[BeNnY]

Directed by

• Village People

Written by

• Nightwane
  Ogto
  BeNnY

Cast (in no order whatsoever)

• Teletubby 1 – Nutritious B.I.G.
  Teletubby 2 - Madalina
  Teletubby 3 – Michael Jackson
  Barney – Some Purple Fag
  Jesus – Jesus
  Teletubby 4 – Nicu
  Mightwane – Captain Caveman
  Beany – Matt Damon
  Uhura – Herself
  Lars von Trier – Oana Zavoranu
  Nicole Kidman – Herself
  Godzilla – Johnny Weismuller
  Sailor Moon – George W. Bush
  Leotard - ???
  Grandolf - ???
  Lady Star - ???
  Little Bug – Rob Schneider

Guest Stars

• Sandra Brown – Herself
  Hitler – Beyonce Knowles
  Jude Law – Fag

Produced by

• Uma Thurman

Original Music by

• Nightwane

Non-Original Music by

• Susumu Hirasawa

Cinematography by

• BeNnY

Set Decoration by

• Oprah Winfrey

Costume Design by

• ogto

Makeup Department (Rhinoplasty)

• Barbra Streisand

Visual Effects by

• BeNnY

Stunts

• Jesus

Condom Tester

• Nightwane

Robots and other prosthetics

• Daft Punk

Personal Assistant to Uma Thurman

• ogto

Personal Assistant to Mr. Nightwane

• Nicole Kidman

Personal Assistant to ogto

• Christina Ricci

Personal Assistant to BeNnY

• Dolphins Cheerleaders Team

Credits by

• BeNnY
  Nightwane
  ogto
  Jesus
  George Costanza