Bancul nu e sec...dar nu e pt. tine
Oricum.."bancurile" mele favorite sunt urmatoarele...desi cred ca le stiti:
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.