[SarumanTheWhite]

The Lord of the Pants

Cititi si muriti... (de ras)

"I see in your pants, the same fear that would take the heart of me!"

"A shadow moves in the pants..."

"Gondor has no pants... Gondor needs no pants"

"Why do you recoil, I wear no pants?"

"The world is changing. I smell it in the air. I feel it in my pants"

"The pants are tight my Lord."
"Rip them all off!"

*Boromir looking into Frodo's pants*
"It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing... such a little thing"

*Aragorn with no pants*
"Are you frightened?"
*Frodo looking down*
"Yes"

"Up, up, up the pants we go... and into the tunnel"

"The pants of men will fall, and all will come to darkness..."

"What do your pants tell you?"

"Fight for us.... and regain your pants."

"They had no pants in life. They have none now in death."

"Will you look into the pants?"
"What will I see?"
"Even the wisest cannot tell..."

"Give me your pants, horse-master, and I shall give you mine."

"Let them come! There is one dwarf yet in Moria who still wears pants!"

Faramir: "What did they steal from you?"

Gollum: "My Pants!"

Frodo: "Bilbo, Watch out for the Pants!"

Bilbo: "Pants! Nonsense! There hasn't been any Pants 'round here for a thousand years!"

Farmer Maggott: "Get out of my Pants!"

Pippin to Merry in Bree: "It comes in Pants?"

Aragorn: "He [Frodo] has been stabbed by a Morgul blade: he needs Elvish Pants!"

Gandalf to Elrond: "It is in Pants that we must place our trust!"
Elrond: "Pants are weak, Gandalf! I was there, 10,000 years ago, when the elasticity of Pants failed!"
*Flashback*
Elrond: "Isildur, toss into the fire!"
Isildur: "No!"

Gimli: "If anybody is asking for my Pants - which I note they're not - I say we're going in the wrong direction! We should take the Pants through Moria!"
Gandalf: "I would not take the road through Moria even if I had no other Pants!"

Frodo: "Maybe it's a riddle: what's the Elvish word for Pants?!"
Gandalf: "Mellon!"

Aragorn: "Let's hunt some Pants!"

Uruk-Hai: "I'm starving: I ain't 'ad nuffink to eat but maggotty Pants for 3 stinking days!"

Gollum: "We found it, we did: the way through the Pants!"

Aragorn: "They [Uruk-Hai] haven't come here to destroy Rohan's Pants: they've come to destroy it's people!"

"Gollum: "I'd wring their filthy little Pants!"

"All You have to decide is what to do with the pants that are given to you."

"I see in your eyes, the same fear that would take the pants off me!"

"Look at my men. Their pants hang by a thread!"

"Gondor will answer!"
"Gondor? Where was Gondor when the pants fell?"

*Denethor shouts to his soldiers*
"Abandon your pants!!"

*Bilbo with no pants on*
"It is a pretty little thing..."

"How do we know Frodo is alive?"
"What do your pants tell you?"
*Gandalf looks down*
"Thats he's alive. Oh yes, he's alive"

"Frodo, I swore to protect you."
"Can you protect me from your pants?"
*Aragorn is unsure*

"Not idly do the pants of Lorien fall"

Pants? What madness drove them in there?"

"Evil is stirring in his pants"

"The pants stand upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little, and the pants will fall, to the ruin of all"

*Aragorn drops pants*
Gandalf - The veiling shadow that glowers in his pants takes shape. I will suffer no rival!"
*Gandalf drops pants*
Sam - Now there's an eye-opener and no mistake!"
*Sam drops pants*
Boromir - "It is a gift!"

*Arwen gives Aragon the Evenstar*
Aragorn - "You cannot give me this!"
Arwen - "It is mine to give to whom I wish... like my pants"

Imi cer scuze daca este un pic cam lung postul meu, dar sper ca v-a placut. :lol: