[Pinky]

>Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has
>told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, Ralph asks
>his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.

>About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey,
>you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one
>more time?" Of course, the wife agrees and they do it again.
>
>Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes he
>now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks,
>"Honey, please... just one more time before I die ?" she says, "Of
>course, dear."
>
>And they make love for the third time. After this session, the wife
>rolls over & falls asleep. Ralph, however, worried about his impending
>death, tosses & turns until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife,
>who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we
>could.....?"
>
>At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen Ralph, I have to get up
>in the morning .... you don't."


O tanara pereche din Hamburg hotaraste sa plece in concediu in Grecia sa se mai incalzeasca dupa frigul indurat acasa dar, din cauza unor obligatii de serviciu, nu au putut pleca in aceeasi zi; asa ca el a plecat miercuri, urmand ca ea sa il urmeze joi. El soseste la destinatie asa cum era planul, se cazeaza la hotel si imediat isi scoate laptop-ul din bagaj ca sa-i scrie un email dragii lui sotii. Din graba, greseste o litera in adresa si expediaza mesajul fara sa observe greseala...
La Dortmund, o proaspata vaduva, care tocmai se intorsese acasa de la inmormantarea sotului ei, isi deschide computerul si, in ideea ca prietenii ii trimit condoleante, isi verifica posta electronica. Citind primul e-mail, cade jos lesinata. Fiul ei, gasind-o asa, citeste pe ecran:



To: Draga mea sotie
From: Sotul de care tocmai te-ai despartit
Subject: Am ajuns!



Tocmai am ajuns si m-am si cazat.

Aici totul e foarte bine pregatit pentru sosirea ta de maine .

De-abia astept sa te vad!

Sper ca vei calatori tot atat de placut ca si mine.



P.S. E cumplit de cald aici !