4. bad comic relief
5. annoying astmathic retard brat. UGH!
6. ugly lois lane. nu ca cealalta ar fi fost mai frumoasa. but still...
11. nu mai canta, ba, la mizeria aia! goddamned annoying child.
12. oh look. someone's robbing a bank. geee...ma intreb cine o sa-i opreasca.
13. goddamnit. superman is such a hippie. stop saving everyone, you dwarf!
22. Ugh. Bad acting.
23. This movie just draaaaaaaags and draaaaaaags.
24. All i can hear is ''bla bla bla bla bla bla''.
25. Oh ce romantic.
26. Imi vine sa borasc.
28. BAD ACTING!
29. Damn! Ce cizme urate.
33. Lex Luthor is trapped in the 80s.
34. Lois are chelie???
35. BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA.
36. even more BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA.
41. UUUH! Violence towards women rulz.
42. Who threw the piano???
43. Ugh! Copilu' tre sa moara! He's annoying and ugly.
44. Lol. A bagat-o p-aia in bucatarie! ASA, FA! TRECI LA CRATITA!
45. More blablabla.
46. i'm bored
50. Crap goes boom, crapman goes to the rescue.
52. Boy, that superman sure can blow.
56. Drown, you bitch!
58. Lex Luthor just bitchslapped Superman. Way to go!
59. And again!
60. Bad acting AND horrible music. The perfect combo.
62. Is he having an orgasm or is he in pain?
63. Superman fell to his death. At least i hope so.
64. OH NO! The crappy family saved him

65. I HATE YOU PEOPLE!
66. Dum-dee-dum-dum-dee-dum-dum-dee-dum-dum. Nothing's happenin'.
67. Sure, Superman can lift 5000000000000 times his own weight. BAH! Crappy superhero.
68. Please die!
69. Oh fudge! He's not dead.
70. Bla bla bla, Lex cu proasta lui au ramas pe o insula, si Superman nu ramane cu Lois. Sa inteleg ca o sa existe si Superman Returns Again? Sper ca nu.