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i don't wann take a bath naked grany. the girls will laugh at me :P
obvious
15 May 2005, 19:47
no shrink for me, thankies..
mamma needs a new pair of shoes for split personality number 23!
Longshot
15 May 2005, 19:47
ish ok shonny. go bring me shome shoup inshtead
GhitzaCartitza
15 May 2005, 21:11
THE SHIZNIT!!!!
Sm�agol-Gollum
15 May 2005, 21:28
she is neet?
Longshot
15 May 2005, 21:30
does she cook?
Sm�agol-Gollum
15 May 2005, 21:32
well...she can make scrambled eggs..does that count?
GhitzaCartitza
15 May 2005, 22:31
SHIZNIT! You know! Un fel de MISTO la americani (mai ales in cartier).
ole ole ole, my sme mistri, ole ole ole
maybe, but not for me
:((
Sm�agol-Gollum
16 May 2005, 21:19
I cock
You cock
He/she cocks
We cock
You cock
They cock
obvious
17 May 2005, 10:08
stop killing Judas!
Longshot
17 May 2005, 10:57
we just stoned him. besides, he's not complaining
Bulumulu
17 May 2005, 16:08
...anymore
Sm�agol-Gollum
17 May 2005, 16:38
wes he ever complaining?
Gaandalf
18 May 2005, 00:32
wes is a craven
Longshot
18 May 2005, 06:47
freddy craves
Nightwane
18 May 2005, 07:38
freddy needs serious cock action
Sm�agol-Gollum
18 May 2005, 15:28
so what are you waiting for?
GhitzaCartitza
18 May 2005, 16:07
Waiting for me? I'll bring the hummer!
Gaandalf
18 May 2005, 19:17
i'll make sure we have enough chop stiks...
Bulumulu
18 May 2005, 21:34
chop-sticks-warrior
Sm�agol-Gollum
19 May 2005, 14:50
chop stick dick
Nightwane
19 May 2005, 17:17
CHOOOOOP!!!! OFF GOES ITS HEAD!!!!!!
Longshot
19 May 2005, 17:20
nice going nightwane. acu' cine curata faianta de sange?
Bulumulu
19 May 2005, 19:06
there was a young girt of Baroda,
who built a new kind of pagoda.
the walls of its halls
were hung with the balls
and the tools of the fools that bestrode her :P
now whos cleanin' that now?
the south-american cleaning-lady?
Sm�agol-Gollum
19 May 2005, 22:47
you are, of course
Sm�agol-Gollum
19 May 2005, 23:05
why the hell are you interrupting?
nothing better to do... :D
Bulumulu
20 May 2005, 13:40
o sugestie sau un exemplu :
There was a young man from Darjeeling
Whose dong reached up to the ceiling.
In the electric light socket
He'd put it and rock it -
Oh God! What a wonderful feeling!
Sm�agol-Gollum
20 May 2005, 14:48
WTF is wrong with you?...what's with all these poems?
Longshot
20 May 2005, 21:09
this bling-bling be phat. in the hizzouse
Sm�agol-Gollum
20 May 2005, 21:21
in the fackhouse
Longshot
20 May 2005, 21:25
aye bhoy. double own4ge for all da noobs.
Sm�agol-Gollum
20 May 2005, 21:47
boobs man, boobs
GhitzaCartitza
20 May 2005, 22:17
tits man, tits :w00t:
I want to see more!
Sm�agol-Gollum
20 May 2005, 22:26
here you are: www.tits.com
GhitzaCartitza
21 May 2005, 06:50
8) Up in the club! Next call for alcohol!
Longshot
21 May 2005, 07:32
i-v league anyone? hehe, pun.
ahhh, alcohool and women... a life of misery
Sm�agol-Gollum
22 May 2005, 19:34
no...a lot of pussy
Longshot
22 May 2005, 19:43
here kitty kitty kitty
GhitzaCartitza
22 May 2005, 23:04
I've got something for you!
Longshot
23 May 2005, 07:17
no, it's called milk, ppl
Longshot
23 May 2005, 09:55
horse milk again? how bout some dumplings?
