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Galadriel_queen · 07 Jul 2004, 15:21

In primul rand sunt o gramada de chestii pe care autorul a 50 reasons nu le stia:

-filmul este inspirat de cartile lui Tolkien
-nu stia ca aventura are 3 parti (a fost foarte mirat k va mai aparea si un al treilea film)
-Citat: "Look closely in Fellowship and you'll notice the human member of their party is played by two different actors at different points of the movie (it takes a sharp eye to notice, but one of them has red hair, one black)."
WHAT????
-Citat: "In FOTR, if you watch closely during the Inn scene, Frodo and his crew are shown getting stabbed by the Ring Wraiths. Then, five seconds later, they are fine again. Note to the director: try proofreading your movie before you release it to the public."
WHAT (AGAIN) ???
-Citat:"Liv Tyler's character is seen easily defeating nine strong supernatural beings, even though she is clearly a woman."
Femeie? E elf. Geez, how stupid!
-vezi motivele 27-36 si o sa te convingi k ai gasit cel mai prost om de pe pamant.
-Citat: "As bad as the Lucasfilm leaks were with his last film, the filmmakers of Return of the King already have the novelization out in paperback. I've seen it at Barnes & Noble already. As if we needed any less of a reason to go see it."
Okay... e clar k omul asta are orice in cap, in afara de creier.
-Citat:"I've heard some students are even forced to read some novelization of the movie in their literature classes."
WTF????????? Novelization of the movie? Omul asta e prost, e din ce in ce mai clar k nu stie k LOTR e o serie de carti ale lui Tolkien DUPA CARE s-a facut filmul.
-Citat: "The ring, which is seen to be at least two inches in diameter at the beginning to fit the polish sausage-sized finger of Sauron, suddenly fits Frodo's child-sized finger later. I guess this movie takes place in a world where rings magically change sizes on their own."
Ahem... Tolkien a explicat in carte k inelul lua marimea degetului purtatorului.

Yup... a load of stinkin' crap!

07 Jul 2004, 15:21	#60
Galadriel_queen Senior Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Middle Earth Posts: 140	In primul rand sunt o gramada de chestii pe care autorul a 50 reasons nu le stia: -filmul este inspirat de cartile lui Tolkien -nu stia ca aventura are 3 parti (a fost foarte mirat k va mai aparea si un al treilea film) -Citat: "Look closely in Fellowship and you'll notice the human member of their party is played by two different actors at different points of the movie (it takes a sharp eye to notice, but one of them has red hair, one black)." WHAT???? -Citat: "In FOTR, if you watch closely during the Inn scene, Frodo and his crew are shown getting stabbed by the Ring Wraiths. Then, five seconds later, they are fine again. Note to the director: try proofreading your movie before you release it to the public." WHAT (AGAIN) ??? -Citat:"Liv Tyler's character is seen easily defeating nine strong supernatural beings, even though she is clearly a woman." Femeie? E elf. Geez, how stupid! -vezi motivele 27-36 si o sa te convingi k ai gasit cel mai prost om de pe pamant. -Citat: "As bad as the Lucasfilm leaks were with his last film, the filmmakers of Return of the King already have the novelization out in paperback. I've seen it at Barnes & Noble already. As if we needed any less of a reason to go see it." Okay... e clar k omul asta are orice in cap, in afara de creier. -Citat:"I've heard some students are even forced to read some novelization of the movie in their literature classes." WTF????????? Novelization of the movie? Omul asta e prost, e din ce in ce mai clar k nu stie k LOTR e o serie de carti ale lui Tolkien DUPA CARE s-a facut filmul. -Citat: "The ring, which is seen to be at least two inches in diameter at the beginning to fit the polish sausage-sized finger of Sauron, suddenly fits Frodo's child-sized finger later. I guess this movie takes place in a world where rings magically change sizes on their own." Ahem... Tolkien a explicat in carte k inelul lua marimea degetului purtatorului. Yup... a load of stinkin' crap! __________________ I amar prestar aen. The world has changed. Han mathon ne nen. I feel it in the water. Han mathon ne chae. I feel it in the Earth. A han noston ne wilith. I smell it in the air. Much that once was lost, for none now live who remember it.