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Athletic - No tits
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of Ecstasy
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Trying to live down reputation as a slut
New-Age - All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned - Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Poet - Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional - Certified Bitch
Wants Soulmate - Stalker
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I play to win
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