Gaandalf
23 May 2005, 16:52
how about ... let's not
GhitzaCartitza
23 May 2005, 21:04
Let's sell the damned cat and buy us some beer!!!!
Gaandalf
23 May 2005, 22:10
if it's Peroni - i'll pass
Bulumulu
24 May 2005, 01:10
passsstrama..hmmm
GhitzaCartitza
24 May 2005, 14:29
Then let's sell the dog! :shock:
Longshot
24 May 2005, 14:32
pest control
Bulumulu
24 May 2005, 15:51
that's ridiculous... :lol:
human sized medium brained horse pussy-dungeon where treasures lie within
Sm�agol-Gollum
24 May 2005, 21:56
hello hideous penguin boy :lol:
Longshot
24 May 2005, 22:00
nice tux
Sm�agol-Gollum
24 May 2005, 22:08
za magic frac
i seriously think about retiring from this forum...
Bulumulu
25 May 2005, 03:47
de ce?
iti curg balele de plictiseala? :P
aici esti welcome ;)
Longshot
25 May 2005, 07:00
yeah, f it man. don't turn henry hill on us.
Bulumulu
25 May 2005, 17:28
who the $ is henry hill?
Longshot
25 May 2005, 18:34
what, for real? goodfellas, nigger
sorry... i'm turning hendry hill on you guys. (goodfellas, nice film man)
trec printr-o faza dificila in viata, and i have to set priorities.
ma mai gasiti numai la film in general, scriu despre filme, only.
good luck, and may god bless you all.
nae
GhitzaCartitza
25 May 2005, 22:02
The force be with you!
Sm�agol-Gollum
25 May 2005, 22:23
oh look..our baby's all grown up...
GhitzaCartitza
25 May 2005, 22:41
ga ga gu gu :huh:
Longshot
26 May 2005, 06:54
LIVERPOOL :w00t:
Sm�agol-Gollum
26 May 2005, 14:08
3d coolpool
Airlight
26 May 2005, 17:58
big pool of livers
Longshot
26 May 2005, 21:39
i want mine raw.yum
Sm�agol-Gollum
26 May 2005, 21:52
oh no you don't...you will have it well done!
Longshot
26 May 2005, 21:54
some nachos at least? pls?
Sm�agol-Gollum
26 May 2005, 21:57
i said no you son of a biatch..you will do what i say or i will spank you! :D
Longshot
26 May 2005, 22:05
nu ca mi-ar placea playing the submissive type, dar macar adu-o pe natalia portman sa ma spank. a-yo silver
Sm�agol-Gollum
26 May 2005, 22:10
de acuma ai si pretentii...
GhitzaCartitza
27 May 2005, 06:50
Bebelusa blonda e a mea!!!!! All mine!!! My preciousssssssssss! Don't even think about it!!!
obvious
27 May 2005, 23:14
aa...primul pumn de cirese pe anul asta. heaveeen..
make a wish.
GhitzaCartitza
28 May 2005, 09:34
Capsuni! Hmmm....
Absolut nimic...si mai hmmmm...
GhitzaCartitza
29 May 2005, 09:51
A big bowl of nothing! Hmmmmmmm...
Gaandalf
29 May 2005, 12:50
hmmm! is that shit i smell ?
one order of rost shit;medium rare.coming right up :P
"Partz" squart ... would you like souce with that...? :w00t: :w00t:
Sm�agol-Gollum
29 May 2005, 18:49
order..order in the court
GhitzaCartitza
29 May 2005, 20:21
GUILTY!!! The honourable judge decided!
Sm�agol-Gollum
30 May 2005, 00:31
how do you pleed?
Not guilty, your Honour.
Gaandalf
30 May 2005, 21:52
I object to this witness being called at this time.
Sm�agol-Gollum
30 May 2005, 23:45
over rulled
GhitzaCartitza
31 May 2005, 08:41
I didn't mean to cut his head off. It was an accident!
Longshot
31 May 2005, 08:49
dad? daddy? noooo
Sm�agol-Gollum
31 May 2005, 20:23
yeah right! do you think i'm buying all this bullcrap?
GhitzaCartitza
01 Jun 2005, 23:42
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back...! Nice Ass!!!
