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Longshot
14 Apr 2005, 19:53
asta zice si personalitatea mea nr. 2 dar aia nou dezvoltata (nr. 3 ca-n parazitii) ii tot da in cap. prima e out cold de la bere.
Sm�agol-Gollum
14 Apr 2005, 20:58
facking sociopath...
Petrecere la spitalul de nebuni...toata lumea sa fie acolo in 5 min... :lol:
now, now kids... everybody needs a shag in the mornin'.
Longshot
15 Apr 2005, 07:41
evident. dar la spit de nebuni sunt si femei.
Sm�agol-Gollum
15 Apr 2005, 21:01
alea's femei?!?! :w00t:
Longshot
16 Apr 2005, 07:40
hell...i da know. tre' sa le sara doaga si la tipe mai marfa nu?
bleah.ugly chicks
Not necesary...but they are nuts...
Longshot
16 Apr 2005, 08:33
i'm a peanut
Sm�agol-Gollum
16 Apr 2005, 19:00
fiesta de la noche
Longshot
17 Apr 2005, 07:51
taco bell
Longshot
17 Apr 2005, 19:14
la bord just beer. si vin. cu ceva sarmale.
i'm sorry for all i did wrong... really.
Longshot
17 Apr 2005, 20:04
wrong way. full throttle
yeah... wrong way... she's run away.
Longshot
17 Apr 2005, 20:13
mai sunt pesti in lac
mda sigur... stridii, cand eu de fapt caut o balena... riiiiiight.
Longshot
17 Apr 2005, 20:30
ahem...well, imi pare rau capitane ahab. keep walking.
Sm�agol-Gollum
17 Apr 2005, 20:35
johnny walker....keep walking
Longshot
17 Apr 2005, 20:38
bautura asta...ceai de menta anyone?
Sm�agol-Gollum
17 Apr 2005, 20:50
how'bout jack daniels?
Longshot
17 Apr 2005, 20:55
been there done that. acu' dreg greatza cu o ciorba
people? didn't you learn from the tovarashe, that alcool ain't the answer to our problems? if i'd done that, i'd be dead by now....
Bulumulu
18 Apr 2005, 02:13
don't worry work in progress
don't worry.there's no sugar :P
Longshot
18 Apr 2005, 07:07
to the a-ir-port
obvious
18 Apr 2005, 11:58
but you can just ask for jack.
wrongwaynoway.
Bulumulu
18 Apr 2005, 15:22
ask for the f@cking oitza group
Longshot
18 Apr 2005, 15:59
aim za big bad wolf
Sm�agol-Gollum
18 Apr 2005, 21:10
wat za fac ar iu toking abaut? :lol: ce belea!!
ve talc of bic singz.... ve smart piple.
Longshot
19 Apr 2005, 12:42
smart and slic. cam cec as aut.
Bulumulu
19 Apr 2005, 13:52
cum iu ful!
tudai vi sed.... bed dai.
Voltzvagen izbit in zid...
Sm�agol-Gollum
19 Apr 2005, 20:57
luftvaffe
Sm�agol-Gollum
19 Apr 2005, 21:18
natzi fack
national-sozialistische-ideologie, mit einer leicht gewaltaetigen uebertragung auf das dasein jedlichen lebensformen auf der oberflache eines recht blauen planetes in einem sonnensystemes, welches irgendwo im weltall schwirrt...
cu alte cuvinte: brownies-krieg
Sm�agol-Gollum
19 Apr 2005, 21:26
what hte hell did you just say?
:(( no body understands me :(( no one likes me :(( i feel soooo alone :((
:(( no body understands me :(( no one likes me :(( i feel soooo alone :((
idem... :lol: :w00t: :(( :((
Longshot
20 Apr 2005, 07:34
true and ice-cream
Bulumulu
20 Apr 2005, 16:38
i scream
Longshot
20 Apr 2005, 18:20
i have no mouth and i must scream
Longshot
20 Apr 2005, 18:36
well, that's your area of expertise :P
Bulumulu
20 Apr 2005, 18:37
a warm summer evening on a bright hill at 17.48, beneath the shades of an old oak tree..., with sweet sounds caressing my soul...
and though the sound of birds smoothen in delight of my soul, and the wind carries the sweet smell of flowers, i look inside of me, and discover that nothing i do is made of life...
Longshot
20 Apr 2005, 18:45
and only after the sound of the birds has gone, and the wind started to blow heavily, i found myself lost and alone, pondering with the passing of each minute, the choices that i made, and how the past won't let go of me.
