Originally Posted by marius_em:
Recunosc ca nu am citit cartile, nici nu am vazut filmele, dar din motive total misterioase, cunosc mai tot ce poate fi cunoscut despre universul Twilight. (De exemplu, ca in ultima carte Bella ramane insarcinata, ceea ce aproape ii provoaca moartea, motiv pentru care Edward in sfarsit o face vampiroaica. Si copilul e o fetita vampir, si aparent copiii vampiri cresc dpdv fizic pana la varsta de 17 ani... a, da, am uitat... spoilers alert).
Dar imi place toata nebunia pentru ca Internetul e plin de articole umoristice edificatoare la ce inseamna de fapt Twilight:
"Every time you read Twilight, you're reading this woman's [Stephenie Meyer] masturbatory aid. Just sayin'."
"Theoretically a vampire, Edward has shown a startling ability to remain at high school for almost a century without getting laid."
"As anybody who has watched the film "Twilight" in a cinema will know, Edward has been noted for his ability to cause spontaneous orgasms in girls aged 12-16."
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In afara de cracked la fel de amuzante sunt recapurile Cleolindei Jones
http://cleoland.pbworks.com/Twilight...cussionentries 
si varianta ei de New Moon in 15 minutes
http://community.livejournal.com/m15m/21825.html