Longshot
02 Jun 2005, 20:37
nice ass. no interviews.
Bulumulu
03 Jun 2005, 16:37
no interviews, just interaction
Sm�agol-Gollum
03 Jun 2005, 17:29
interaction with what?
Longshot
03 Jun 2005, 19:56
beer man. beer
GhitzaCartitza
03 Jun 2005, 23:14
Here we go again with the alcohol :shock: !
Longshot
04 Jun 2005, 07:51
yeah. intravenos de data asta
ca mireasa-i fata mare
intre dejte la picioare
:P
Sm�agol-Gollum
04 Jun 2005, 10:25
shiver mi timbers, mates
GhitzaCartitza
05 Jun 2005, 10:33
Knock Yourself Out
Sm�agol-Gollum
05 Jun 2005, 20:56
ok..[POW] :D
Longshot
05 Jun 2005, 20:58
my shiver just timbered
Sm�agol-Gollum
05 Jun 2005, 20:59
then UNtimbet them...
obvious
06 Jun 2005, 09:11
slowly UNclujjing.
Gaandalf
06 Jun 2005, 14:47
and in my clutches
Longshot
06 Jun 2005, 15:50
multilanguage menu
Sm�agol-Gollum
06 Jun 2005, 17:34
ah, god damnit...u spoilt everything :)
Longshot
06 Jun 2005, 17:36
agent de glazurare bah
Nightwane
06 Jun 2005, 17:38
when i think about you i touch myself :lol:
Sm�agol-Gollum
06 Jun 2005, 17:44
when i think of you touching yourself, i...well, you get the point :D
Nightwane
06 Jun 2005, 19:14
i don't. sexplain, please.
Sm�agol-Gollum
07 Jun 2005, 15:42
do you want pictures with that?.. :)
Nightwane
07 Jun 2005, 17:58
yes, please.
Gaandalf
09 Jun 2005, 00:54
drop ur pants then
Sm�agol-Gollum
09 Jun 2005, 14:28
wait..let me get a magnifying glass first... :P
Sm�agol-Gollum
12 Jun 2005, 19:03
ce ati patit ma? ati murit cu totii?.. :?
Longshot
12 Jun 2005, 19:09
yeah. im a ghost now. i love you molly
Candy Cane
13 Jun 2005, 02:58
da,la primile pagini se respecta regula jocului,pana aici s-au pierdut toate. :lol:
Pitbull
13 Jun 2005, 03:00
Cautä si-ai sä gäsesti,
Zânisoarä din povesti! ;)
Longshot
13 Jun 2005, 07:52
selling magic wand. rog seriozitate.
Bulumulu
13 Jun 2005, 13:17
i got a pretty used up princess here for a change..
obvious
13 Jun 2005, 14:16
yup...si ca tot ne treziram la trade.anyone interested in a burnt-out aura?
some unexpectedly recuperating dwarves?
Sm�agol-Gollum
13 Jun 2005, 17:34
naaa...i have those...give me something more interesting..
Longshot
13 Jun 2005, 17:59
io unu' m-as baga la aura aia. does it come in balloons?
Pitbull
13 Jun 2005, 18:23
anyone interested in a burnt-out aura?
Let me see it and we might have a deal. Offering some ancient karmic debts for trade, dating from the 1500s and 1900s. Negotiable. Request to have my staff in attendance: Guardian Angel, two pitbull she-dogs, personal astrologist, lawyer, default chiromancer, regional M.P., occult consultant, shrink, astral chief accountant, district counsellor, home spiritualist medium, family doctor, head phrenologist, local sheriff deputy, neighborhood necromancer, on duty fireman, and the media.
Gaandalf
13 Jun 2005, 23:09
let's all join hands and yawn at 3 & counting ...
Sm�agol-Gollum
14 Jun 2005, 15:24
i've lost my 2-headed cobra...has anyone seen it?..
Longshot
14 Jun 2005, 15:59
pumping gas silhouettes
Sm�agol-Gollum
14 Jun 2005, 21:09
what's that, preciousssss....?
