I know Vin Diesel...
 

Just some facts I'd like to share:


Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.

There is no "I" in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel. Fuck you, team.

Vin Diesel coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence.

When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead.

Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill.

Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Vin Diesel can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.

In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Vin Diesel, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.

Magnetic compasses do not point toward true North - they point in the direction of Vin Diesel. He just likes to sit on a lawn chair and shout, "Jackets are for pussies!" at the Acrtic researchers.

i forgot...

On his birthday, Vin Diesel randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

When Vin Diesel runs with scissors, other people get hurt.

You are what you eat. That is why Vin Diesel's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.

:w00t: hahahahahahaha!!!
allriiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!!

:w00t: :D :D :D :lol: :lol:
genial

silly stuff :sleep:

Bro, there ain't nothing as silly as your fat ass showing up on my TV.

And before you mention it, I know "I ain't your bro". Thank god.

nu, you can't be my 'bro' me, you are retard!
mai bine ti-ai lua curu ala de-i zici 'cap' din fata tv-ului - sa nu risti sa fii violat in grup de idei...

Bro, we've already decided that I'm not your bro.

Thank god, yet again.

By the way, I know Vin Diesel holds the world record for worst TV show, but you're right up there, riding shotgun.

I am Vin Diesel :x

This is your signature:

"Have you ever loved someone so much you give an arm for
Not the expression, NO, literally give an arm for
When they know they are your heart and you know you are their armor
And you will destroy anyone who will try to harm her"

You, sir, are not Vin Diesel. You obviously hold the world record for the "soft, warm and wussy race through life", Vin Diesel doesn't.

All hail Vin.

nu stiu care-i 'problema' dintre ALS si nougier, mais c'est tres tres... mhh, drole ! :lol: :lol:

if vin diesel had been sent into outer space, 'independence day' would have last for 5 mns.

If Vin Diesel was in your place, he wouldn't have said "would have last for".

Vin Diesel is my Mini-ME. I am G.0.D.!

G.o.D. is a registered mark :w00t:

oh, you primal being you, I want to fuck you.

You homo... :shock:

Hey bud, I could have been a girl. Or is it THAT unusual for you to get approached by a woman?

So...you're a girl, huh?

Hey, if that's what you make of it...

Or, as Vin Diesel would put it: harrrr.

You win. I'm not Viny, but I learned him everything I know :P .

Oh, I have to quote this one baby. You might come back later and edit it, and that just wouldn't be fair towards those of us who have made friends with Lady English, would it now?

You know, there are people who think Vin Diesel is dumb. Now that we know who he took after, we can finally be sure.

(si acum o nota personala, de-a dreptul intima. de cand am intra prima oara pe acest forum, cu alt nick, desigur, mi-au sarit in ochi preferintele tale cinematografice, personalitatea, si felul in care le exprimi pe amandoua cu crunta duiosie. and I thought, oh lord what a fucking dumbass)

Respectfully, and they say Vin Diesel is arrogant.

mda...
asta kiar as vrea sa vad
un film cu vin diesel p post de batman (n are cum iesi mai prost dkat asta al lu nolan :sick: ) si ghitza cartitza ca robin
THAT would be FUN
and, maybe...... art

Groceries on Demand?

Imi pare rau, nu stiu ce-am facut aseara...

Maybe. May be, but we sure know what you did last summer.

You and that small dog of yours. Unspeakable. You pervert.

Stop fukking looking at me like that.

poor, poor essor nougier... this seems like such a solitary unachievment... nobody seems to care much for vin diesel... it's like talking to one's groundhog all day :(

Got one Dick

Ooops, sorry sir, there seem to have been about a gazillion google searches on vin diesel just this week.

This lack of knowledge would be that much more shocking if you were to, say, have a tv show about the movie business.

But it isn't, since we can't actually call your show a..show. It's more like amateur night all over the fuck again.

Later edit: seeing how you look like a gay version of "porky the hairdressing pig", we can rightfully call your "show"..."Ladies night in the movie business, uncut, unedited, undirected and unwatched".

how vulgar... :sick:

orice-am face, tot la preferintele sexuale ale lui als revenim.

Mai e o singura solutie: LACATELU'

Certainly not. We have to give als room for his witty and slightly gay retort.

... 'slightly gay retort'!?! jesus, p-asta de unde ai scos-o? :o pare sa fi zburat straight (excuse the pun...) from a noel coward play. same period (anii '20), same lavender hue, same vocabulary...
bai nene, u r as gay as can be - u know it takes one gay to recognize another, even in beijing! - doar ca te dai rotund pe forum & ma liposugi din teveu. iti vind un pont; hai, doua: 1) 'show'-ul meu - care vad ca te obsedeaza - nu este 'dspr film', ci - more broad-ly (smth u should know more about ;) ) - dspr culthurah vizuala, si 2) fat or non-fat, o sa apar in cont. facind ceea ce unii - who know more about this thing than u or i do! - zic ca fac f bine. ok, sorry loser?

PS btw: this saturday, same time (16), same channel (tvr cultural) dspr mnac & expo-ul kinema ikon cu ruxandra balaci (directorul mnac), mircea mhaies, constantin vica & cristi neagoe - 2 tineri jurnalisti; ultimul scrie, de curind, si la dilema (veche), rubrica 'artivisme': o sa vedeti & auziti niste oameni care vorbesc dspr arta (pardon: Aartah!) as you've never heard before - firesc & fara inhibitii! they're so totally cool - i :love: them!

Am ris.

Me too. Ain't it just grand when als puckers up and puts on a show! Of course, if it's on tv, it's a whole nother thing.

And no, it doesn't take one gay to recognize another. Is that one of your pick-up lines? "You know, I've just come back from Beijing, and even there it takes a one gay to recognize another. Imagine that, good, you're imagining, allright now, very good, green apples, marmelade, french pastries, let's get back to that disaster we so lovingly call national television".

auzi, ma lashi!?
tocmai ti-ai mai tras o portie sanatoasa de gaysha cu postul de mai sus :w00t:
ce 'pick-up line'!?
tu ai nevoie de un pick-up truck sa-ti tracteze sinceritatea - or what's left of it!
bai ce nu-mi plac gayii astia fatzarnici...
PS ce mai face nume, nu-i mai trimiti mp-uri anti-als?

MP-uri sigur nu. E penibil ce se intampla aici. Individul nu merita nici cea mai mica atentie. Decat cand pune glumite din-astea.

haideti, mai, copii... :hmm:

beautiful

Just leisurely sifting through old stuff, found this "If Vin Diesel was in your place, he wouldn't have said "would have last for".", and said to myself "If Vin Diesel were in your place, he wouldn't have said "If Vin Diesel was in your place, he wouldn't have said "would have last for".". And if I were in your place, I wouldn't have said "she (i.e. the nurse) had had sex with him.". But Vin might have.
Oh, well, hairsplitting innocuous.

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