) si finalul cu introducerea penisului taiat in vagin. Toate astea in close-up, of course. Conteaza mai mult povestea din spatele filmului: nea Oshima, faimos la vremea respectiva pentru filmele pinku eiga (adica un fel de asian soft porn-bondage-sadomaso care incita, dar nu 'explica'), se pune pe aratat. Autoritatile se autosesizeaza si este dat in judecata pentru vulgaritate & public offense. Tipul se apara spunand ca vulgar este ceea ce este sugerat, nu si ceea ce este visual explicit. Castiga. Drept urmare... la la la lala... se hotaraste sa faca cel mai bolnav-deviant-explicit film 'up to date' (cu siguranta nu vazuse 'Salo o le Centoventi Giornate di Sodoma', aparut cu un an mai devreme). Asa ca ia si ecranizeaza povestea adevarata a geishei Sada, o tipa de la inceputul secolului care umbla pe strazi masturbandu-se cu penisul taiat al lui barbat'su. Background-ul ala cu scandalul & shit il vedeti si in film, cenzuratorii fiind portretizati de batranul cersetor cu disfunctii erectile de la inceput. Dar, dincolo de futaiuri si voyeur-isme, filmul nu transmite nimic, fiind la fel de mut ca o vagaboanda cu dansa-n gura. :sick:

Andrew Blake - Blond & Brunettes (2001) - 5/10

Un pornache pentru snobi, mult prea stilizat si cautat, cu secvente monocrome, inserturi black & white, decoruri clasice, lacy costumes, lounge music si alte blah-blah-uri. Bile albe: in tot filmul nu intalnesti nici un mascul, just pure female action, licking, fingering & stuff. Bile negre: isi refuza genre-ul, fiind mult prea artificial in sensul rau. Ca un trabuc cu gust de cherry. Adica nu secreta lichide.

??? - Agronomie, caminul A5 (2004) - 9/10

The ultimate Dogma movie. O felie de real life, minimalist si fals poverist. Cam ceea ce incearca Puiu de ceva vreme. Regizorul respecta cu sfintenie poruncile lui von Trier & Vinterberg: fara lumini si artificii tehnice, fara crime, arme and all that bollocks, cu decoruri reale, muzica inregistrata pe platou, no artsy-fartsy camera works, etc. Si, normal, regizorul nu este indicat pe generic. Nici macar cu creta pe podea. Sigur, camera nu este hand-held, ci lasata pe un dulap sa inregistreze impasibila evenimentele (deloc conventionale) din acest film. Imaginea este granulata, incetosata, culorile (in armonii de brunuri si umbre) sunt fascinante, totul pentru un experiment underground de toata lauda. Cine spunea ca cinematografia romaneasca este in impas? A must see. :love:
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Old 29 Apr 2005, 07:58   #2062
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Originally Posted by keyzer soze:
??? - Agronomie, caminul A5 (2004) - 9/10
Care mah ? Slabanogul ala de-i trage la ue nasoalei aleia. Aia mah de le scartaie patul ?
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Old 29 Apr 2005, 10:29   #2063
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ei iacata..
The Machinist -9.7/10
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Old 29 Apr 2005, 10:51   #2064
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Finding Neverland - 8/10
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Old 29 Apr 2005, 10:53   #2065
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Brad Anderson - Session 9 (2001) - 6/10

Stephen King kinda movie. O pacaleala 'horror' cu personalitati multiple si case bantuite, all in all very boring. Filmat bine, though (Sony's 24P HD video). Buni mestesugari Anderson si echipa sa. Rareori bat si la portile inspiratiei - vezi scena cu tunelul subteran si luminile care se sting in spatele personajului respectiv, whatever his name is.
La ani lumina de 'The Machinist'.
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Old 29 Apr 2005, 16:33   #2066
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Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events - 7/10.

Layer Cake - 7/10.

Finding Neverland - 7/10.
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Old 29 Apr 2005, 18:50   #2067
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Noi Albinoi - 9/10 Al treilea cel mai bun film al anului dupa Sideways si Hotel Rwanda. Multe multumiri lui Korben pentru recomandare. O sa scriu la TIFF de el.

