Gandalf VS Nightwane LYRICAL STANDOFF
 

topicu' meu shi al lu' nightwane... our own private lyrical assault cafe ...

lui nu i-a placut topic sentence k e prea "cocky" ...
pretentzioasa k o shcolaritza ... :hmm:

lyrical my butt ... even my ass is more lyrical than this...bling bling shizzle fo mah nizzle!

oooh i'm a schoolgirl and i'm about to bust your nuts with a battering ram .. see if you like it.

bling bling look at my god damn ring!
i'll go invisible on ur ass ... and go BERSERK ... u know what that is don't you ... ? :D

ring? wut ring? the ring your momma used to fight in when she was a taiwanese lard-ass? i ain't lookin' at that.

You couldn't go berserk even if 100 black people gangbanged you at the same time.

u a rasist ... is that what u tellin' me ? black people... if u start countin' people ... u rasist as a motherfacker ...

i'm sorry.. i was too busy flushing the toilet after your momma and i didn't get your message. you were saying something about greeks having small dicks?

funny thing! ... i had ur momma over last night and we're doing hop hop. and she told me that u know shit about ur daddy .. except that he spit u in the face and bump, bump, bumped u in the fanny!

in ur face ... :D

well..given the fact that my mum has a big bum...and you are...how should i put it..."tiny" ... i don't think you were humping her... maybe you were only rubbing your ...hmm...let's call it "bellybutton" against her...

to be continued...asta daca nu sterge Emanuel tot :P

Hai ca m-am ras pa alocuri. :D

pe alocuri pe unde nightwane screams like a lil' biatch!

*behind closed doors*

Gandalf's Mom: "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!"
20000 black people and one midget: "Eeeeewww! Lady! Ya gots a schlong!"

that happened when Gandalf was born. He doesn't know that his mom is actually...Ernest Borgnine ressurected as a Dick eating zombie.

That's too bad.

OH and i don't scream like a lil' biatch. I scream like a gigantic biatch 'cuz you know i'm huge. ;)

did u actually write that story ? I mean ... i don't know whether 2 yawn or to just simply and quietly go to sleep ... i'll take super secret hide out position and pretend u didn't write that lame story ...

you wave 2 me when u come up with a less pathetic story ... disgusting in such manner that u make me puke my guts out and shit all over the planet - including you ... you would be speaking by yourself if it weren't for me...

so looking forward for a reply from the huge man in a bikini...
poopik pe dintzi cu ranga plina de kkao!

my my..aren't we getting al testy and frisky? Despite the fact that you are hung like a field mouse, you ain't got wits either.

P00pik pe rimel..go buy yourself a new leotard and watch the nails girl!

Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
Oh My God how HUGE u are,
Up above the world so high,
Like a HUGE HOGG in the sky,
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
Oh My God how HUGE u are!

When the puny light is gone,
And there's no light in the room,
Then you show thy realest nature,
Twinkle, twinkle, oh it's DARK,
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
Oh My God how HUGE u are!

Then the traveler in the dark (that's me)
Cursed you for your tiny THANG,
Looky looky in the sky ...
There's a space hogg in the sky ...


shtii k tzin la tine nu ? ... u big balooca! :P

Dark is my pubic hair, huge is my cock and tiny is your prick that your momma likes to rock.

:love:

Hai ca asta a fost misto

Nighty & Benita cuddling in a tree ...
Should i go on ? What for ? ... u know the rest ... :lol:

Look... if it isn't mister "I'm-a-greek-and-i-like-it-between-the-cheeks" . Fag-a-la-la-la!

Looky here nighty ... should we all be expecting Benita to sing u Cherry Blosom Girl ?

For those of you who do not know it gos something like this ...

Tell me why can't it be true

I'll never love again
Can I say that to you
Will you run away
If I try to be true
Cherry blossom girl ...

:lol:

Dupa ce ca esti subdimensionat dpdv penian mai esti si agramat. Gee-zuz!

