"Family Guy" is better than The Simpsons. Na! Sa-mi dati in cap. L-am savurat pana la ultimul episod (de vreo 3 ori
) and it still left me craving for more.
It's basically a family show (let's hear the "Doh" from the crowd
). american family to be more specific: Peter Griffin (the father and idiot extraordinaire), Lois Griffin (not Lois Lane or what was her name
), Stewie Griffin (my personal fav, bent on world domination, bent on killing his mother and a little bit gay sometimes. Ah he's just a baby
), Chris Griffin (the exact replica of his father...but he's younger), Meg Griffin (your basic teenager...urata si complexata
) and Brian (the talking dog care e pe deasupra si un alcoolic notoriu
) and their friends (Quagmire and the others ).
Anywayz...iata niste quotes:
"Brian: Hola, me llamo es brian ... Nosotros queremos ir con ustedes.. uhhhh ...
Bellboy(spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak english
Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?
Bellboy(spanish): Que? "
"Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells. "
"Stewie: Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster."
"Lois: What's going on down here?
Stewie: Oh, we're playing house.
Lois: That boy's all tied up.
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house"
"Meg: Everybody! Guess what I am?
Stewie: Hm, the end result of a drunken back-seat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic?"
"Stewie: What's this? Blueberries! Oh, oh my G ... oh, that's better than sex!"
"Stewie: Easy! Massage the scalp. You're washing a baby's hair, not scrubbing vomit off your Christmas dress, you holiday drunk."
"Peter: I've had a good life. And you can always be proud of your father and all of his accomplishments.
Meg: What accomplishments?
Peter: Go to your room."
"Stewie: I say, Mother, this hot dog has been on my plate for a full minute and it hasn't yet cut itself.
Lois: Honey, I'll be right there.
Stewie: Oh, by all means, take your time. Oh, and when you do finally get around to it, I'll be the one covered in flies with a belly that protrudes half-way to bloody Boston!"