Asociatii...diverse

[raptor]

eliberadio.bagamiaspula in radio gorila :sick: .mai bine ascult rractualitati

[Bulumulu]

öpäleöpaälüü i smell patrunjel arising

[raptor]

.cimbru, marar, telina...telina nu.

[Bulumulu]

telina nu pt k are efecte mirifico-magnifice? (magnific k la to magnify)

[raptor]

.e mai bun hreanul.prizezi o doza bunaaaaaaa...bunaaa,bunaaaaa....

[Bulumulu]

...heve you hugged your trauma surgeon today? :lol:

[raptor]

.i kissed his lullaby.

[Nae]

by the way... surgeon and stuff(ies)...

what the fUcK does P.V.C. mean?

patrunjel verde caramelizat?

....hmmmmm, i'm hungry again... someone got a cookie?

[Bulumulu]

pvc - petre, vaci si un cur
mmmh.. negritos mogambos

[Nae]

indeed... midnight brownies again i enjoy.

[raptor]

.enjoy your milka.while it's still violet.

[Nae]

you mean... 'while it's still violent'

Pastrati Violenta Copilariei.

[raptor]

Pentru Vigoarea Campionilor

[ogto]

post vaginist & co. :?

[Nae]

people's vast conditions.

[Alex Leo Serban]

pale vaginist chick

[Bulumulu]

dressed to kill ;)

[raptor]

kill the bill.

[Nae]

probably vaginal cramp!

.... :((

[Bulumulu]

possible vaginal congestion on a killing spree aka scary shit

[Nae]

you should see me naked in the forest, hugging trees... THAT'S scary!

[Bulumulu]

loves of a blonde? where's your tie?? and where's the mr. paduraru?

[Nae]

uuu, film-lover, are we? vazush si tu 3 filme si te dai mare... ia mah, hai, vira.

[Bulumulu]

vezi k ti se raceste espressoul si io-mi vad de highlanderii mei :P bis klaar..

[Nae]

great... s-au mutat toti la 'adevar sau adevaruri'... uuuuu, think you're smart, eh?

[Bulumulu]

mmmh sound of truth qua asociatii is truly deeper and eternal

[Cinemania]

deeper underground shit

[Bulumulu]

riding in circles of deepthought

[Cinemania]

of deepthroat

[Bulumulu]

deepthroat-state-of-art.. thrilll-lll-llling

[GhitzaCartitza]

jenna jameson?

[Nae]

guess she's one of the few on screen who doesn't need necessarily to have the C.U. (p.p. in romana) on her face to get the message right!

admirable!

[raptor]

.bianca beauchamp. you can look her up on the net, if you like. :happy:

[Bulumulu]

margaret thatcher, u can look her up as well :P

[Nae]

ok, ok, i loke this... yeah, i'm really in to this...

hai, thread nou intitulat...:

TOP 100 PEOPLE YOU CAN SEARCH ON THE INTERNET.

hurray, we'll make history!

[Bulumulu]

Ian Kur :lol:

[Nae]

mi-e foame...

time for some cookies de la bunica... yummy. (desi... o ciorba de burta ...hmmm)

[Bulumulu]

cuki fara control sau dresat pt a ucide

[Nae]

si tag-line-ul e: baked to kill...right?

btw... what's all the fuzz with all the james bond shit happening in this place....? stie careva?

[Cinemania]

gettin fuzzy again? :o

[Nae]

hey, i'm fuzzy by default.

[Cinemania]

dances with fuzzy monkeys

[Nae]

hairy, smelly and dirty camp-fire party!

[Nightwane]

I AM THE ONLY FUZZY THING IN THIS WORLD, FOR F-U-C-K'S SAKE!!!

[Nae]

if you wish, so it be...

but then again, i'm fluffy too.

[obvious]

:happy:
and the public goes: aaaaw, how cuuuuuuute...

(applause)

[Nae]

:D

right back to ya. ;)

[Bulumulu]

can't take my eyez off yuuu

[Nae]

and there's rain dropping off my ceiling.

[Bulumulu]

that my friend are tears from my eyes on you.,.. like... giaaant eyeballz aka atlas

[Nae]

and bad memory makes the espresso go cold and untasty....

[Bulumulu]

try deutschcréme :D

[obvious]

Yes, it is i, lottie. the curse of millhaven
I’ve struck horror in the heart of this town
....
I gotta pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming


hihi...(this thing really amuses me).

try cherry mocha... :)

[Bulumulu]

i got a little brain readyu to use it

try [email protected]

[Nae]

hmmm, only german cherry cream, tastes like ... german cherry cream.

