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Old 02 Oct 2005, 01:23   #6
Pitbull
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Am mai primit o Scrisoare Nigerianä! Yote-o!

FROM THE DESK OF PRINCE ABDALLAH,
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER,
BANK OF AFRICAN (BOA)
OUAGADOUGOU
,BURKINA FASO.WEST AFRICA

Dear Sir/,

I am the manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance
department
of Bank Of African (BOA). I crave your indulgence as i contact you in
such a
surprising manner. But I respectfully insist you read this letter
carefully
as I am optimistic it will open doors for unimaginable financial
rewards for
both of us.

In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of Twenty Million Five
Hundred Thousand US dollars (US$20.5m) only , in an account that
belongs to
one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family in
November 2000 in a plan crash. Since we got information about his
death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim
his
money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as
next of
kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines
but
unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin
or relation died along with him at the plan crash leaving nobody behind
for
the claim.

It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this
business
proposal to you so that the money could be released to you as the next
of
kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement
since
nobody is coming for it and i dont want this money to go
into the bank treasury as unclaimed Bill.

The Banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money
remained
unclaimed after five years, the money will be transferred into the Bank
treasury as "unclaimed fund".The request for a foreigner as next of kin
in
this business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a
foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.
We
agree that 30% of this money will be for you as a foreign partner, in
respect to the provision of a foreign account , 10% will be set aside
for
expenses incurred during the business and 60% would be for me.

There after I will visit your country for disbursement according to the
percentages indicated. Therefore to enable the immediate transfer of
this
fund to you as arranged, you must apply first to the bank as relation
or
next of kin of the deceased indicating your bank name,your bank account
number, your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective
communication and location wherein the money will be remitted. Upon
receipt
of your reply,I will send to you by fax or email the text of the
application.I will not fail to bring to your notice that this
transaction is
hitch free
and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required
arrangements have been made for the transfer. You should contact me
immediately as soon as you receive this letter.

Trusting to hear from you immediately.

Yours faithfully,

PRINCE ABDALLAH.
Bill and exchange manager,
BANK OF African BOA.
Burkina Faso.

Si uite si ce i-am räspuns yo: :lol:

O, Your Princiary Highness!
Thank you for your confidence!
OK, we will do this business as agreed! You found the RIGHT MAN for it, since I'm not only honest and reliable, but also very poor and in dire need of money! I don't have one cent in my purse, and I have to pay urgent debts of almost $3,000, else all my property will be confiscated and I'll also lose my house.
So, you are the answer to all my prayers!
To begin our transaction, please, send to me $3,000, so that I can pay my debts and be able to deal with you.
Of course, this is not supposed to be a "gift", but a credit. In exchange, you will retain the double of this amount (namely, $6,000), from the final 30% that I'm entitled at the end of our business together.
(I'm certain you have $3,000 to spare for a short while, in your own savings and assets, ô, Prince Abdallah, as a bank manager.)
Transfer the funds, please, in my following account (that's sadly empty, at this moment!):
RO87BTRL04602201235963xx
Gratefully yours,
Mihnea Columbeanu, aka Pitbull

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