Longshot
14 Jun 2005, 21:14
chestia aia gen inspectie fiscala dar mai bashtana
Sm�agol-Gollum
14 Jun 2005, 21:38
oh, ok....[yelling in the backround: hide everything,hide everything]
Sm�agol-Gollum
17 Jun 2005, 07:25
c'mon people...my goal is to reach 100...
Longshot
17 Jun 2005, 14:18
virtual makeover part 7
p.s.
frate nu poti sa fortezi asa elucubratiile astea
ele tre' sa vina din suflet. altfel nu merge
Sm�agol-Gollum
17 Jun 2005, 16:20
i have no soul..i am a soulless person.. :(
Sm�agol-Gollum
17 Jun 2005, 21:24
ca sa nu mai fac un alt topic, am sa va intreb aici...so, what's your favorite beer? :P asa ca sa stiu si eu ce mai bea lumea buna :) si ca sa stiti, my favorite beer is heineken 8)
Longshot
17 Jun 2005, 22:12
heiny, stella, tuborg
sticla, halba, cutie
Nightwane
18 Jun 2005, 13:23
Pilsner Urquell si ®laty Ba¾ant ;)
Longshot
18 Jun 2005, 13:29
Pilsner Urquell neah
Kru¹ovice can have my money anytime
obvious
21 Jun 2005, 09:59
drak.tot cz.
trece lebedele-n zare...
Pitbull
21 Jun 2005, 17:46
valurile välureste
malurile mälureste
salcia duios sopteste
nici o masä färä peste
Alex Leo Serban
21 Jun 2005, 17:52
nothing beats a good guinness :P
well, sometimes leffe...
& hoegaarden when i feel like joking with myself ;)
Nightwane
21 Jun 2005, 17:54
cocoloºîncur
tailgunner
21 Jun 2005, 18:29
Smithwicks
Staropramen.
good beer in the morning, believe me. still nothing beats the good old absinth-bottle under the bed.
my absolute retiry is in sight.
Pitbull
22 Jun 2005, 05:27
Tararabumbiri
Harababumbiri
Andreea Bibiri
Andersson Bibi
Andersson Roy,
Oy oy oy...!
Transtrav pané cu salatä de amfore sodomizate.
Nightwane
22 Jun 2005, 13:11
i like to mange le merde
i've got stains in my beard
the merde from the couchon
i'll rape it all night long
:huh: :huh: :huh:
Pitbull
22 Jun 2005, 18:05
au reentendre mes parents
au regoûter mes amants
au reodorer mes collègues
au repalper mes connaissances
au reequilibrer mes voisins
obvious
23 Jun 2005, 16:14
a la mierda...
Pitbull
23 Jun 2005, 23:41
maldito cabron
Nightwane
24 Jun 2005, 07:01
bajate a la pila
Leonard
24 Jun 2005, 10:53
alip alla etajab
obvious
24 Jun 2005, 11:39
agarrando.
Sm�agol-Gollum
24 Jun 2005, 21:29
ce e ma cu italiana asta, a?.. :?
obvious
25 Jun 2005, 15:11
lost for words.
Pitbull
25 Jun 2005, 16:08
obviously lost
subtillement trouvé
let him who hath understanding, reckon the number of the beast
GhitzaCartitza
25 Jun 2005, 20:33
Rain in Spain
Pitbull
26 Jun 2005, 00:05
Stays Mainly in the Plain
Nightwane
26 Jun 2005, 09:02
She sells
GhitzaCartitza
26 Jun 2005, 09:30
Oh... era sa uit. Cea mai buna bere e CORONA!
Sm�agol-Gollum
26 Jun 2005, 10:00
she sells sea shells on the sea shore :D
Nightwane
26 Jun 2005, 10:20
repeat after me: i face the bully at three. repeat.
Sm�agol-Gollum
26 Jun 2005, 10:34
i'm going to kill myself at three.. :shock:
Pitbull
26 Jun 2005, 17:47
she sells sea shells on the sea shore :D
Pronuntati REPEDE si färä sä vi se-mpulece limba-n gurä:
HE THRUSTS HIS FISTS AGAINST THE POSTS
AND STILL INSISTS HE SEES THE GHOSTS.
(Un premiu pentru cine stie de unde e!)