[Bulumulu]

[email protected]

[obvious]

thou shalt not pick on nick cave, for he is ..uhm..nick cave...and stuff...

[Bulumulu]

he'll take me to the abattoir to show me loooove

[Nae]

with all the lambs, and sheep... with hair... and curls... and... well, ya know.

[Bulumulu]

with all the pain and suffering... for a juicy steak

[Nae]

i worry more about them plants for the condiments....

[Bulumulu]

i worry about the carricature h5n1-craze, and the stinkin cabbage in my fridge

[raptor]

.refrigerated sauerkraut.

[Nightwane]

Strange Loves of Those Who Live And Love...But Cannot Marry!

ghici de unde e?

[Nae]

de la un necrofil...?

[raptor]

.Phil.Necro Phil.
proasta.gluma proasta.

.aaaa. :huh:

[Nae]

:lol:

totusi am ras... aaaaaaa, imi plac bancuri proaste? :huh:

[raptor]

.might be...and you shoud be proud of it, sonny!...u know, back in the old days, when I was kicking the crap out of the soviets, we had no television...or had we?

[Nae]

berlin rulez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[obvious]

oooh, shut up, s-bahn-boy and let me enjoy my dusty rehearsals and fake oscars received, will ya?

sob sob...

[Nightwane]

let us roll around naked...

[Bulumulu]

sing for a massage ;)

[Nightwane]

Le Fuzzy

[raptor]

.fizzy.

[Bulumulu]

bizy, cred...

[Nae]

will shut up for a massage, ok?... or 5 euro!

[Bulumulu]

i'll make a movie for 5 euro :sleep:

[Nae]

will let my panda dance for 3 euros... and if you gimme 5, he will wear a pink skirt.

[Bulumulu]

i´ll bellydance for free 8)

[Nae]

i'll shave anyway.

[raptor]

.no other way.

[Bulumulu]

green is the way, and it's dancing :shock:

[Nae]

...and fashionable too, i think.

[Bulumulu]

funky moves st.patrick style

[Nae]

the H5N1-walk combined with a double extra caricature-jump landing exactly the position europe looooove... here come the marks: 10 / 8 / 9 / 6 / 9 . it's the gold medal for god's wrath upon mankind, hurray.

[Bulumulu]

:lol:
h5n1-walk in varianta michael jackson - i'm black you're white...

[Nae]

no, no, no... it's that other song with the great move: THRILLER!!! (cu dedicatie speciala)

[Bulumulu]

you know too much :shock:

[Nightwane]

LE FUZZY

[GhitzaCartitza]

fuzzy handcuffs

[Nightwane]

nu te tzupara:

GhitzaPartitza :P

[raptor]

...lol... :P

[Nightwane]

luni sau marti ma fut. cu o japoneza. dupa vreo 2 luni de nimic :P

[raptor]

.a dracului is asiaticele. am cunoscut si eu una. o chema Mai-Left Hand.

[Cinemania]

Nightwane-ule, spune-mi ca a ta e aia suparata din Grudge :D

[obvious]

AAAAAA!! si oscarul merge laaaaaaa!!!!!

[Pitbull]

..........Hedda Gabler!!!!!!!

[obvious]

sa speram...actually, merge la maria hart. (this was some sort of a spoiler...)

[raptor]

.merge ACASA.la Corina Danila!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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simt ca innebunesc din nou... 8)

[BeNnY]

sa speram...actually, merge la maria hart. (this was some sort of a spoiler...)

hm hm. muy esoterique! *evil grin*

[obvious]

boris!!!!!

[raptor]

.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :P aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
.aaaaaaaaaaaaa :lol: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.aaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
.aaaaaaaaaaaaaa :oops: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
.a :w00t: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.aaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
tudddleludddledaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaa

[Cinemania]

gata, iar incepe

[Pitbull]

gata, a si-nceput

.rapty, mamä, încearcä si cu roz.

[Nae]

guess that nobody understands him... hey, raptor, avem ceva in comun (inafara de aceiasi prietena 'mai left-hand')... nimeni nu ma intelege either.

macar nu-s singur....

[Nightwane]

WHEAT...WHEAT...WHEAT...WHEAT...

[Pitbull]

cucuruz. cucuruz, cucuruz; cucuruz: cucuruz... cucuruz? cucuruz cucurunsuz!

