[SarumanTheWhite]

Gimli: "Then let's have his pants and be done with it."
Gandalf: "No, Saruman has no pants anymore."

Pippin: "Gandalf! Denethor has lost his mind. He's burning Faramir's pants!"

*Boromir looks out the door of Balin's tomb to see the approaching orcs"
Boromir: "They have pants."

Ugluk - "What is it. What do you smell?"
Uruk - "Man-pants!"

King of the Dead - "Those pants were broken!"
Aragorn - "They have been resewn!"

Legolas - "They're frightened. I can see it in their pants."

Galadriel - "In his heart Frodo begins to understand. The Quest, will claim his pants."

Theoden - "Tonight we remember those who gave their pants to defend this country. Hail the pant-lacking dead!"

Saruman - "So Gandalf Greyhame thinks he has found the lost pants of Gondor. He is a fool! Those threads were broken years ago! It matters not. The pants of men shall fall."

Elrond - "Our pants here are falling. Arwen's pants, are falling. Let them go. Let her take them back into Jeans West" (aussies will get that one)

Shagrat - "His pants go limp as a boned fish, and then she has her way with him! Thats how she likes to feed..."

Saruman - "Concealed within his fortress, the Lord of Mordor sees all. His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth and...... pants.”

Eomer - "Look for your friends, but do not trust to pants. They have forsaken this land"

Aragorn: “Indeed, I can avoid having my pants seen if I wish. But to leave them off entirely. That is a rare gift.”

Gandalf: It's what you do with the pants that have been given to you....

Aragorn (to Eowyn): You have some skill with pants....

Gandalf - "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early - he arrives precisely when his pants do."

Legolas - "They’re frightened. I can see it in their pants."

Sam - "You've been into Farmer Maggots pants!"

Frodo in Rivendell - "Where am I?"
Gandalf - "You are in the pants of Elrond."

Bilbo - "Grrr, what business is it of yours what I do with my own pants!?"
Gandalf - "I think you've had them on quite long enough!"[/b]