Holes - 4/10 - Biggest piece of shit I've seen in a long time. Macar de era produs de Hallmark.
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Old 29 Apr 2005, 21:09   #2068
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saw-9/10 gotta love it.un final pe masura ashteptarilor.
bang bang,you're dead- 7/10
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Old 29 Apr 2005, 21:11   #2069
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Vazui si eu Holes/Taci si sapa...eu un film la care te uiti o data & one time only...5/10
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Old 29 Apr 2005, 21:17   #2070
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Saw 8.5/10 excelent finalul!
Sky captain and he world of tomorrow 6/10 un pic cam prea sf-ist, dar merge...la faza cu elefantul, chiar ca au dat-o in bara...
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Old 29 Apr 2005, 21:41   #2071
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Holes(Taci si sapa)8/10
Forrest Gump 9/10 cel mai tare rol al lui Tom Hanks
Normal 5/10 Nu m-a cam impresionat.
XXX 2 6/10
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Old 29 Apr 2005, 22:14   #2072
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ken park 8/10
the grudge 5.5/10 - n oameni care se plimba printr-o casa (ba in real time ba in flash back) si mor, atacati de unu' mic si o tipa cu plete lungi negre care ii acopera fata (au japonezii o boala cu astea). asta plus smecheriile obisnuite din manualul genului si avem un horror sub mediocru pt o seara de cinema.
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Old 30 Apr 2005, 09:15   #2073
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Primer 9/10 foarte misto regizat...A Mysterious, Intense, Feel-Good Movie

p.s. am facut traducerea la filmul asta...
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Old 30 Apr 2005, 10:36   #2074
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Stage Fright - 6/10: revazut (la pachet cu "The Lady from Shanghai"). Nu este nici pe departe unul dintre preferatele mele din sfera Hitchcock, dar - mama! - ce mai titlu! :w00t:


Diarios de motocicleta - 7.5-8/10: mie mi-a lacut filmul asta. Mi-era teama de secventele cand "El Che" o sa inceapa sa intalneasca incasi, dar acestea au fost frumos rezolvate, poate cazand un pic inspre documentar... Desi fara sa aiba un aer aparte, "Diarios de motocicleta" este - totusi - bine facut si nu mi s-a parut plictisitor (inca nu e "dusul rece" de care am nevoie, dar ma rog...). Fiindca se concentreaza asupra tineretii lui Guevara si nu asupra "supermitului" marelui comandant, m-am putut raporta mai usor la ideile filmului. Cat despre politica, nu am gasit destul inauntru cat sa stramb din nas.
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One Point 0 - 1/10 - total waste of time. and time is what i do not have.

Shaolin Wooden Men - 7/10 - Jackie Chan la 22 de ani, ur basic shaloin kung fu training movie. Enjoyed it but lame story!

Kim Ki-Duk's 3-Iron - 9.5/10 - ma bucur ca pot plasa filmul dupa Lost In Translation drept cel mai bun film pe care l-am vazut. Silentios, linistit, molocom, subtil, finutz, original, confuz dar clar si bine definit. :love:
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Old 30 Apr 2005, 13:01   #2076
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Ambra Blu are absolut toate drepturile asupra filmului sau. In aceasta calitate poate cere moderatorilor sa se lase discutiile pe forum despre filmul lui sau nu. Aici nu este democratie. Avand in vedere ca filmul trebuie sa ajunga la TIFF si ca filmul se poate obtine numai prin metode machiavelice si ilegale (dc++) nu voi lasa alte referinte la el. That's that. Sper ca cercul vesel din partea estica a Romaniei a inteles. Dati-i PM-uri lui AB sa-i spuneti ce credeti despre filmul lui.

Dark Water - 8/10 - Japanese people know horror. Dar nu la fel de bine cum credeam.
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Flight of the Phoenix 6/10 cel mai mult mi-a placut prabusirea..a fost realizata super misto
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starhip troopers 2 - 4/10
cube zero 4,5/10
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Old 30 Apr 2005, 18:23   #2079
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Pulp Fiction - 9.8/10 - Pentru ca 10 e pentru Dumnezeu si 9.9 pentru Andrei Gheorghe.

Lock, stock and two smoking barrels - 9.7/10 - Pentru ca 9.8 e pentru Pulp Fiction.
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Old 30 Apr 2005, 21:52   #2080
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DREAMS-AKIRA KUROSAWA 100/10.emotional factor.
film perfect.total.incepe genial si se termina exact unde trebuia sa se termine. istorie poetica a unui popor.aplicabila oriunde.made my day/week.
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