[Cinemania]

curursuz

[Pitbull]

Silvia Cusursuz cucurunsus

[GhitzaCartitza]

... revenim la japoneza :w00t:

[ogto]

boris!!!!!

michael, where is da storn?

thank god ca nu mai citesc forumul ca asa am evitat spoilerul

champagne all around.

cocopus and captain crunch to all

[Nae]

and here is something to fluff...... well.... erm.... a teddy?

[Bulumulu]

cu curu suz little teddy... :shock:

[Nae]

nope, it's a low-rider teddy..

[Bulumulu]

smooth teddy action 8)

[raptor]

.roosevelt bites the dust.

[Bulumulu]

motorizare prezidentiala, cu injectie

[raptor]

.injectie cu stricnina. de asta am nevoie.

[ogto]

.stricnina.

stricnina, that's a funny word.

[Pitbull]

Târziu, bäiatu'! Nina e stricatä de mult!

[Bulumulu]

In orasu-n care ploua de trei ori pe saptamana
Un batran si o batrana --
Doua jucarii stricate --
Merg tinandu-se de mana...

[Nae]

-si-si trag in vene
-ca doar nu le-o fi lene,

niste sictirina... cool.

[Bulumulu]

stii cum se zice-m mexic
boca mananca
boto plateste :lol:

[Nae]

si eu care credeam ca ziceau numai: hola, cabron, cines platestes masas acestas?

[Bulumulu]

hola turbanitos... biletele la control :shock:

[Nae]

unu sau doi actori maxim........... sau un model, nush.

[Bulumulu]

ia q masti, serve chilled

[Nae]

kafka meets wong kar wai

[Bulumulu]

stop buggin me :P

[Nae]

web-cam, 16mm si 35mm.... hmm, i need a fountain for this.

[Bulumulu]

fountain of love, chocolate sweet

[Nae]

yeeeeeees, cookies streaming, nutella flowing and haribo's tumbling.

[obvious]

think bulumulu think!!!!

[Bulumulu]

honey pandas sittin on a tree...k*i*s*s*i*n*g

[Nae]

huh....? colective thinking helps more!

[Bulumulu]

aaah... brain terror!! * * *

[Nae]

(^%(... interfffffference....^*(*%(... shut down.

[Bulumulu]

left door right door left guardian right one....tic tac tic tac ....

[obvious]

is this a brainstorming moment again resulting in monologues and scripts and stuff? or did the mutants shut down temporarily?

[Nae]

question: why do i have to die?

[Bulumulu]

mutants never die,.. they actuallz never sleep either.. they brainstorrrm

[Nae]

they don't eat either, they feed nicotine and films...

but they're best in fluff and asociatii.

[Bulumulu]

don't have to die to haunt

[Nae]

look yoko... what a beautiful day!

[Bulumulu]

oh yoko-san... i am a pirate :P

[Nae]

i have to confess... he's not your real father! :shock:

[ogto]

do you think i'm loco?
lego loco?

[Bulumulu]

oh,... so now i have to kill him to avenge my real father? :lol:

[Nae]

let's go to our pirate ship, and terrorize these waters!

[Bulumulu]

loco but my mouth is open

[ogto]

hey. what's the matter man? gonna come'roun 12 with some puertorican girls th't's just diein' to meet'cha.

[Nae]

use lego to stuff holes.... not those, you lego-perverts.

[ogto]

MWAHAHAHA.

I HAVE TAKEN THE FIRST TWO POSTS ON A NEW PAGE.

VICTORY IS MINE!

[ogto]

dammit!

[Nae]

co je to? insomniac lego-perverts-meeting past midnight...?

[Nae]

ooooooooo, how cute, BUT IT'S WRONG!!!!!!

[ogto]

but, I LOVE NATURE

[Nae]

always works... distract him by writing something nice about him.... :D

or his sister.

[Bulumulu]

intruder intruder... distract him.. send in the naked chicas with hairy legs

[ogto]

ISn't IT past MY beDTIME?!?!?

oh, wait, no..

um.. :?

[Nae]

this is unfair...... he's got cable, and we've got dail-up.... :((

[Bulumulu]

haha... i'm looking forward to sunny times....

[ogto]

I'll kidnap a thousand children before i eat that owt meal!

[obvious]

sooooft powwwwweeeer...

eastblock! get back on track! brainstorm, brainhurricane! brainiaccolade.

