Gandalf VS Nightwane LYRICAL STANDOFF
 

topicu' meu shi al lu' nightwane... our own private lyrical assault cafe ...

lui nu i-a placut topic sentence k e prea "cocky" ...
pretentzioasa k o shcolaritza ... :hmm:

lyrical my butt ... even my ass is more lyrical than this...bling bling shizzle fo mah nizzle!

oooh i'm a schoolgirl and i'm about to bust your nuts with a battering ram .. see if you like it.

bling bling look at my god damn ring!
i'll go invisible on ur ass ... and go BERSERK ... u know what that is don't you ... ? :D

ring? wut ring? the ring your momma used to fight in when she was a taiwanese lard-ass? i ain't lookin' at that.

You couldn't go berserk even if 100 black people gangbanged you at the same time.

u a rasist ... is that what u tellin' me ? black people... if u start countin' people ... u rasist as a motherfacker ...

i'm sorry.. i was too busy flushing the toilet after your momma and i didn't get your message. you were saying something about greeks having small dicks?

funny thing! ... i had ur momma over last night and we're doing hop hop. and she told me that u know shit about ur daddy .. except that he spit u in the face and bump, bump, bumped u in the fanny!

in ur face ... :D

well..given the fact that my mum has a big bum...and you are...how should i put it..."tiny" ... i don't think you were humping her... maybe you were only rubbing your ...hmm...let's call it "bellybutton" against her...

to be continued...asta daca nu sterge Emanuel tot :P

Hai ca m-am ras pa alocuri. :D

pe alocuri pe unde nightwane screams like a lil' biatch!

*behind closed doors*

Gandalf's Mom: "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!"
20000 black people and one midget: "Eeeeewww! Lady! Ya gots a schlong!"

that happened when Gandalf was born. He doesn't know that his mom is actually...Ernest Borgnine ressurected as a Dick eating zombie.

That's too bad.

OH and i don't scream like a lil' biatch. I scream like a gigantic biatch 'cuz you know i'm huge. ;)

did u actually write that story ? I mean ... i don't know whether 2 yawn or to just simply and quietly go to sleep ... i'll take super secret hide out position and pretend u didn't write that lame story ...

you wave 2 me when u come up with a less pathetic story ... disgusting in such manner that u make me puke my guts out and shit all over the planet - including you ... you would be speaking by yourself if it weren't for me...

so looking forward for a reply from the huge man in a bikini...
poopik pe dintzi cu ranga plina de kkao!

my my..aren't we getting al testy and frisky? Despite the fact that you are hung like a field mouse, you ain't got wits either.

P00pik pe rimel..go buy yourself a new leotard and watch the nails girl!

Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
Oh My God how HUGE u are,
Up above the world so high,
Like a HUGE HOGG in the sky,
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
Oh My God how HUGE u are!

When the puny light is gone,
And there's no light in the room,
Then you show thy realest nature,
Twinkle, twinkle, oh it's DARK,
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
Oh My God how HUGE u are!

Then the traveler in the dark (that's me)
Cursed you for your tiny THANG,
Looky looky in the sky ...
There's a space hogg in the sky ...


shtii k tzin la tine nu ? ... u big balooca! :P

Dark is my pubic hair, huge is my cock and tiny is your prick that your momma likes to rock.

:love:

Hai ca asta a fost misto

Nighty & Benita cuddling in a tree ...
Should i go on ? What for ? ... u know the rest ... :lol:

Look... if it isn't mister "I'm-a-greek-and-i-like-it-between-the-cheeks" . Fag-a-la-la-la!

Looky here nighty ... should we all be expecting Benita to sing u Cherry Blosom Girl ?

For those of you who do not know it gos something like this ...

Tell me why can't it be true

I'll never love again
Can I say that to you
Will you run away
If I try to be true
Cherry blossom girl ...

:lol: