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Romero in 1977.O imbinare de horror si parodie la adresa filmelor cu vampiri,demoni ,moroi si alte bizdiganii.
Un tinar de 84 de ani (care seamana destul de bine cu Mircea Cartarescu in tinerete ) este gazduit de varul lui ,un mosneag supersititios care-i adreseaza cuvinte blinde :''Nosferatu '' ,''Inapoia mea Satan '' si care este gata sa-l rapuna la primele semne evidente de vampirism.
Tinarul este angajat in magazinul varului si trebuie sa se descurce cu o gramada de milfuri care vor sa-l seduca.Totusi el reuseste sa-si faca timp pentru kilareala si pentru noua lui pasiune :emisiunile radiofonice in direct la care suna pentru a-si impartasi aventurile vampirice , sub pseudonimul ''Contele'' .
Romero apare si el in cameo in pielea unui preot care se indoieste de existenta paranormalului crezind doar in vinul de buna calitate si in tigarile din care pufaie.
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http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xc4...ero_shortfilms
Tada Cuda: Nosferatu. Vampire! You may come and go, but you will not take people from the city. If I hear of it, a single time, I will destroy you without salvation. First I will save your soul, then I will destroy you. I will show you your room.
Martin Madahas: And that's another thing about those movies. Vampires always have ladies. Sometimes lots of ladies. Well, that's wrong too! You don't need all that.
Radio Talk Show Host: Ah,ha,ha,ha, you don't need that?
Martin Madahas: No, you really don't. I mean, if the magic part was real and you could make them do whatever you wanted to...
Radio Talk Show Host: Ha,ha,oh,yeah!
Martin Madahas: Well, that would be different. In real life, in real life you can't get people to do what you want them to do.