[Nae]

you mean that crazy green shit i call rabbit-food...? or the panda food?

will dance for normal, non rabbit/panda-food...k?

[Bulumulu]

octane power... go go go yeaaaaaaaah!

[ogto]

rabbits...

AND NAZIS WILL once again RIDE ON DINOSAURS!


NOOOooOoOooOOooOoooooookokokokokokokokokok flow.

[Nae]

this place is crowded.... dude, chill! let's think of something to smoke.... like... plastic bags or stuff.

[Bulumulu]

ma refresh prea incet pe net

[Nae]

use wet towel in case of preasure-drop in ya net.

[ogto]

DOES it look like i've got a choice?!?

Do you think I LIKE THIS???

WELL, YOU GO'TTA HELL

[Bulumulu]

hang on wet towel during rush time... or flush time?

[Nae]

don't flush, and don't wash your hands.... there's people dying of thirst on this planet.

[Bulumulu]

distribution of choices ask your local dealer for flavours

[ogto]

black people have feelings :?

[Nae]

.... no flavours needed.... i use stuffies.

[Bulumulu]

black stuffed mambas

[Nae]

damn you politically corect people...... black stuffies don't look good. just imagine.

[Bulumulu]

black stiffies wth remote control

[Nae]

remote or not remote, we win! again.... my friend!

[ogto]

can I CLONE you?

[Bulumulu]

something happened
guess i pulled the plug for today
..

.

..
no... blindness attacks

[Nae]

you really want that? cloned black blind midnight dail-up junkies?

[ogto]

STOP CHEWING ON MY LEG!!!!

[Nae]

hmmmm, makes me remember your sister... so.... so.... so.... well, hairy. :D

[ogto]

YOU BASTARD

[Bulumulu]

aaah... teroare in laaarg ogto "sharky" big gun :lol:

[obvious]

no.you can't.

or can you?


uhm...help?

[Nae]

upsi.... ogto on rampage.... carefull with thouse cookies you throw, you might hit someones eye.... ouch! you bastard.

[Bulumulu]

carne.valla.tine

[Nae]

i have a feeling this will be my birthday.

[Bulumulu]

cred ca te inseli

[ogto]

these voice are driving me insane, make em stop. die, all die die

[ogto]

oh, wait. it's mick jagger. it's cool. it's all cool

[Nae]

well, if you can't help me, then i'll manage alone........... you'll see, i prove you wrong....... i have friends.... yes, and they like me...... i have someone to think and celebrate with me.... you'll se..... i'll show you..... i'm not lonely.

[BeNnY]

ala din avatarul lui nae e peter jackson cu vocile lui launtrice. asta e calitatea lui nae. am i in the right lpace? WHERE AM I

[Bulumulu]

a halo-cination pyjama party

[ogto]

there is something burning in my soul kitchen

[Nae]

see, i have friends.... people talk to me. somebody does love me....

[Nae]

...hello?

....friends.... still anybody here....?

...heeeeelllllloooooooooo?

don't go now..... please.

[obvious]

this is getting freakish...ogto dude...chill man with the pixie dust and the dig eating and the shooting my partners on stage. yer confusing the fuzzies here.
'we're gonna be like three little fonzies'

[Nae]

wohooo, cabarett-like dances in front of masses of people cheering when ogto and obvious dance to the sound of my balalaika in the morning breeze, and when i say, 'go pandas, dance!..... wave you're bellys....'

[Nae]

yeah....


...... it's my birthday!


..........hurray. .... hurray?


ole ole.... i'm 2000 posts old now.

so i celebrate alone.....

....hello....?

at least it's the echo that keeps me company...


hello, hello, hello

[ogto]

yes, i'm here. happy birthday. i'd smile, but no. but i am happy for you. cheerio.



good night, and good luck.

[Nae]

thx.... you my friend.... me hug you much..... my ymsg just died.... trying to reconnect.

and it don't work.... dail-up got tired.... me got tired from somuch fuzz about me having birthday.... we write soon again... so don't run away.... but for now.... good fight, and good night.

[ogto]

sorry to hear so. but never mind.

we'll do this some other time.

again. happy day of escape from female mother belly. enjoy it while it lasts.

must see you a glass of absinth and that happy meal i promised you.

and dusly, good bye.

also.

good night, and good luck

[GhitzaCartitza]

in all this time I was sleeping :)

[Nae]

sleepy-heads miss a lot from what living means...

