Best trashing of the movie goes to ..... the Guardian. A little gem!
E.g.
"I found it at once loud and boring, like watching paint dry while getting hit over the head with a frying pan."
"The cherry on this cake of direness is the performance of Megan Fox, playing LaBeouf's sultry girlfriend - a performer so poutingly wooden she makes Jordan look like Liv Ullmann. You'll get better acting and superior entertainment at a monster truck rally."
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2009/...ox-michael-bay