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How do you stop a baby from choking?
Take your dick out of its mouth.
What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother?
Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.
What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?
A watermelon floats.
What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ?
Cancer.
What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall?
Art.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby.
Q: How do you get a retard to commit suicide?
A: Put a knife in his hand and ask him "Who’s Special?"
What do you call a dead baby with its skin peeled off?
Sexy.
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