[raptor]

.living means shit. that's why my toilet is in the middle of my living-room.

[GhitzaCartitza]

i hope you have large windows

[ogto]

pot sa pun o lesa pe tine? :?

[Nae]

o lesa.... hmmmm, kinky, aren't we tonight?

[ogto]

this isn't bondage.

i just want a pet.

[Nae]

you need a lisence for a gun.... YOU need a lisence for a pet...

dunno what you freaks might do these days.

[ogto]

i must eat tom cruise...

[Nae]

indigestion, ugly smelling farts, and diareea i can fortell.

[obvious]

Utilizatori ce navigheaza in acest forum: Nae.


stop picking on ogto's sister!! or his really big older rugby playing brother will come and do the nazi on yo' ass...

[Nae]

:? :shock:

.... i'm just trying to be friendly.... most of all with his sister.

[obvious]

naaaah...his sister's a transvestite 40 year old jew accountant from krakow with an eating disorder and a nylon superman suit fetish...or at leats last time she was just that.

[Nae]

wheeeeehoooooo, ogto, i'll be family soon.

bet she likes mixing cucumbers with nutella for breakfast, sour potato-soup with sweet goulash dumplings for a snack at 10 am, and then....

ahhh, you don't wanna know.

[obvious]

and then the sweet moments of hamster pornography and painting eachother blue and splashing eachother with zacusca in a beautiful mating dance...aaaahhh...and the mirrorballs...

see? just imagine how much fun ogto has.

[ogto]

this is MY tom cruise, MINE AND ALL MINE, you can't have any, GO AWAY

[ogto]

trecand mai departe.

you crazy sick rat'bastards can go to hell for all i care.

if anyone can sexualy abuse my sister, it's me.

and maaaaaybe christina ricci. and nathalie portman. and alan rickman. but that's it.

if any of you wack hillbilly jackasses keep this up, i might have to eat your livers. and don't think i won't, CAUSE I WILL

:?

[obvious]

ogto dude...if i told ya once i told ya a thousand times. YOU CANNOT EAT MY LIVER! NO NO NO NO!
cheeeeezus....

[Nae]

wettkampfspeck..... god, i love this word.

anyways.... if you wanna eat somehting ogto, forget the liver and try out some wettkampfspecks....

si daca citesc ultimile cateva post-uri, ogto has become the major feature of 'asociatii.... diverse'. hail all to the mighty ogto (and his sister, and all of them abusing her.... including me, and obvious, and bulumulu and christina ricci, and narthalie portman etc.)

ummmmmm, wettkampfspeck!!!!!!.... nighty rulz in this, followed by obvious.... i think :D

[Bulumulu]

i never did. the grim reaper did.

[Nae]

and where did you meet him? around the corner at the non-stop?

[Bulumulu]

no no no .. on top of the page

[Nae]

and why did you stop?

[BeNnY]

what's that floating in the water? hope everything's alright...

[Nae]

you call this 'water'.... need glasses?

[raptor]

.need milk? got beer...

[Nae]

ok, beer with.... COOKIES.... I wanT cookieS.

[Bulumulu]

take cookies not glasses

[Nae]

so, take ogto, not beany......... right?

[Bulumulu]

take ogto, get beany 4 free

[Nae]

what? nu era buy two, get one free? adica, buy nightwane, and get ogto and beany for free!

i call this: 'take-away kids' :D

[Bulumulu]

imagine "drive-in" ;)

[Nae]

sau, 'drive through'...

[Bulumulu]

:lol:
un hamster in microunde going *pop*pop*

[Nae]

sau o rama in tigaie... se pregateste pentru sarituara in inaltime de la olimpiada.... :D

[Bulumulu]

sau un om in parc - pt olimpiada de singuratate

[Nae]

you mean the aso-banci in cismigiu?

[Bulumulu]

nu sculals pe basculals :P

[Nae]

.... hmmm, i never meant to be the needle that broke your back.

[ogto]

stop it.

if you don't stop it, i'll kick steven spielberg...

[Nae]

cat ma costa sa-l impusti?

[BeNnY]

What? I stabbed him 72 times and ran him over with my car in self-defense!

[ogto]

has anyone ever considered the posibility that spielberg is jesus?

[Nae]

ummmm.... i thought that Mohamed was my kebab-maker down-town.... but then again, Siddatha sells me socks in the market, and Konfutius provides me with noodles.

...so why not, jesus might be spielberg.