Sm�agol-Gollum
26 Jun 2005, 18:08
uh..uh..i know, i know! e din unul dintre cele mai bune filme horror pe care le-am vazut vreodata, si anume: "It"!
Longshot
26 Jun 2005, 18:16
give this man a cupie doll
Pitbull
26 Jun 2005, 18:28
uh..uh..i know, i know! e din unul dintre cele mai bune filme horror pe care le-am vazut vreodata, si anume: "It"!
And the prize goes to...
Sméagol-GOLLUM!!!
A copy of the Romanian edition of "IT", ("Orasul bântuIT") NEMIRA 1997, Translated by Mihnea Columbeanu.
Contact me by m.p. or phone to collect!
Longshot
26 Jun 2005, 18:34
*rounds of applause*
*chicks screaming "smeagol, do me next" *
Sm�agol-Gollum
26 Jun 2005, 18:38
*rounds of applause*
*chicks screaming "smeagol, do me next" *
:lol: :lol:
A copy of the Romanian edition of "IT", ("Orasul bântuIT") NEMIRA 1997, Translated by Mihnea Columbeanu.
Contact me by m.p. or phone to collect!
r u serious?.. :)
Pitbull
26 Jun 2005, 19:18
As serious as it gets! The book is HERE, I already pulled it out from the shelf, it's WAITING for you. I wouldn't joke with such stuff!
As I said, phone-call or p.m. (as for "private message", not "dick mine"), for collect!
GhitzaCartitza
28 Jun 2005, 16:16
What happened with: Let's reach 100!? :huh:
Are you all gone? I'm all alone in this univers :(( ?
Sm�agol-Gollum
28 Jun 2005, 20:09
u are not alone..there is alien life :?
Longshot
28 Jun 2005, 20:45
take me to your leader
GhitzaCartitza
29 Jun 2005, 07:18
I come in peace!
Please ignore the RPG and the flare gun. The body armour is just a protection from mosquitos. I appreciate if you didn't make any sudden moves...
Did I tell you that I come in peace?
Sm�agol-Gollum
29 Jun 2005, 10:30
[aliens shooting everybody]...oh..i'm sorry, i'm sorry...we thought you meant you came in pieces.. :?
GhitzaCartitza
29 Jun 2005, 16:05
That's OK. I brought my reserve parts.
Sm�agol-Gollum
29 Jun 2005, 16:17
u mean these parts?... :?
GhitzaCartitza
29 Jun 2005, 16:20
No. The 1000 giant battle cruisers will land soon... Oh there they are!
Sm�agol-Gollum
29 Jun 2005, 16:30
i think you forgot about our trilion mecha-motherships... :shock:
Longshot
29 Jun 2005, 16:32
u-k. i got my pepper spray in the backpack right next to my spare underwear
Sm�agol-Gollum
29 Jun 2005, 17:27
oh s.hit...underwear...RETREAT!!!
GhitzaCartitza
29 Jun 2005, 20:58
This is nothing compare to our used socks...
Told you we came prepared.
Cinemania
30 Jun 2005, 03:06
get the fuckout of here, you stenching filthy gollums
Sm�agol-Gollum
30 Jun 2005, 07:29
oh yeah?..oh yeah?...say that to my face p.ussy!
GhitzaCartitza
30 Jun 2005, 09:45
Noooooo! Don't push the RED BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cinemania
30 Jun 2005, 10:33
you sneaky f.ucking russian...get out of my laboratory!
GhitzaCartitza
30 Jun 2005, 10:40
Dee Dee is a sneaky f.ucking russian :huh: ???
Cinemania
30 Jun 2005, 15:02
Dexter did it....I swear
Sm�agol-Gollum
30 Jun 2005, 17:56
you swear on what?..
Cinemania
01 Jul 2005, 00:27
on a fart
GhitzaCartitza
01 Jul 2005, 08:16
Weapons of mass distruction! :hmm:
Nightwane
01 Jul 2005, 08:36
Rocco's True Anal Stories
Cinemania
01 Jul 2005, 14:45
A very long dickgagement...
Longshot
01 Jul 2005, 15:49
bubble-yum
Sm�agol-Gollum
01 Jul 2005, 17:00
dragonmoon hetai
GhitzaCartitza
03 Jul 2005, 09:56
Get it poppin'!
