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Old 01 Jul 2003, 00:47   #18
ArsDeViu
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Yep!Yep!Yep, MinRep!


TOMMY :...so I'm backin' out the door, right? Had the TV like this...
Big ol' thing. Couldn't see shit. Suddenly, here's this voice:
"Freeze kid! Hands in the air!"
Well I just stand there holdin' on to that TV, so the voice says: "You
hear what I said, boy?"
And I say,"Yes sir, I sure did! But if I drop this fuckin' thing, you got me on destruction of property too!"

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NORTON :Lord! It's a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind! Nothin' left but some damn rocks on the windowsill and that cupcake on the wall! Let's ask her! Maybe she knows! What say there, Fuzzy-Britches? Feel like talking? Guess not. Why should you be different?

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RED:In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank Prison. All they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and an old rock-hammer damn near worn down to the nub.
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