Bulumulu
20 Apr 2005, 18:56
and as the past reentered my soul shifting away from eternity, i lowered my hat and opened my eyes seeking tomorrow
Longshot
20 Apr 2005, 19:02
tommorow, though, looked grim indeed and after a few slow steps i became nauseous. i stopped for a quick breath of cool night air and i realised what should have been my first question since the beggining of the evening : where the f*** is my left arm?
Sm�agol-Gollum
20 Apr 2005, 21:08
ce faceti ba aicea? compuneri?
da,compuneri...
after discovering that i had lost the helping tool of every-day's life, i seemed never to be same again... and yet, the past feelings that i had went through the previous day sticked like a a wet leaf to to the ground of my concious, and i asked, how a human can undergo such strage happenings of the soul, and yet being confronted with the physical harm fo reality...?
Longshot
21 Apr 2005, 07:54
but it was too late and too cold so nobody answered. grabbed my backpack with the only functional arm i had left and started to walk. slowly, as i passed over the falling leaves, the clouds broke and a hot summer rain started to pour down on me. and as the purifying water from above made its way through, soaking me, i made my decision : i would find the ones responsible for this, and make them suffer, as i did.
Bulumulu
21 Apr 2005, 10:48
as vengeance animated me to walk and forget the misfortunes of the previous days, my right arm felt a need for sexuality too long enclosed beneath the stone carapace of my breast, my head began to ache and i felt a sudden and irremediable urge to conquer and maintain supremacy over my body
apartamentu104
21 Apr 2005, 13:03
deci ai inceput sa o dai in laba....sau cum?
Longshot
21 Apr 2005, 13:31
:lol: nu in laba. doar din cola in fanta.
Bulumulu
21 Apr 2005, 14:35
8)
and as the sky turned creamy and my eyes got blurry i finally accomplished my task of freeing my thoughts into the aether, disssapearing forth beneath the bright horizon, i finally came to know the meaning of inner fulfilment, never granted by vengeance or scorn but by mankind itself
Longshot
21 Apr 2005, 16:02
'twas morning when i arrived home, after my little schizoid episode in the park. faced with the difficulties of taking out the key from my backpack with only one arm, i wondered if it is really worth it. soon though, the prospect of a bubble bath and sucombing to the delights that only the purest of heavenly nectars, the wine, has to offer, helped me make my decision.
Bulumulu
21 Apr 2005, 17:17
after my little schizoid episode in the park... :lol: :lol: :lol:
i pushed the door back a little, by popular demand, and stepped in. a vaguely lit corridor and an empty bottle greeted my arrival in silence. as i proceeded further, causing the dust to emerge and rise from the floor behind me, anger rose, for i was mistaken by myself.
Sm�agol-Gollum
21 Apr 2005, 21:31
this is f*ucked up right here
pre lungi asociatile.ma plictis sa le citesc :P
Longshot
22 Apr 2005, 07:37
fine. here : pussy
Bulumulu
22 Apr 2005, 14:33
Beyond the simplicity of 5 letters, popular interest reveals its hideous face
Sm�agol-Gollum
22 Apr 2005, 20:52
turbovampiregryzzlybellydancer
Kwisatz
22 Apr 2005, 20:53
si daca as intelege si eu de ce nu imi arata poza ce bine ar fi!
Sm�agol-Gollum
22 Apr 2005, 21:04
dar eu iti vad poza...e un patrat alb cu un x rosu...
Kwisatz
22 Apr 2005, 21:16
un patrat cu un X no more!! Acum mi-am aratat adevarata fata!
visions and illusions... nothing but smoke and dust in the shadow of the mind.
Bulumulu
23 Apr 2005, 00:54
and as the shadow part before light, dust vanishes into nothing more than a memory...
Longshot
23 Apr 2005, 07:21
what, like RAM?
yet memories whirl in the eternal space of the human percieving, and may return, whenever the time is right.
History doesn't repeat itself - at best it sometimes rhymes (Mark Twain)
The past may not repeat itself, but it sure does rhyme (Mark Twain)
Who do you agree with? Mark Twain or Mark Twain?
Sm�agol-Gollum
23 Apr 2005, 21:38
u agree with me!
Here's something I totally agree with...
It's so nice
to wake up in the morning
all alone
and not have to tell somebody
you love them
when you don't love them
any more.
(Love Poem - Richard Brautigan)
ohhhh... there are peolpe among us, who know how to feel... niiiice.
Longshot
24 Apr 2005, 17:12
hey, i know how to feel too. drunk, e drept, dar hey.
You may rezoloot till the cows come home.
