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Episode 4
Godzilla: *GNARL* I have returned for unknown reasons…
[A distant and annoying voice can be heard, guess where, in the distance!]
Distant voice: In the name of the friggin’ moon I will, like, get frisky with you!
Mightwane: *dumb look*
Godzilla: *GNARL*
[Sailor Moon *GASP* appears]
Sailor Moon: I, the pretty sailor-suited warrior, Sailor No Bishojo Senshi Sailor Moon, will get frisky with you Godzilla, in the name of the Moon! Strike a pose!
Godzilla: Hit me with your laser stick! [Sailor Moon transforms Godzilla into Pikachu -]
Pikachu, formerly known as Godzilla: Pika-pika? Pikachuuuuuu!!! Pi-pi-pikachuuu!!!
Sailor Moon: I will now insert you into my lunar pussy! [insert cheap special effect] Hyper Nonsense World Tabasco Shower Moon Vaginal Insertion!!! [lotsa lights and other cheesy stuff and, well, Pikachu is now in Sailor Moon’s vaginal hell.]
[Fade to black. Fade to: Leotard.]
Leotard: Zis is ze end of ze story. OR IS IT? Maybe it is not ze end of ze story but I HAVE A GIANT PIMPLE ON MY NOSE!!!
Grandolf: Dude! You got a tatoo!!!
Leotard: Really dude? You got one too! What does mine say?
Grandolf: Dude!
Leotard: Dude, what does it say?
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Switched On Lotus
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