[Pitbull]

Die Barricadessen
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The Cheater Sits Yo-There


On the Anchylosed Octopussies Street, at 0,81(555)-B number, sat the Bratza sisters, that they were called Vasile, the big one, and Typhoonoff, the little one - mean, they didn't was twin.
Ago, they had been young, but now still, cause they put on their face cream (Vasile), and creamed their face (Typhoonoff), that they pro-cured from the associated barrelworkman Quakeropoll, and for that was nuts 'bout them the child of this Quakeropoll here, that he was called Prickwall MacAcCuntant, but his fiancée, who was senile, always called him Churchillovitch (as for "Churchill", not as for "Church Hill") - mean, she made confusion.
But yet however for Vasile and Typhoonoff it wasn't ainted allrighty.
Vasile and Typhoonoff both of them adored pure and simplystically from all their soul Rulu, that he used to write, and the world called him Missippip (literary pseudonymbus) - mean, we'll call him alternatively Rulu and Missippip.
And be-cause they two both of 'em so much cared to Rulu, to reconcilliate both the goat and the cabbage (wanna say, also Vasile and Typhoonoff), they went late by night chez Rulu and climbed into his bed, that that bed couldn't support two persons, which was too bad - mean, Rulu had a beard.
Halt, cause a problem arose.
Typhonooff was impotent so, when she climbed for the first time into Missippip's bed to stroke him she suffered a stroke in front of Missippip's, that he was a virgin - mean, Typhoonoff died.
Vasile over-extremely rejoyced herself that her competitor succumbed - who was just her deceased sista - and gave even a tea party of satisfucktion - mean, Vasile was perphizzdious.
And Rulu, with tears of envy in his ears, decided to suicide himself by burnery on stake, and to be arrestated by the police, he castrated a person that their name was Rooseveltesky - mean, one don't know what turned out, cause Rooseveltesky was quite the senile fiancée of Prickwall MacAcCuntant.
In consequence, Vasile she was caught-up by remorsures, and as such for that she gave up Missippip to Prickwall MacAcCuntant, that he had started to goob the upholstery off the armchairs in his daddy's store, being pissoffenced cause there didn't ainted nobody no more at all to call him Churchillovitch (as for "Churchill", not as for "Church Hill") - mean, Rooseveltesky, the castration effectuated by Missippip made her lose her speech gift.
Prickwall MacAcCuntant, abysmally annoyed, went to Rulu and shouted at him in the phone: "You, Rulu-you you, on what basis did thee based thouself to emasculate my fiancée mine, cause I couldn't fall asleep by night if not hearing her warn me: 'Churchillovitch (as for 'Churchill', not as for 'Church Hill'), sweetie, don't you snore!' You, you,, you,,, asshole!" And he sent to Rulu a prick from a prickwall, that thrown being prick from the prickwall thus perforating the glasspane to Rulu - mean, Prickwall MacAcCuntant auto-self-sent a component of himself own to Rulu.
But since because Vasile still loved Missippip, herself went to the clinic to a convalescent Rooseveltesky, an consolated this one, and then this one Rooseveltesky, amusated like hell, suggested: "Gee Vasile, but let's gonna go have a deal and make a plot, as a joke, to Churchillovitch (as for 'Churchill', not as for 'Church Hill')”, that Vasile accepted with enthusiastic enthusiasmation this suggeration - mean, Rooseveltesky, the castration effectuated by Missippip maden't her lose her speech gift.
And that same next day after Typhoonoff died, Vasile shrewdly went to Quakeropoll, and asked if he had prophylactics, that said she that she needed them to ornate her kettle - mean, Quakeropoll thought that Vasile is a liar, but yet he still gave to her prophylactics, that thought he that she needed them to patch-up her handkertchieves - mean, Vasile met hardnesses in implementing the plan.
However, the deal of the plot between Vasile and the castrated Rooseveltesky didn't obtained no big deal as a result, cause because Prickwall MacAcCuntant, revengefull and full of revenge by his Mother Nature, murderised Rulu with a machete, that he subtillely sneaked that machete from his faddah's store since October - mean, Rulu didn't was alive anymore.
And Vasile cried after Missippip, with oh so very many tears and even much more oh how very many sobs, that her sobs awoke to reality Quakeropol - mean, so they two themselves married themselves (they had their wedding).
But for not to miss Typhoonoff dead and Rulu dead, Prickwall MacAcCuntant, remorsed by the commited assasination, stuffed Rulu, and the corpse he dressed on the inside with Typhoonoof's skin, that he skinned her adead - mean, he proceeded sadistically.
And Missippip, dead 'n' stuffed, dressed interiorely with the skin of Typhoonoff, dead 'n' skinned, was given as a present to the couple constituted by Quakeropoll and Vasile (but they called her name was still Bratza), that their couple here proeminently positioned him in the store, in a proeminent position, as décor - mean, on Thursdays days they came to Rulu to see 'im.