You read his posts, seen his avatar, made fun of him behind his back and he disappeared... The bastard... But now, he makes his way back to us, from the top of Mount Mordor, where he made fun of Frodo when he lost his finger. He is returning...
I have the pride, the privilege, nay, the pleasure of introducing to you to a user, sired by admins. I first met him atop a mountain near Jerusalem, praying to God, asking his forgiveness for the ‘Dumb Shit’ blood spilt by his sword. Next he amazed me still farther in Italy when he saved a fatherless beauty from the would be ravishing of her dreadful Romanian uncle. In Greece he spent a year in silence just to better understand the sound of a whisper... And so with out further gilding of the lily and with no more ado, I give to you, the seeker of serenity, the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our Lord God, the one, the only...
ogto!
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.
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