(World of Quotes - John Hay)
Longshot
24 Apr 2005, 17:22
yeah but the bell on their neck ding-dongs too much
(asociatii diverse - longshot :D )
kurt vonnegut.... this is pretty impressive over here... asociatii...diverse :D
Sm�agol-Gollum
24 Apr 2005, 22:19
diverse asociatiuni
Longshot
25 Apr 2005, 09:42
obligatiuni diverse
examen la drept civil - teoria generala a obligatiilor - 7 iulie 2005
traume...
Longshot
25 Apr 2005, 16:24
neah. d.p.i. -ul e mult mai nashpa
"To view and purchase NASPA (National Association of Student Personnel
Administrators) publications, select from categories on the left
column"... :)
application-deadline for FAMU, 30. 04. 2005... hurry up.
Sm�agol-Gollum
25 Apr 2005, 20:58
what's FAMU, precioussss?
to be exact:
Filmova a Televizni Fakulta Akademie Muzickych Umeny.
Longshot
26 Apr 2005, 19:28
ce-ti doresc io tie
Wishing and hoping and
thinking and praying,
planning and dreaming
each night of his charms...
That won't get you into his arms!
(Dusty Springfield - My Best Friend's Wedding - soundtrack)
Longshot
26 Apr 2005, 21:07
fine. ill stop picking my nose then.
Sm�agol-Gollum
26 Apr 2005, 21:12
hopa...ati dat-o pe soundtrackuri. :?
i love to love,
but my baby just loves to dance, loves to dance (etc.)...
:oops:
Longshot
27 Apr 2005, 07:09
need any help lifting your car? ask for joe
(Joe Black) Can do no right by people. I com' to take you you want to stay - I leave you stay, you want to go.
Sm�agol-Gollum
27 Apr 2005, 21:32
It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
Longshot
27 Apr 2005, 21:41
explozie demografica. pow !
Sm�agol-Gollum
27 Apr 2005, 21:47
knock knock
Longshot
27 Apr 2005, 21:52
who's there?
open up... it's the turbovampiregrizzlyeasterbunny!
Longshot
28 Apr 2005, 06:46
is it? what's the password?
Longshot
28 Apr 2005, 15:35
mie mi s pare fun. cum zicea si smeagol la un moment dat, chiar daca postam putini pe aici (5-6), daca il stergi, o sa apara altu' cu un topic la fel ca asta. si oricum, la orice thread care apare pe site se vb on-topic vreo 2-3 pagini dupa care se ajunge la texte care ar avea locul la "in suturi" sau aici la "diverse"
acuma insa, nu vreau sa stau in calea progresului...se se pronunte si restul care o mai ard pe aici
e super ok topicu'...
am umplut deja 75 de pagini de diverse aberatii, record pe cinemagia, nu?
lasa-ne sa ne distram.
Sm�agol-Gollum
28 Apr 2005, 21:14
is it? what's the password?
tha password is "raptor" :D
Longshot
29 Apr 2005, 07:37
cool. thought it was "bacon" (vezi sp : bl&u)
Sm�agol-Gollum
29 Apr 2005, 21:20
bacon?! nooo...u have been given false information...
Longshot
29 Apr 2005, 22:17
no punch and pie then?
Sm�agol-Gollum
30 Apr 2005, 13:28
nop..so sorry...how'bout some milk and cookies?
Longshot
01 May 2005, 21:30
lapte. da' sa fie cu nesquik ca altfel ma supar.
lapte. da' sa fie cu nesquik ca altfel ma supar.
cangur
obvious
02 May 2005, 01:52
cataplasma
Pitbull
02 May 2005, 02:10
câtä plasmä?
obvious
02 May 2005, 03:22
plasma-mi-te, se facea caci...
Longshot
02 May 2005, 08:00
tera-plasma
obvious
02 May 2005, 20:41
say whatta?
Longshot
02 May 2005, 20:43
alotta fagina
GhitzaCartitza
02 May 2005, 22:00
a lot of alotta
Sm�agol-Gollum
02 May 2005, 22:27
alotta, my ass
Longshot
03 May 2005, 06:59
alotta her ass
GhitzaCartitza
03 May 2005, 10:36
ca lot a ass flat
Longshot
03 May 2005, 20:40
bee flat
Sm�agol-Gollum
03 May 2005, 20:54
B U
Longshot
03 May 2005, 21:35
B me
Longshot
03 May 2005, 21:39
peeee peeee
Bulumulu
04 May 2005, 02:22
ma pee pi nivelu asta
GhitzaCartitza
04 May 2005, 08:21
Don't worry! Ther's no sugar!
hmmm, coffee without sugar in the morning...
apartamentu104
04 May 2005, 20:45
some milk??
Sm�agol-Gollum
04 May 2005, 21:23
no, no..it's: got milk?
