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Episode 2
[An orgy ensues. But wait, there’s more! The fourth Teletubby, the one that was busy having his nipples pierced, appears.]
Teletubby4: It is I, Nicu! I want to suck too thine gargantuan erect penis. I will strike thee with mine purse if thou dost not wish to screw my teletubby brains! But first I must rape your white-trash behind. [he does so.]
Jesus: [rubbing his ass]Come forth, Nicu…I shall get medieval on your white ass! [insert ‘70s porn music]
[The bottom line is…Jesus fucks them all then he kills them.]
Jesus: It is complete! Orgasmic chills are now within me! Yey me! Go me! [victory dance. Meanwhile, in the background, Madalina rises from the dead. Jesus turns to her, rapes her again, pulls out his Hatori Hanzo sword and tries to decapitate her.]
Jesus: What? No decapitation? BUT IT WORKED ON OREN ISHII!!!!
Madalina: ARGH!
[The two fight with what seem to be big aluminum thingies which should be swords or something. Eventually, Madalina dies again with the Hatori Hanzo sword stuck up her pussy.]
Jesus: It is complete again! Orgasmic chills are now within me, again! Yey me, again! Go me, again! [Victory dance, again]
[Enter Mightwane, fatso extraordinaire.]
Mightwane: SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX!!!
Jesus: GASP!!!!! Who are you, you sexy fiend?
Mightwane: SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX!!!
Jesus: I must take my leave now! I must fill the world with nude pict00rz of Scarlett Johansson [who the fuck can spell her name?]
Mightwane: SEXSEXSEXSEX *fart* SEXSEXSE…wuuu bouncy Jesus is dead. My fart rocks!!! Yey me! [naked victory dance].
[Mightwane stands on the pile of corpses and sings “Like a Virgin” on the ukulele.]
Distant Voice: Mightwane…Mightwane…oh Captain Kirk!!!! Wooo….*cough* Mightwane…Mightwane…
[To be continued...]
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