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PETE
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic.
BOBBY
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Two secret diaries.
PETE
And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic.
BOB
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me: three possessed souls.
BOBBY
Two secret diaries.
PETE
And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic.
COOPER
Diane, on the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: four talking logs.
BOB
Three possessed souls.
BOBBY
Two secret diaries.
PETE
And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic.
LUCY
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: five jelllyyy donnuuuutts.
COOPER
Four talking logs.
BOB
Three possessed souls.
BOBBY
Two secret diaries.
PETE
And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic.
PETE
On the sixth day of Christmas my sweetheart gave to me: six fish in a percolator.
LUCY
Five jelllyyy donnuuuutts.
COOPER
Four talking logs.
BOB
Three possessed souls.
BOBBY
Two secret diaries.
PETE
And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic.
BOBBY
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: seven one-armed men.
PETE
Six fish in a percolator.
LUCY
Five jelllyyy donnuuuutts.
COOPER
Four talking logs.
BOB
Three possessed souls.
BOBBY
Two secret diaries.
PETE
And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic.
COOPER
Diane, on the eighth day of Christmas I had a strange dream: eight dancing midgets.
BOBBY
Seven one-armed men.
PETE
Six fish in a percolator.
LUCY
Five ... oh ... Five jelly donnuuuutts. Sorry, oops.
COOPER
Four talking logs.
BOB
Three possessed souls.
BOBBY
Two secret diaries.
PETE
And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic.
BOB
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: nine owls lurking.
COOPER
Eight dancing midgets.
BOBBY
Seven one-armed men.
PETE
Six fish in a percolator.
LUCY
Five jelly donuts!
COOPER
Four talking logs.
BOB
Three possessed souls.
BOBBY
Two secret diaries.
PETE
And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic.
BOBBY
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: ten drooling Leo's.
BOB
Nine owls lurking.
COOPER
Eight dancing midgets.
BOBBY
Seven one-armed men.
PETE
Six fish in a percolator.
LUCY
Five ... jelly ... donuts!
COOPER
Four talking logs.
BOB
Three possessed souls.
BOBBY
Two secret diaries.
PETE
And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic.
LUCY
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: eleven cherry pies.
BOBBY
Ten drooling Leo's.
BOB
Nine owls lurking.
COOPER
Eight dancing midgets.
BOBBY
Seven one-armed men.
PETE
Six fish in a percolator.
LUCY
Five jelllyyy donnuuuttts.
COOPER
Four talking logs.
BOB
Three possessed souls.
BOBBY
Two secret diaries.
PETE
And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic.
PETE
On the twelveth day of Christmas my sweetheart gave to me: twelve cups of coffee!
LUCY
Eleven cherry pies.
BOBBY
Ten drooling Leo's.
BOB
Nine owls lurking.
COOPER
Eight dancing midgets.
BOBBY
Seven one-armed men.
PETE
Six fish in a percolator.
LUCY
Five thousaannnddd donnuuuttts. What!?
COOPER
Four talking logs.
BOB
Three possessed souls.
BOBBY
Two secret diaries.
PETE
And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic.
JOHNNY HORNE
Amen ... Amen.
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Switched On Lotus
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