Longshot
04 May 2005, 21:41
breast milk or cow milk?
Sm�agol-Gollum
04 May 2005, 21:44
what do you think? breast, of course...
Longshot
04 May 2005, 21:51
be very, very quiet. im hunting wabbits. (and breasts)
hey, when did the sun go down?
apartamentu104
05 May 2005, 01:24
this evening
GhitzaCartitza
05 May 2005, 08:12
It must be around here! Poate l-a impuscat Longshot in timp ce vana iepuri. Si i-am zis ca iepurii nu zboara! Si nici nu lumineaza!
Longshot
05 May 2005, 08:18
la dracu'. acuma iar ma ia bugs la perpulis ca l-am ratat.
aim for the knees the next time... ;)
apartamentu104
05 May 2005, 14:14
knees shot :w00t:
obvious
05 May 2005, 16:52
heeeeeeeeeeeey..i invented the kneecap shot...copyright alert! i'ma sue yer asses...
violation of copyrights is restricted to violent actions upon the violator... 8)
Longshot
05 May 2005, 17:42
i-auzi mah. si-o tras careva brevet de la osim pt kneecap shot? ... thought so
GhitzaCartitza
05 May 2005, 17:46
Bang! Bang!
- I'll get you! You cueizy uabbit! You made me shut down the sun!
Bang! Bang! Bang!
(Trebuie sa trec peste asta, dar nu ma pot opri :D )
Longshot
05 May 2005, 17:48
no, elmer, dooon't fiir... (sound of ripped apart bone as bullet passes through)
get over it brother...
we are violating the right of violation of the violent violator in out urge to violate the wabbit.
GhitzaCartitza
05 May 2005, 18:30
Help! I've just been violated! :o
Nightwane
05 May 2005, 21:10
rape me you cocksucking midget!!!
Sm�agol-Gollum
05 May 2005, 21:14
Viol! Viol! Nu sariti ca-mi place!
Longshot
06 May 2005, 07:03
relax, nu sarim
GhitzaCartitza
06 May 2005, 11:52
relax, nu sarim
Participam!
Longshot
06 May 2005, 11:57
corect. facem un co-autorat. luam 15-20 da' ce p*** mea...
a venit nightwane !!! :w00t:
Nightwane
06 May 2005, 16:07
a venit ciclu' !!! :w00t:
notorious
06 May 2005, 19:03
yeah, choose your poisons...
Sm�agol-Gollum
06 May 2005, 21:36
avand in vedere unele "amenintari" ( :? ) luati de aici something about movies: "Hell wants him. Heaven won't take him. Earth needs him." - Constantine
notorious
07 May 2005, 19:53
nu e nici o amenintare, ci doar o exteriorizare a sentimentelor. :P nightwane este baiat simpatic, glumet, agreabil, dar daca vine vorba de treburi serioase...[/quote]
nightwane my darling, how are y0u?
Sm�agol-Gollum
08 May 2005, 21:45
pai am pus amenintari in ghilimele.... :D
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on topic: why do you ask?
Longshot
08 May 2005, 22:46
hell man. forgot them shades
sa-ti povestesc despre umbra care castiga peretii
cand se aprinde lampa...
Longshot
09 May 2005, 13:48
pray tell pally
food... hunger... cigs... smoke... air... loneliness.
Nightwane
09 May 2005, 19:19
Joe D'amato-esque sugar plum hyper nonsense penian implantation with rainbow-colored bunnies and mutant fecal babies with post-coitum puss supurating the sperm of the undead while bonking a digitally brainwashed meat puppet that cumshots with a crowbar.
GhitzaCartitza
09 May 2005, 19:24
Buffering life ...99%...100%
PLAY
Longshot
09 May 2005, 19:29
la mine a aparut ecranu' albastru
Nightwane
09 May 2005, 19:32
Paedophiliac Kiri kiri Vaginal Scissors Infestation!
Sm�agol-Gollum
09 May 2005, 21:27
i'm afraid so...i think we have to amputate
Nightwane
09 May 2005, 21:31
MOOOSURAAA!!! GOOOJIRAAA!!!
Sm�agol-Gollum
09 May 2005, 21:38
what the hell are you babling about?
Nightwane
09 May 2005, 21:40
about Mothra and Godzilla you illiterate midget. :sleep:
Sm�agol-Gollum
09 May 2005, 21:43
in your face
Nightwane
09 May 2005, 21:46
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaasta-seara sunt fierbinteeeeeee siiiiiiiii nu vreau sa fiu cuminteeeeeeeeee
it's warm and cosy in our neighbourhood.
Longshot
10 May 2005, 07:17
we have dandruff too
try to fight them with your inner strenght... may the force be with you.