Sm�agol-Gollum
03 Jul 2005, 10:34
mary poppins
Cinemania
03 Jul 2005, 13:52
mary fuking poppins=England!
Sm�agol-Gollum
03 Jul 2005, 16:24
england=fag
Nightwane
03 Jul 2005, 16:36
fag = cigarette ;)
Sm�agol-Gollum
03 Jul 2005, 16:50
cigarette = tabacco
Cinemania
03 Jul 2005, 21:25
cigarette...coffee
Longshot
03 Jul 2005, 21:28
tesla coil
Pitbull
04 Jul 2005, 01:10
cigarette not good
cigarette very bad
cigarette däunez grav sanity
(Missirruppi)
Cinemania
04 Jul 2005, 06:55
at the edge of sanity...we sometimes are
Nightwane
04 Jul 2005, 14:26
feet smell my sometimes
Longshot
04 Jul 2005, 15:55
barricaded in a motel with twelve shotguns
GhitzaCartitza
04 Jul 2005, 16:16
Why in a motel and not in a bunker?
Why twelve and not a hundred?
Why shotguns and not laser guns?
Why you and not us :shock: ?
Cinemania
04 Jul 2005, 16:50
why, why, why...why so many whys??? :?
Because life is a big WHY...
Longshot
04 Jul 2005, 17:06
unless you're shroomin'
shroomin' ???
Sometimes is good to speek your own language...
Sm�agol-Gollum
05 Jul 2005, 08:56
lovaduck
Longshot
05 Jul 2005, 10:21
emilio estevez
voltzawaghenizbitînzid - ya ya
Cinemania
05 Jul 2005, 15:13
Schweinehund
GhitzaCartitza
05 Jul 2005, 16:13
Suky Suky
Sm�agol-Gollum
06 Jul 2005, 08:54
you die..you die and go to hell
Cinemania
06 Jul 2005, 09:34
We can't. Not alone.
GhitzaCartitza
06 Jul 2005, 13:51
I' just visiting my father, Lucifer. Maybe you heard of him...
Cinemania
06 Jul 2005, 14:26
Lucifer incestus
Sm�agol-Gollum
06 Jul 2005, 23:05
incest..uhh...
Sm�agol-Gollum
08 Jul 2005, 20:05
oh look...lancelot has come to my rescue!
lancelot camelot science fiction
Sm�agol-Gollum
08 Jul 2005, 20:31
nop..it's not science fiction..it's the real s.hit
Longshot
08 Jul 2005, 22:06
yeah...spleosc and stuff
Cinemania
09 Jul 2005, 00:25
prin stuff-ariile din Delta
Sm�agol-Gollum
10 Jul 2005, 15:33
implantat unde?!... :?
Cinemania
10 Jul 2005, 18:31
in kiur
Longshot
11 Jul 2005, 07:08
pedichiura 101
Pitbull
11 Jul 2005, 07:30
Enciclopedichiuretaj
Cinemania
11 Jul 2005, 10:20
Enciclopedichiuretajera
Longshot
11 Jul 2005, 10:24
pseudoenciclopedichiuretajera
GhitzaCartitza
11 Jul 2005, 13:01
Bibistrocel crocobazdugat
Longshot
12 Jul 2005, 07:24
piept de curca tocat marunt
Sm�agol-Gollum
12 Jul 2005, 09:22
ficat de oaie la gratar
Pitbull
12 Jul 2005, 09:54
fudulii de tap peripatetic cu salatä de verzisori aläturea
cade greu la burdihan, da' meritä
Gaandalf
12 Jul 2005, 11:38
merita un carnat pe ceafa
sandokan
12 Jul 2005, 11:54
Eu as manca niste salata orientata spre sud si niste rabdari prajite mai asteapta o ora
:)
Cinemania
12 Jul 2005, 14:14
fomist, ceva?
Gaandalf
12 Jul 2005, 14:40
NU- DOAR TE ALBESTE LA COAIE!
Cinemania
12 Jul 2005, 15:02
NU- DOAR TE ALBESTE LA c****!
cu ce? :D
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