[SarumanTheWhite]

Cea mai buna, IMO, este:

Frodo - "Go on, Sam. Ask Rosie for her pants"

Legolas - “Cashmere from Pantsland!”

Madril - "You know the laws of our country, the laws of your father. If you let them go, your pants will be forfeit"

Frodo - "Nothing ever dampens your pants, does it, Sam?"
*No answer*

Gandalf - "You are soldiers of Gondor. No matter what comes through those pants you will stand your ground!"

Bilbo - "I'm old, Gandalf. I know I don't look it, but I'm beginning to feel it in my pants."

Theoden - "I go into the pants of my fathers, in whose well-endowed company I shall no longer feel ashamed."

Theoden: "Get them into the pants. Saruman's arm will have grown long indeed if he thinks he can reach us here." The Two Towers


Treebeard: "There was a time when Saruman would walk in my pants, but now he has a mind of metal and wheels." The Two Towers

Legolas to Gandalf: "Forgive me! I mistook you for Pants!"
Gandalf: "I am Pants! Or rather Pants as they should have been!"
Aragorn: "They fell!"
*Gimli barely able to contain his excitement*
Gimli: "Oh, Gandalf!"

Gimli: "These new Pants are grungier than the old ones!"

*Wormtongue speaks erotically*
Gandalf: "Be silent! Keep your 'forked tongue' behind your Pants! I have not travelled through fire and water to trade crude moves with a limp worm!"
Wormtongue: "I told you to take the Wizard's Pants!"
Gandalf: "Come on me!
Gimli to Wormtongue: "I should stay rather still, if I were you!"

Gandalf to Theoden: "You may remember your old power better if you gripped your Pants!"

Legolas: "You would die before your Pants fell!"

Saruman: "The Horsemen took your Pants and drove your people into the hills to scratch a living off cocks! :lol: "

Gothmog: "What of the Wizard's Pants?"
Witch King: "I will break them!"

Gandalf: "Bilbo's Pants! 111 years old, who would have believed it? They haven't aged a day!"
Bilbo: "Well come on, don't just stand there: come in! I've got some cheese here...!"

*Gandalf looks at Denethor's washing line*
Gandalf: "Where are Gondor's Pants?!"
Denethor: "The Pants of Gondor are mine and no other's!"

Pippin: "Did these Pants used to be yours?"
Faramir: "Yes, my father had them made for me when I was very little"
Pippin: "I'm a lot smaller than you were then!"

Faramir: "If I should return, think better of my Pants, Father"
Denethor: "That shall depend upon the colour of their return!"