Nightwane
10 May 2005, 16:39
Ginipiggu
Bulumulu
10 May 2005, 17:44
djinnipiggi with'u ma'aaaam
Nightwane
10 May 2005, 17:55
Gamera - Master of the universe
Bulumulu
10 May 2005, 18:06
whoa...!! the jelly banana monster!
Longshot
10 May 2005, 19:16
neamu' ghettodac mai degraba
Sm�agol-Gollum
10 May 2005, 21:18
in the ghetto, in the ghetto....
Longshot
10 May 2005, 22:04
love me tender
Nightwane
10 May 2005, 22:07
Profondo Rosso
Gaandalf
10 May 2005, 22:27
e anche profondo grosso
Longshot
11 May 2005, 19:21
groasa rau
Sm�agol-Gollum
11 May 2005, 20:58
lasa ca e bun asa
notorious
11 May 2005, 21:51
cartofi pai :P :lol:
Denis_stelistu
11 May 2005, 21:57
Fara suparare,vreau sa inteleg si eu acest subiect.
Nightwane
11 May 2005, 22:09
splatter farm
Denis_stelistu
11 May 2005, 22:15
Ferma lipaita(nu sunt sigur.
be a man: beat the shit out of her!
Gaandalf
12 May 2005, 02:31
:sick: :sleep: sa te shtie de al dracu'
Longshot
12 May 2005, 08:01
shocking abuse of authority
Bulumulu
12 May 2005, 10:17
manhood reloaded
Bulumulu
12 May 2005, 12:32
bataye overload
Bulumulu
12 May 2005, 13:01
stripped piranhas in a jar full of naked-butted monkeys
hmmmm, this is a tricky one...
thanks giving-day?
Bulumulu
12 May 2005, 13:04
no... birthday present
for whom? the monkey, or your sick brain?
Bulumulu
12 May 2005, 13:20
piranhas or monkeys.. your choice....
funny i never thought of such a present for monkeys myself...
respect :D
ask the fuzzy monkey... he recieved a lot of presents from us in past-times... hhehehe
Sm�agol-Gollum
12 May 2005, 21:11
Fara suparare,vreau sa inteleg si eu acest subiect.
pai citeste si tu primul post....
keep on going man... no time to lose... the fuzzy monkeys need to be maltreated...
Longshot
13 May 2005, 12:59
forgot about the FMGPP* haven'tcha?
*- fuzzy monkeys government protection program
Gaandalf
13 May 2005, 17:30
fuzzy monkey ? is that back ? noooo!
this one's worst than the ROSSOTRON!
Nightwane
13 May 2005, 20:27
monkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymo nkey
monkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymo nkey
monkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymo nkey
monkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymo nkey
monkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymo nkey
monkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymo nkey
monkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymo nkey
monkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymo nkey
Sm�agol-Gollum
14 May 2005, 10:39
go suck a lolipop :D
obvious
14 May 2005, 10:52
or a doorknob, whichever comes first..
Sm�agol-Gollum
14 May 2005, 11:03
ugh...i like it rough...
huh? and i thought i was agressive.
need a shrink? i've got connections.
Nightwane
14 May 2005, 14:31
Uramiiiiiiii buuuuuuuushiiiiiiii
have fun tonight... sa-mi povestesti, da nightwane?
Nightwane
14 May 2005, 14:38
oh england my lionheart
no man, oh la france, my vive
Nightwane
14 May 2005, 14:43
Cumshot Fiesta!!! Ay-ay-ay-aaaaaay!
are you watching Discovery again? i told them: monkey-documentaries make poeple think differntly.
Sm�agol-Gollum
14 May 2005, 15:22
be vehry vehry quiet! i'm hunting monkeys! hehehehe.... :P
GhitzaCartitza
14 May 2005, 20:33
Everybody! Do the monkey dance!
Sm�agol-Gollum
14 May 2005, 21:36
:lol: chiar am uitat de faza asta de cand traduc astia la CN!! :lol:
Nightwane
14 May 2005, 21:43
ABSINTH RULZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
no need to tell me... i've been through the whole row...
Sm�agol-Gollum
15 May 2005, 11:23
and how do you feel?
like i've been having too much frustration in my life.
Longshot
15 May 2005, 16:10
yup. the blunt edge of ... something
Sm�agol-Gollum
15 May 2005, 18:26
uhh....that sucks
Longshot
15 May 2005, 18:29
that blows
Sm�agol-Gollum
15 May 2005, 18:31
it blows up your ass
Longshot
15 May 2005, 18:34
rest assured. you're coming with me, bub
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