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Galadriel_queen · 06 Jul 2004, 14:22

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Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings RANDOMLY meet

Chapter 1

There Will Be Strangers and Really Tall Ugly Guys Afoot.

"Harry I'm scared" Hermione whimpered "Hold my hand!"

"Alright, alright," Harry said as he willingly grabbed her hand

"That's not my hand THATS NOT MY HAND!!" Hermione screamed flapping her hands around like a loose hose.

***

Authors Note:

Oh! Hi there. Okay, so you’re probably wondering what the heck is going on yes? Just nod and smile. Alright, well anyways, Hermione, Harry, Ron and other people (as you will find out) from Harry Potter are wondering through random woods when :o They end up in some place that is in Lord of the Rings!!! Okay...that should be good for now. I will continue

***

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Harry apologized

"Hitting on my girl are you?" Ron yelled in anger as he leaped onto Harry's back and started hitting him. Noticing that this seemed to be failing he decided to go with an easier method and just kicked Harry's ass and waited till he fell on the ground to start pulling his hair.

"I'm not your girl!" Hermione insisted sternly before she watched Ron and Harry roll on the ground like idiots with pleasure.

And of course, Dumbledore simply stepped over the two and walked on as Hermione was on the ground finding this all quite amusing.

"Fools!" an anonymous (not to mention quite disturbingly ugly <ya know the kind that look like a chicken who was just strangled or something and then...ahem...>) man grabbed Ron and Harry pulling them to their feet.

"Kick him behind the knee! Not the ass!!!" he insisted "Now start over"

Hermione who had finally recovered from her fits of laughter butted in.

"Who are you" she said messing up her face, trying not to scream at the hideous man. But he noticed.

"I'm so sorry!" he apologized as he grabbed a mask and put it on so he looked like a normal old...ooooolld old old man. "My namith is Gandalf!

By now Dumbledore had come back realizing that if they killed each other he would be held responsible, and noticed the old Gandalf talking to them.

"Agh!!!" Dumbledore cried hitting Gandalf on the head with a stick like an Old lady hitting a burglar with a purse.

"Ow ow ow ow ow" Gandalf repeated

Harry, Hermione, and Ron stood there lifeless staring at the homicidal act. Then without consent started laughing when...

All of a sudden...TWO SMALL OBJECTS LUNGED FOR DUMBLEDORE!!! (ahhhh!)

***

Authors Note:

Who/what could it be?

Scurt? Stiu... am sa va tin in suspans pana la urmatoarea postare.

06 Jul 2004, 14:22	#1
Galadriel_queen Senior Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Middle Earth Posts: 140	Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings RANDOMLY meet Iata o creatie a mea. Genul: Umor. Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings RANDOMLY meet Chapter 1 There Will Be Strangers and Really Tall Ugly Guys Afoot. "Harry I'm scared" Hermione whimpered "Hold my hand!" "Alright, alright," Harry said as he willingly grabbed her hand "That's not my hand THATS NOT MY HAND!!" Hermione screamed flapping her hands around like a loose hose. * Authors Note: Oh! Hi there. Okay, so you’re probably wondering what the heck is going on yes? Just nod and smile. Alright, well anyways, Hermione, Harry, Ron and other people (as you will find out) from Harry Potter are wondering through random woods when :o They end up in some place that is in Lord of the Rings!!! Okay...that should be good for now. I will continue * "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Harry apologized "Hitting on my girl are you?" Ron yelled in anger as he leaped onto Harry's back and started hitting him. Noticing that this seemed to be failing he decided to go with an easier method and just kicked Harry's ass and waited till he fell on the ground to start pulling his hair. "I'm not your girl!" Hermione insisted sternly before she watched Ron and Harry roll on the ground like idiots with pleasure. And of course, Dumbledore simply stepped over the two and walked on as Hermione was on the ground finding this all quite amusing. "Fools!" an anonymous (not to mention quite disturbingly ugly <ya know the kind that look like a chicken who was just strangled or something and then...ahem...>) man grabbed Ron and Harry pulling them to their feet. "Kick him behind the knee! Not the ass!!!" he insisted "Now start over" Hermione who had finally recovered from her fits of laughter butted in. "Who are you" she said messing up her face, trying not to scream at the hideous man. But he noticed. "I'm so sorry!" he apologized as he grabbed a mask and put it on so he looked like a normal old...ooooolld old old man. "My namith is Gandalf! By now Dumbledore had come back realizing that if they killed each other he would be held responsible, and noticed the old Gandalf talking to them. "Agh!!!" Dumbledore cried hitting Gandalf on the head with a stick like an Old lady hitting a burglar with a purse. "Ow ow ow ow ow" Gandalf repeated Harry, Hermione, and Ron stood there lifeless staring at the homicidal act. Then without consent started laughing when... All of a sudden...TWO SMALL OBJECTS LUNGED FOR DUMBLEDORE!!! (ahhhh!) *** Authors Note: Who/what could it be? Scurt? Stiu... am sa va tin in suspans pana la urmatoarea postare. __________________ I amar prestar aen. The world has changed. Han mathon ne nen. I feel it in the water. Han mathon ne chae. I feel it in the Earth. A han noston ne wilith. I smell it in the air. Much that once was lost, for none now live who remember it.