Whatever dude ... some 14 year old has the hots 4 ya' ... :lol:

I WIN ... :lol:

hmm...i guess i am sexier than most fuzzy monkeys... but anyway..i'll just use him and throw him away. Like i always do.

1st - :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: stop it .. u're killin' me ...
2nd - u have 2 stop with the fuzzy monkey ... it makes u even more gay ... and it's not that funny either ...

kissy! :D

what do you mean it makes me EVEN MORE gay??? I ain't gay...i'm just sexually confused :P

Fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy anal sex.

nope ... no, no .... u're just "I GOT MY HEAD ALL THE WAY UP IN THE CLOUDS ... SO I GUESS I'LL FACK ANYTHING THAT WALKS AROUND AND HAS A HOLE" ... that my friend is what we ... down 2 earth, pussy facking people ... call GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

what the hell???? What's "fack" supposed to mean? You illiterate tv person!

Well...my head is all the way up in the clouds 'cuz a fuzzy person like me loves the moon (check the t-shirt) and therefore...i can't do anything to help it. Uhm..one more question... do you visit them gloryholes? Sau doar te lauzi cu asta cand esti beat? :D

fack is suppossed 2 mean fuck ... u dumb ass ... i can't really say fuck or the "ing" form ... you english wanna speak ... spanglish biatch!

go practice spanish ... che paso ... & shit like that ... :D

?Qué pasó? No pasó nada...el único problema es que a tu madre le gusta mucho la polla y quiere chuparla cada d�*a sin parar... ay ay Fernanda!

i'll go ballistic on ur ass ... don't make me.
si tu voi prendere nel cullo io posso arrangiare una staminca con gli ragazzi che ti volgliono ... et tu sai di chi io sto parlando ?
:lol:

certo certo. pero ti prego...puoi mangiare il mio cazzo? pui succhiare il mio cazzo? ti prego...

No posso fare niente che tu mi pregi ... ma cerchero di arangiare un cazzo ggrosso per tuo cullo ...

che ne dici ? io so che tu vuoi tanto una staminca... tu devi solo dire SI ... amico mie ... arangia mi una staminca... e i ragazzi = PRONTO ... :sick:

non voglio un cazzo grosso perche il mio culo e troppo fragile :lol:

yeah..whatever :) Come diceva...fuck you and fuck your greeks as well.

Porco DIO!

this shit is funny :D

go to sleep, go to sleep little swine and may ur dreams be raped by greeks with huge dicks with the power of 1000 cannons ...
hope u're cozy and tucked in ... cuz u're in 4 a serious ride ...

Oh My God! You ... are such a skank!

oh my god! I KNOW I AM!!!

Now all i see iz ... THEE ... SHANK! :lol:

hush now...go and cut your hair ... and make sure you don't dye it like the last time in the colors of the rainbow... even though you're not ashamed to show your true sexuality. I'm getting wild bowel movment even from talking to you...

hush now ... THEE (which iz YOU) - for those of "us" :lol: who don't know that ... :lol:

shhh! i promise i won't tell anyone ... :lol:
pup ... ma duc sa ma tund!
:D

u told me once : "The straight WAY is the GAY WAY!" i see that now ... your buddy icon or avatar as some f.ucks call ... it proves it!

How EVIL am i ?

you can't even spell you retarded anal-zombie.

i can go ZOMBIE on your ass if u tell me to do it!
i know u like it "ruff"! :lol:

zombify my dick with your snake-like tongue.

that would leave u dickless ... which is not very far from the facing situation ...
someone told me so ... :lol:

oh no...are there naked pict00rz of me on the net? NOT AGAIN!!!

vezi k le-a pus nume pe net :lol:

well..i'll never...!!! bine macar ca nu au aparut pe net pozele alea de la majoratul meu... thank g-o-d!

i take full responsibility for my actions that night that party made the Guiness Book Of World Records as the most borring party of all ETERNITY!
:D

boring e ma-ta