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Dragomara · 01 Oct 2009, 20:47

Today's Joke: The Virginity Check
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A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.

The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel..'

The man was astonished and asked, 'So what do I do with these?'

The doc replied, Before the wedding night, you paint your one ball red and the other ball blue. If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever saw", you hit her head with the shovel.

01 Oct 2009, 20:47	#718
Dragomara Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Axiopolis Posts: 2,871	şi bonusul! Today's Joke: *The Virginity Check* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin. The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel..' The man was astonished and asked, 'So what do I do with these?' The doc replied, Before the wedding night, you paint your one ball red and the other ball blue. If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever saw", you hit her head with the shovel.