I'm new to this game, but here I go...
male: Give me my crutches, ******!
female: Why don't you lean on me, baby? (she gives him a hug) You have a nice smell about you. Was your bath water cool?
male(in a snap): No
female(caressing his shoulders): I know something it'll make you cool and fresh. Alcohol rub...cologne.
male: No, thanks. We'd smell alike, like two cats in a heat
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